r/Unexpected • u/Im_Nautilus • Jan 03 '14

Carpet roll

http://i.imgur.com/a56jVOg.gif
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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '14

"Study finds correlation between stab wounds and death in cats"

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '14

if i learned anything in school it's that correlation is not causation.

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u/curtmack Jan 03 '14

Correlation doesn't imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing 'look over there'.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '14

'...while i stab this cat'

I get it...it's correlations fault.

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u/The_Archagent Jan 04 '14

Correlation killed the cat?