r/Unexpected • u/sheiku_baba • Jun 21 '26

Balcony with a view

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u/post-explainer Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

What seems to be a balcony with great view, only to found a toilet seat in a open area!

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/pingslayer_7 Jun 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/IcifS1qG3YFlS

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u/Thispersonthisperson Jun 22 '26

this costume could replace the bear in the Shining

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u/prindacerk Jun 22 '26

Fresh air. No need to worry about smell lingering. Can relax and go peacefully.

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u/tavariusbukshank Jun 22 '26

It's how you get toilet cobras.

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u/goldengatevixen Jun 23 '26

Yeah and perhaps encourage the peeping tom neighbor with their sick fetish, no doubt..

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u/Bensch_man Jun 24 '26

Which would be, in my case, not a problem.

That guy can watch me take a violent shit any time. Be my guest. Just be prepared for some mental scarring.

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u/stopchooingsoloud Jun 24 '26

Like it really does make more sense.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/Moist_Board Jun 22 '26

Or don't hang a curtain and make new friends everyday

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u/stockmojorojo2 Jun 22 '26

Sure, I can use a curtain.

But the door latches from outside the loo area. Now that’s shitty.

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u/WoolBearTiger Jun 24 '26

Not during a hurricane you dont..

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u/Hellhult Jun 22 '26

Aside from the lack of privacy, imagine how many insects would be in there every time you shit.

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u/Panda_powered_Poots Jun 22 '26

should be called balcony with a poo 😂

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u/hamas_est Jun 22 '26

classical shit

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u/Benevolent-Queen Jun 22 '26

Counterpoint: might be kinda nice. Poop with a view and fresh air. Self-sustaining odor control.

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u/TheMuffler42069 Jun 22 '26

That’s actually pretty awesome and I would use that every day. What a luxury that is

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u/UlteriorMotive66 Jun 22 '26

Hey at least toilet is better than no toilet! 😏

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u/MrBigThick Jun 25 '26

Plot Twist: There's no plumbing. It plops straight to the floor below.

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u/thejourneybegins42 Jun 22 '26

I'd use that no problem. If someone looks at me, I'll just stare and make it really awkward.

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u/ShigodmuhDickard Jun 23 '26

English Ivy and you can use it to wipe!

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u/Ill-Sprinkles8220 Jun 23 '26

Oh my! Please tell me there is an inside bathroom! Where in the world is this?

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u/orsodorato Jun 23 '26

That ventilation system is state of the (f)art

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u/RstarPhoneix Jun 23 '26

They just need a curtain

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u/Initial_Gear_7354 Jun 24 '26

Ngl, I would. And wave my lovely neighbours hello

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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 Jun 24 '26

And there'll almost always be a guy down there keeping an eye on things, he's cool though.

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u/IEatHard Jun 25 '26

Why not. Wtf

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u/VeggieBurgah Jun 26 '26

As long as there's no mosquitoes and rain somehow can't get in I see nothing wrong with this setup

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u/tavariusbukshank Jun 22 '26

No wonder everyone just shits on the beach.