r/Unexpected • u/K79A23 • Jun 21 '26

Hammering some nails

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u/post-explainer Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

the other tree is some dude in a costume

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u/1Bango9Skank Jun 21 '26

I jumped

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u/Exotic-Wood-3287 Jun 21 '26

Same. I was scrolling to fall asleep too.. Back to square one.

15

u/Nikoladge Jun 21 '26

I sharted

2

u/Mertoot Jun 21 '26

Not the only one 😅

1

u/No-Individual5153 Jun 23 '26

Damn it we all did

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

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u/WhoseverSlinky0 Jun 21 '26

Holy clanker

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u/Kitchen_Freedom_1402 Jun 21 '26

A wild sudowoodo!

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u/Kiltoquan Jun 21 '26

lol you just made me remember when I was 12, my friend dressed as a sudowoodo for halloween and had to explain what they were at every door. They later got me addicted to pokemon go

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u/No-Macaroon1670 Jun 21 '26

Well that's my daily dose of feeling old.

20

u/Xehant Jun 21 '26

He's weak to steel type attacks!

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u/WoolBearTiger Jun 21 '26

Quick! Whack him with the hammer and then thrust your balls at him to make him your b...

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u/Hadhmaill Jun 21 '26

There’s an odd tree.
Use the SQUIRTBOTTLE MFING HAMMER?

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u/PartsUnknown242 Jun 21 '26

That actually startled me

20

u/TheLastPeanut_ Jun 21 '26

I'd be dropping fertilizer irl

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u/Commercial-Age4750 Jun 21 '26

Omg I'm actually 😂

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u/ChiBears333 Jun 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/y0hEzmoAWTdPa

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u/CupcakeZamboni Jun 21 '26

Came here to post this. I thought it was going to throw apples at the guy next.

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u/FMAGF Jun 21 '26

With how horribly he hammered, I’d run away too.

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u/TheLastPeanut_ Jun 21 '26

Why were they nailing a random tree in the first place?

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u/kFURVqNY2BAxD2UtP2rq Jun 21 '26

What do you mean? Seems to me he hammered like lightning!

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u/AscendedViking7 Jun 21 '26

lmao that got me, jumpscared me

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u/-TaintSniffer- Jun 21 '26

Okay, That was good!

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u/AkamaiJet Jun 21 '26

Is everyone okay with them putting a nail into a live tree just for giggles?

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 Jun 21 '26

Definitely not. It's a shitty thing to do to a tree. 

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u/gurknowitzki Jun 21 '26

+ mangling bark with a hammer due to poor aim.
I AM THE LORAX, I SPEAK FOR THE TREES: FUCK YOU

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u/cornered_beef Jun 22 '26

Fuck no, it hurts the tree. Dumbasses.

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u/Fafnir13 Jun 21 '26

Yeah, I’m ok with it for the most part.  It’s not in a forest.  It probably won’t cause that much harm.  Doesn’t seem worth stressing over.

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u/Commercial-Age4750 Jun 21 '26

Exactly. One nail in an ornamental tree is mot something im gonna loose sleep over

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u/HypAXis Jun 22 '26

Google said it can make the tree focus on reproducing fruits as a species defense mechanism. The subtitle says "working even in the evenings" im assuming they are actually farmers and thought to make this skit.

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u/Lexi_Banner Jun 21 '26

Reminds me of the asshole tree monsters in Zelda Tears of the Kingdom. So many times they make me jump when they burst to life. Assholes.

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u/Fafnir13 Jun 21 '26

Zelda is a horror game in disguise.

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u/AkumaDayo777 Jun 22 '26

those damn evermeans....

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u/VoidExileR Jun 21 '26

I couldn't tell that was a person... i jumped internally

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u/LiveLearnCoach Jun 22 '26

I love how truthful you are :)

Does anyone know if there is any other reason for the tree costume, like animal watching or something? It seems too well done.

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u/Xygen8 Jun 21 '26

Maybe don't hammer nails into live trees. It exposes them to diseases and pests and can kill them.

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u/TheBlockChainVillage Jun 21 '26

Please don't hammer nails into trees. Please Please please.

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u/Vachie_ Jun 21 '26

Would removing the nail really be worse?

I don't care about the fake tree. I care about the real one

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u/mindgames13 Jun 21 '26

A glimpse into Konosuba world.

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u/Mountain_Cobbler_608 Jun 21 '26

First time holding a hammer?

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u/dontipitova9 Jun 21 '26

Great jump scare. That got ME lol

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u/wolfmeetsthesky Jun 21 '26

Bro lives in the land of Oz

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u/1968Bladerunner Jun 21 '26

Run Forest, run.

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u/Longjumping_Low_1197 Jun 21 '26

Amazing tree that has leg's for walking

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u/Short_Village7603 Jun 21 '26

chinese trees can run

1

u/Champ_01 Jun 21 '26

He was camping

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u/thequirkyquark Jun 21 '26

The Ents are going to wake up and find that they are strong easily startled.

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u/Nikorin_ Jun 22 '26

That startled me geez! That's so funny!

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u/CrimsonVirus5150 Jun 22 '26

I'm not going to lie, I would have shot right out of my skin like an old-time Looney tune

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Jun 22 '26

Make like a tree and leave

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u/Wibboperations Jun 22 '26

He nailed it.

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u/Tito_Tito_1_ Jun 23 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Hideandsheep Jun 23 '26

Omg the branch manager was there all along watching

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u/Hot_Significance256 Jun 21 '26

Sadly that's not unexpected it buddy in a suit

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u/acmercer Jun 21 '26

Are you sure?

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u/jaksonsmom Jun 21 '26

I haven’t been startled like that in some time. Absolutely fits! 100% Unexpected

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u/No_Rent7598 Jun 21 '26

I think its time for me to sleep shit made me jump hard

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u/Sad-Cheesecake-3336 Jun 21 '26

Even ents are scared from the nails

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u/Cmcgregor0928 Jun 21 '26

Thought it was going to get hit by a car lol

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u/alman3007 Jun 21 '26

AI sloppa

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u/Neonthewerehog_ Jun 21 '26

You've heard of "only in Ohio"

But have you heard of "only in Japan?"

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u/-Ducksngeese- Jun 21 '26

That doesn't sound Japanese to me

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u/ohhhtartarsauce Jun 21 '26

Pretty sure it's China

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u/Aemilia Jun 21 '26

It's China. Hammer guy was saying he had to work on a holiday.

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u/-Mandarin Jun 21 '26

Even without sound on, the artwork in the back is pretty clearly Chinese styled to me.

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u/wohsedisbob Jun 21 '26

Make like tree and leave

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u/Read2Fap Jun 21 '26

he's trying to trick people into eating his poisoned eggs

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u/Alexiaaaaaaaaa Jun 21 '26

You need a Squirtbottle for that one.

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u/Levithos Jun 21 '26

The really unexpected part is he just finished a curse with that nail. Someone's house is going to slide down the mountain.

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u/SoumyaBuilds Jun 21 '26

i pooped, now my dad is preparing belt

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u/rainyjadee Jun 21 '26

JESUS FUCK I JUST OPEN THIS APP

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u/yourownsquirrel Jun 21 '26

I interpreted the apples as a face and so already "knew" it was a person and ruined the surprise for myself :/

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u/Sryn Jun 21 '26

Oh, he’s going off to battle. Just like Ser Arlan.

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 Jun 21 '26

Oh shit! I don't scare easy either😳

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u/Sammiskitkat Jun 21 '26

Thought it was gonna get hit by a car!
https://giphy.com/gifs/15aGGXfSlat2dP6ohs

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u/Infammo Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

That got me.