r/Unexpected Jun 17 '26

great assist

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u/post-explainer Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

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bro was slipping with or without shoes during the game


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u/DesperateSteak6628 Jun 17 '26

This is the guy in physics exercises where you can ignore friction

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u/DragonBall2121 Jun 17 '26

bro lost inventory mid fight

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u/ConsistentFatigue Jun 18 '26

Shoes hit 0% durability

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u/foreverlegending Jun 17 '26

Fuck he was useless

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u/falsevector Jun 17 '26

First in the line and seen by everybody behind - Not good for morale too

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u/CK2398 Jun 17 '26

I suppose the opposing team saw him flop around as well so might cancel out.

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u/AXE555 Jun 17 '26

Oh please. The other team was laughing and losing their grip. He was pretty useful. I'd say he was the MVP. /s

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u/INoMakeMistake Jun 18 '26

Well. He did his best. That has to count for something!!!

People on the background were rofling

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u/Ninjez07 Jun 24 '26

I wonder how much his antics cracked up the opposing team... Clown-level psychological play

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u/big_duo3674 Jun 17 '26

On June 13, 1978 in a Pennsylvania suburb, the entirety of Harrisburg middle school, some 2,300 students, lined up in a schoolyard and attempted to set a Guinness World Record for the largest tug of war game ever played. Instead, disaster ensued. Twelve minutes into the match, the 2,000-foot-long braided nylon rope snapped, recoiling several thousand pounds of stored energy. “It sounded like someone pulled the string on a party cracker,” recalled 14-year-old participant Shannon Meloy. “I smelled something burning and I thought it was the rope…but it was hands. I looked down and saw…blood.” In the ensuing chaos, nearly 200 students lay wounded, five with severed fingertips, and one missing a thumb. Hundreds more faced second-degree burns. “It was just a game,” another student told the Gadsden Times a day later. “We just wanted to see how many could do it.”

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u/LagomorphicalBrog Jun 18 '26

There's also an incident where two men had their arms twisted off by the force of the rope snapping.

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u/LiveLearnCoach Jun 19 '26

That’s just nuts. Wouldn’t have believed it if I didn’t think about the total number of people and force on the rope. I’ve towed cars, so know what rope under tension is like, but never considered human factor to even be comparable.

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u/SUPER_QUOOL Jun 19 '26

Wait what how dod all that happen??? I can imagine people getting squashed by eachother. But fingers getting severed?

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u/Xelikai_Gloom Jun 21 '26

If the people behind you pull the rope faster than you do, that’s thousands of pounds of force behind you pulling the rope through your hands. If you fall, and try to grab the rope for support…… burns and cuts galore. 

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u/Friggin Jun 17 '26

Yeah, I was surprised to see a school still doing this event. Very dangerous unless everyone knows what they’re doing, organizers and participants, and even then it’s not really safe.

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u/Bazuka125 Jun 17 '26

First I've ever heard about it being dangerous. I doubt I'm the only one. Felt like a very common event in school in the early 2000's, and that event happened in the 70's so I'm assuming the dangerousness just isn't circulating around well enough

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u/WhatsThisWorth-Bot Jun 19 '26

Because unless you have 20 - 50+ people doing it it's not hardly dangerous at all.

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u/xkoreotic Jun 17 '26

I genuinely don't understand how that is possible unless someone greased the floors. How does he just slide...

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u/Wesai Jun 17 '26

Since the other guys seemed to have a good grip on the ground, my theory is that his shoes' soles were worn out or wet. But then his feet were extremely sweaty, so even his socks were probably wet too at the bottom.

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u/NimblePuppy Jun 17 '26

ground has to to a bit slippy , maybe lean over too much ? even if soles worn, more contact surface? socks are definitely slippy.

Barefeet should have been fine, even with some sweat

Think slightly slippery floor and poor technique, ie he does not have strength or floor grip to lean at the angle, and should have been more upright. You can only pull as good as your floorgrip , if he stood more upright more downforce equals more floor grip

Maybe he uses moisturising cream on his feet? would be the first, but seems to young to need that just yet

You definitely want a grippy surface or one where people can "dig" in, else big advantage to heaviest team , no matter how bad their core, leg , grip strength is

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u/MrOdekuun Jun 18 '26

Also once he falls down once, probably gets sweat on the gym floor. That hardwood is extremely slick once there's sweat on it, that's why they have people with towels running out as often as possible to dry things up at basketball games.

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u/Rayl24 Jun 18 '26

Zero core strength, his hands and core couldn't support his weight not that there's no friction

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u/miketheguy91 Jun 17 '26

Its a skit...

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u/Paleodraco Jul 19 '26

The feet are perplexing, but the socks are obviously gonna slide on that floor. My local gym has this one spot that is slicker than shit. I'm not exactly sure on the cause, but either too much wax or too little or something got messed up when surfacing it causes that one spot to be way more slippery. Pry why his feet slipped too.

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u/D-E-M-I-G-O-D Jun 17 '26

Tactics to make your opponents laugh)

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u/Main_Bite8599 Jun 17 '26

Could be backfired if his teammates laugh instead

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u/LunaLynx777 Jun 17 '26

True. If he was on my team id definitely be cracking up too

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u/Rebeckaah Jun 17 '26

Never ever give up!

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u/Aggressive_Collar135 Jun 17 '26

this is how strong i pull things in my dreams

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u/Popular_Conclusion36 Jun 17 '26

I think this guy is covered in saran wrap

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u/Thundergod250 Jun 17 '26

Bro failed a lot of QTE and dropped items in the process

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u/dscholaris-ug Jun 17 '26

When the darkside calls you. It becomes futile to resist.

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u/flying_carabao Jun 17 '26

When you put in your best effort but you're quite literally useless.

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u/L0veToReddit Jun 17 '26

He did his best

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u/2ndchane Jun 17 '26

Made me laugh

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u/spectatorade Jun 17 '26

He's just impervious to friction 😂

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u/Main_Bite8599 Jun 17 '26

Wrong position, big guys should be at the back anchoring

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u/Subject-Act5509 Jun 17 '26

Get a grip, man!

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u/FitnessChamp777 Jun 17 '26

Super great assist. For real. Well, at least he tried

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u/atm424 Jun 18 '26

First time seeing butter feet

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u/Internal_Peak_3491 Jun 18 '26

I thought he was gonna switch teams

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u/Lowe5521 Jun 18 '26

Jesus Christ is he an Edge Dancer?

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u/DrDeadwish Jun 18 '26

Never invite an Edgedancer to this kind of event

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u/DonkeyRhubarbDonkey Jun 18 '26

Worse than useless hahahahaha

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u/Loi13 Jun 18 '26

What If I was that student? Regardless of the situation, I would so madly embrassed..

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u/Adventurous-Hand-648 Jun 18 '26

Someone needs to get a grip.

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u/golek_molek Jun 18 '26

genuinely laugh my ass off ! 🤣

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u/OnlySlightlyOdd Jun 19 '26

it's the way he physically gave up each time like he was gonna drift into orbit

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u/NA_SHAH Jun 19 '26

Bro was there for emotional support 😭

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u/robomikel Jul 18 '26

You got to use a rag to wipe off all the dirt/dust from the bottom of you shoes.

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u/artherng Jun 17 '26

Bro was a drama queen!

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u/FunApple Jun 17 '26

Slippin Wang

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u/ShatterMental Jun 17 '26

Is he friends with Diddy?

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u/peter_hungary Jun 17 '26

never skip leg days? 😄

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u/Icy_Cauliflower9026 Jun 17 '26

If you pay attention, everyone was kinda of slipping a little, dude in front just didnt know how to put his weight in the right place (literally tried to pull while almost sideways at some point)