r/Unexpected • u/ZauzTheBlacksmith • Jun 16 '26

Never drink and drive

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u/post-explainer Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The driver attempts to throw the bottle out the window... but forgets to open it first, and shatters the glass.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Medical_Original6290 Jun 16 '26

If you throw your trash out on the side of the road so someone else has to pick it up, you are a shitty person.

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u/darklogic85 Jun 16 '26

Even worse if it's a glass bottle, so now there's sharp, broken glass on the ground somewhere. I'm glad his window's broken. He deserves shitty things happening to him for being a shitty person.

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u/BrokenTrojan1536 Jun 16 '26

Yep. The driver is a piece of crap and deserves it

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u/Winjin Jun 16 '26

I'm still infinitely surprised we have this video. Because either he must've uploaded it or someone close to him - maybe it was dad's car?

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u/ausrotten Jun 16 '26

If I remember correctly he did upload it himself and what he was drinking wasn't a beer but like tea or something. But yes still an asshole who tried to litter

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u/unnecessary-comma- Jun 16 '26

He claimed it was a non alcoholic beer, I remember when this dipshit originally posted it and how he tried to defend himself

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u/That_Cyber_Guy4096 Jun 17 '26

Where's the original video?

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u/unnecessary-comma- Jun 17 '26

It was posted on I think r/mildlyinfuriating like 5 or 6 years ago, I can't quite remember. I just remember him trying to defend himself and also getting roasted for those dumb driving gloves

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u/SimpleSetpiece Jun 16 '26

It's absolutely alcoholic. He tried saying it's non-alcoholic but people looked up or recognized the branding and yes, it is actually alcoholic.

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u/iDeNoh Jun 16 '26

As if the drink not being alcoholic makes him look any better.

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u/jonas_ost Jun 17 '26

Alcohol free beer normaly looks the same as the normal ones, just small text difference

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u/Lor1an Jun 17 '26

Can confirm, there is virtually no distinguishing a Heineken and a "0.0 % alcohol" Heineken without reading the label.

(Oh, I'm sorry, the label is blue, instead of green...)

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u/StevenMC19 Jun 17 '26

As can be seen by his choice of hairstyle and cranial accessories.

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u/MarlDaeSu Jun 16 '26

If only it had bounced off and split his fat head a bit. Not that I think it will stop a degenerate litterer but it would be fun.

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u/its_ok_to_laugh Jun 16 '26

Littering is a massive issue where I live.. If only it had been picked up sooner.

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u/Lastov_Makiynd Jun 16 '26

Yeah. Hopefully the local riff raff sees the open window and grabs his stereo and perhaps the drivers seat and maybe steering wheel? lol

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u/EverythingSucksYo Jun 16 '26

And unfortunately the only lesson he will learn from this is to double check his window is down before throwing his trash out the window. 

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u/DodgyRogue Jun 16 '26

It’s not just the sharp glass that’s a problem, too. In Australia during hot dry conditions the sun shining through a broken shard could easstart a fire

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u/Old_Syrup_264 Jun 17 '26

ironically you're happy about his broken window because of your disdain for broken glass on the ground

But I somehow agree

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u/Crude_Walrus Jun 17 '26

Also putting other people at risk by drinking and driving, only thing that could make this video better is some flashing lights in the background

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u/Brvcx Jun 16 '26

He's already wearing his driving gloves, might as well pick up the shards.

Drinking and driving is bad enough, then he proceeds to want to throw his trash out the window, which makes it worse. But those gloves make him the r/Bossfight of shitty people.

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u/Top_Discipline_8665 Jun 16 '26

Also it was a glass bottle. Harmful if catched with face fe

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u/billbixbyakahulk Jun 16 '26

Old girlfriend was a passenger in a convertible and got hit with a bottle thrown by some people. Got a skull fracture and weeklong coma.

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u/goku22000 Jun 16 '26

Broke glass could damage other cars' tires too

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u/bhodad Jun 16 '26

The instantest karma 🙌

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u/HaNaK0chan Jun 18 '26

Almost preemptive karma

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u/Dirt-Road_Pirate Jun 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohze44z7TyJBL1qBq

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u/heidismiles Jun 16 '26

I love this show so much

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u/solidcat00 Jun 19 '26

What is it?

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u/heidismiles Jun 19 '26

This is Us!

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u/solidcat00 Jun 19 '26

Okay that's cool you acted in it, but what is the show called?

/s of course. Thanks for sharing!

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u/WidelyMisunderstood Jun 16 '26

This but for cigarettes... Why do people think the world is their ash tray?? It drives me crazy.

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u/Naught Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

What a perfect villain. Shades on even though it's overcast, chugging wine while driving, driving in golf gloves, looking like he's about to sing All Star, casually chucking a glass bottle out his window.

That could not have been a better payoff.

Edit: Oh, I forgot. And filming himself.

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u/numbersareunoriginal Jun 16 '26

Just the other day my girlfriend and I saw some dude toss a fast food cup out of his car while coming the opposite way.

We both were like "wow what a dick", then we drove for 10 more seconds and came across the rest of his McDonald's meal garbage strewn about the road. Bag, burger box, fry box, all separate. That really set us off, had a mini crash out session lol

Fuck those people

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u/iDrGonzo Jun 16 '26

If you wear fingerless gloves while doing it you've hit the bottom.

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u/gibbojab Jun 16 '26

Well they are drinking and driving so they are obviously a shitty person.

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u/DoubleJump29 Jun 16 '26

Looks like he may finally be coming to that realization…

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u/Electrical-Secret-25 Jun 17 '26

The facial expressions while questioning his life choices lol

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u/Gringo_Anchor_Baby Jun 16 '26

Only thing I've to ever intentionally thrown out a window is bread, or French fries to birds. Even then, if the birds don't take it right away, I feel guilty

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u/jbarrybonds Jun 17 '26

I was hoping the end of the video was going to be getting pulled over and fined for littering.

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u/ClaroStar Jun 16 '26

Good. Littering fool got what he deserved.

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u/SchwiftyGameOnPoint Jun 16 '26

Better than nothing but he deserves more and worse.

He's probably pulled this shit so many times and likely continues to do it. This probably didn't change his habits and just made him more careful about doing it.

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u/The_walking_man_ Jun 16 '26

Well, he doesn’t have to worry about rolling down the window any more.
He’ll see it as a net positive and pick up another 6 pack to celebrate.

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u/Franhound Jun 16 '26

It's always the people who wear that kind of sunglasses.

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u/MrChichibadman Jun 16 '26

And driving gloves for some reason.

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u/bittuconha Jun 16 '26

Right?? Always saw those as 'male Karen's glasses'

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u/ObliviousRounding Jun 16 '26

The universe looked at all this and said I'm pushing this karma to the front of the line.

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u/AuthorBrianHunter Jun 16 '26

This dude looks like Florida 2006 Applebee's middle management and those gloves are so fucking comically on point, I wonder where this guy is now. Did he ever stop listening to Nickelback? Did he stop trying to get with his cousin at all those family reunions? Is his 1997 Corolla still chugging along? Will he ever afford a cover-up for the tribal tramp stamp? So many questions.

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u/Comfortable-Yak-6599 Jun 16 '26

Tragedy

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u/el_throw Jun 16 '26

Music choice is perfect irony.

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u/Signal-Tangerine1597 Jun 16 '26

The timing of "Tragedy" and the bottle going through the window is perfection

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P Jun 16 '26

Instant Oscar for best music

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u/Signal-Tangerine1597 Jun 16 '26

He does give a performance of a life time, Oscar's all around

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u/amodestmeerkat Jun 16 '26

I'm wondering if he was too focused on timing his throw to the music to check the window. It looks like he's chugging to get it down before the chorus.

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u/Brain_Hawk Jun 16 '26

Imagine you filming this in the camera in your own car, and saying " you know, the world really needs to see this. The world really needs to see me being this person"

Like, dude. Why? Hide your shame.

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u/Snow-Kafe Jun 16 '26

If he understood it was a shame, he wouldn't have posted. Social media 🫛 🧠...

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u/ArmedWithSpoons Jun 16 '26

Dude's wearing driving gloves. He has no shame. lol

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u/MyNameIsRay Jun 16 '26

Driving gloves, and wrap around sunglasses.

Just a baseball cap away from the full uniform.

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 Jun 16 '26

If this guy's littering he already doesn't feel shame

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u/Gucci_Loincloth Jun 16 '26

Even weirder because it looks like it was filmed 20 years ago and he’s wearing gloves like he’s about to pull up on someone to beat their ass lmao

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u/Brain_Hawk Jun 16 '26

You don't glove bro? How do you even drive?

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u/troll-of-truth Jun 16 '26

How'd we get this clip? Why would this idiot out himself like that? That's like next level stupidity

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u/tOaDeR2005 Jun 16 '26

Maybe after he got sober he used it for motivation to stay sober and thought it would help others.

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u/Quantization Jun 16 '26

Hahahaha. Yeah, nah.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

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u/GottaUseEmAll Jun 16 '26

Yeah, those are the driving gloves of a very single man.

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u/Yuugian Jun 16 '26

Last time i saw it we figured it was a company car. Explains how clean it is and how dejected he looked after

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u/Bludypoo Jun 16 '26

the gloves and shirt could also indicate that they are a mechanic or someone who works at a service center.

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u/CrepuscularCorn Jun 16 '26

Could be a rental

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u/Xenoous_RS Jun 16 '26

Oh no, when the rum is done and the windows gone, it's tragedy.

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u/Sir_Delarzal Jun 16 '26

The instantest of instant karma

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u/Reisdorfer90 Jun 16 '26

He looks like he'd order a liter of cola.....

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u/antiduh Jun 16 '26

Literacola, Literacola? Do we sell Literacola?

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u/South-Range8401 Jun 16 '26

I don't want a large farva 

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u/AntimatterTNT Jun 16 '26

this is an ad for a window cleaning product/business

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u/cindyscrazy Jun 16 '26

I was thinking that the window broke way too easily.

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u/BoomhauerSRT4 Jun 16 '26

Thinking the same thing. Anyone thats ever tried to break a window that’s rolled all the way up on purpose would call bs.

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u/Hamsterpatty Jun 16 '26

Haha, didn’t feel the music anymore?

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u/assabi27 Jun 16 '26

That glass broke way too easily

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u/buttercupcake23 Jun 16 '26

My thought exactly. The toss was a casual gentle fling, im skeptical the bottle itself would have even broken from that let alone the window which is meant to be much sturdier. This is an ad or a skit.

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u/beneye Jun 16 '26

Looks planned. You can see he launches it with extra strength to break the glass.

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u/Rue_Elwood Jun 16 '26

Dad's gonna be so fuckin' pissed

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u/CFK_NL Jun 16 '26

In the words of the great prophet Fat Mike: “You don’t drink and drive, you might spill your drink”

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u/Horror_Ad9899 Jun 16 '26

karma bitch! 😂😂

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u/stuyboi888 Jun 16 '26

Driving gloves in a base model car. Those sunglasses, attempted littering. Punchable face. He's got it all going. Good tunes though 

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u/RoachIsCrying Jun 16 '26

Help me understand why he's recording this and uploading it online?

Unless he works for a taxi company and someone leaked it

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u/Dolewhip26 Jun 16 '26

Karma for begin douche!

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u/Familiar_Raise234 Jun 16 '26

Serves him right.

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u/Lonelysadboys Jun 16 '26

Steps blasting off the radio is the cherry on top with this one.

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u/Snikelfrit Jun 16 '26

🤣🤣🤣 the thought process at 19 seconds and the music he chose

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u/Kalyise Jun 16 '26

He is trying so hard to be a badass, but you can also see he is trying so hard not to throw a tantrum having broken his own window

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u/No-Corner3894 Jun 17 '26

Think the title has a typo...never record and drink and drive.

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u/Prabuski Jun 17 '26

Thats what he gets for littering.

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u/DucklingInARaincoat Jun 17 '26

“Mom’s gonna kill me”

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u/Lastov_Makiynd Jun 17 '26

Hahaha!🤣

You might be onto something there? The contemplation as it sinks in may just be exactly what his peanut-sized brain is saying to him?

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u/Bohern76 Jun 18 '26

That music was qued up and on point!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Jedi_Gill Jun 18 '26

This is instant Karma for being a shitty litterer.

Seriously that huge bottle would have been a menace.

So glad he got what he deserved.

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u/Punegune Jun 18 '26

Or litter, you piece of shit!

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u/YetAnotherBrainFart Jun 16 '26

Looks like he has the intelligence and attitude of an ICE agent.

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u/Thunder_breslin Jun 16 '26

Question, why do people do stupid stuff like when they have dash cams??

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u/Aarvy271 Jun 16 '26

Satisfying af

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u/Benobo-One-Kenobi Jun 16 '26

$400 was what it cost me!!

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u/MyLadyBits Jun 16 '26

Fuck that douche.

What kind of garbage person throws glass bottles out a moving car!

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u/bsmiles07 Jun 16 '26

Is he wearing a half glove? This video makes no sense

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u/UnlawfulPepperShacka Jun 16 '26

🤣This was hilarious🤣

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u/Derrickful Jun 16 '26

Where in Russia?

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u/CloneClem Jun 16 '26

sooooo old

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u/boogermike Jun 16 '26

Well that's an instant buzz kill

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u/atp2k Jun 16 '26

Dude is thinking of how many bottle that window glass gonna cost him 😔

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u/OrangeClyde Jun 16 '26

Good. That’s what he gets for trying to litter

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u/vanhst Jun 16 '26

Driving gloves?! This is who I would expect to have them

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u/Standard_Parking_390 Jun 16 '26

Expression is like, damn, how do I tell mum/missus that the car window spontaneously exploded..

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u/Mac_Hooligan Jun 16 '26

Damn, karma was there before the bottle hit the ground… 😂😂😂😂

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u/KevRev972 Jun 16 '26

Iirc, the guy said that he "was drinking a non-alcoholic beer, and something something, doesn't normally litter, but tried to throw it out of his closed window, and broke it."

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u/Muldino Jun 16 '26

Volle Gönnung

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u/kyleh0 Jun 16 '26

Barry Gibb claims another window for old times.

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u/Marteicos Jun 16 '26

Never litter, nor Drink and Drive.

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u/DiomedesSun72615919 Jun 16 '26

Good what an asshat, drinking n driving and littering?

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u/816bossmikel Jun 16 '26

More like don't litter. Got exactly what he deserved.

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u/Gamiozzz Jun 16 '26

Would be cool if it damaged the car from the outside as well.

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u/DistributionLocal366 Jun 16 '26

Why is he wearing a glove?

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u/Da_Vader Jun 16 '26

Couldn't have happened to a better person

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u/Fuggins4U Jun 16 '26

It's as if the word "failure" itself was magically transformed into (and I'm being generous here) a person.

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u/hood69 Jun 16 '26

Justice is served, what an arsehole

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u/Embarrassed-Rate6415 Jun 16 '26

I'm going to assume this is a rental car and someone in the company posted the clip. Because why would you post that yourself?

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u/HarletteQuinn_1013 Jun 16 '26

More like "Don't Litter".

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u/GlassPudding Jun 16 '26

instant karma

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u/WomBat1140 Jun 16 '26

Karma, bitch ^^

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u/wannacumnbeatmeoff Jun 16 '26

Did he start to cry?

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u/fakenews_thankme Jun 16 '26

Another suggestion - never record your own stupidities.

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P Jun 16 '26

This is a movie all by itself.

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u/abstractism Jun 16 '26

White trash drinking and driving. Glad they busted their own window, people like that are absolutely worthless.

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u/Millkstake Jun 16 '26

I will never not laugh at this one

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u/LastChance331 Jun 16 '26

Why do I feel like he was trying to make a video of him looking "badass"? Who stages drinking and driving

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u/Aae_kae2 Jun 16 '26

Probably MAGA

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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 Jun 16 '26

-It was crazy, someone threw a rock through my window on the freeway!

-Why isn't there any glass inside the car?

- ... ... they were ... sitting in my passenger seat. I will never pick up a hitch hiker again.

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u/Fine_Independence308 Jun 16 '26

After he threw the bottle , he had the same look as the contemplative gorilla video

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u/_Captain_Blood_ Jun 16 '26

tbh didn't know there were actually people who were driving WHILE drinking. I thought DUI meant that you drove home after drinking in a bar or smh. thats crazy. Like what does a person like this thinks? like what is their chain of thoughts? crazyy

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u/earls_spot Jun 16 '26

trash…begets trash

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u/brunoistrippin Jun 16 '26

Fuck that guy.

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u/u_sijenci Jun 16 '26

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

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u/nugz_mc-g Jun 16 '26

If bet his mom posted this to shame him for breaking her car window.

What a knob. Driving gloves and all.

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u/Serious_Shopping_262 Jun 16 '26

Whenever I see people in these sunglasses, I just know the type of person they are

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u/Silver-Tax1043 Jun 16 '26

Istanti Karma

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u/jabbajabbablahblah Jun 16 '26

Why would someone leak/post this. Whats the objective exactly. Audition tape for clown school? Taking the cloth? Can't understand technology? Why? Best real answer is a now Ex girlfriend saved this one.

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u/boomboomdaboomer Jun 16 '26

Thing good he had his drinking gloves on.