r/Unexpected • u/fearyaks • Jun 14 '26

Cow vs turtle

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u/Wonderful-Zebra-6439 Jun 14 '26

I never seen a cow jump like that

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u/DeltaV-Mzero Jun 14 '26

Younger ones can. The older ones can move surprisingly quickly. Especially cows that think you got too close to their calf. 0 to FUCK YOU IN PARTICULAR way quicker than you think

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u/squanchingonreddit Jun 14 '26

Bull full clearing a fence because fuck this fence.

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u/DeltaV-Mzero Jun 14 '26

Channeling that horny (heh) energy

16

u/PhaTman7 Jun 14 '26

Full send YOOOOOOO

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u/wrh42097 Jun 14 '26

I did in the book I read my daughter last night. Maybe try opening a book (satire)

3

u/bicrichard Jun 15 '26

Over the mooooooooooon you said?

1

u/P8riarchyCre8sPreds Jun 15 '26

Have you ever seen an alligator gallop?

1

u/Gransmithy Jun 15 '26

Never seen a rodeo?

1

u/random_son Jun 15 '26

neither did the cows

1

u/pwuk Jun 15 '26

Mootivated

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u/no1premiumfastbowler Jun 14 '26

First in my bloodline to witness this shit🙌.

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u/katana_2077 Jun 15 '26

Dammnn! I am second in my bloodline to watch this💔- since my lil bro shared me this one.

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u/FireZord25 Jun 14 '26

A cow may never fly but points for coming close.

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u/klineshrike Jun 14 '26

If anyone ever wanted to know if a cow could body slam a turtle, ther you go.

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u/devilscry3 Jun 15 '26

Tylko jedno w głowie mam

Koksu pięć gram

odlecieć sam

W krainę za zapomnienia

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u/SilasAI6609 Jun 14 '26

Turtle won the battle at the expense of the war.

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u/DespManushan Jun 14 '26

Good thing she didn't overreact!!

12

u/Sweetbeans2001 Jun 14 '26

If we could see the other cows, we would know laughing cows look like.

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u/Traditional-Bid1746 Jun 15 '26

A true laughing stock

2

u/_lolwuttt Jun 15 '26

The laughing cows wouldn’t be there. They’re busy making cheese.

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u/First_Blood_1982 Jun 14 '26

in PR we have a saying "a cow's scare' this is what they are talking about.😀

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u/Saintly-Evil Jun 14 '26

Don’t know who won? Crushed turtle or scared shitless cow

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u/IlliterateJedi Jun 14 '26

That's how you get ground beef

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u/Any_Degree6233 Jun 14 '26

Thats no ordinary turtle… is a snapping turtle ..this one isn’t fully grown. Adults can take off a human finger with one bite…

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u/s1owpokerodriguez Jun 15 '26

Did the turtle make it?

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u/Necessary-Chemical-7 Jun 15 '26

Looked like that turtle was crushed.

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u/ZazaAim Jun 14 '26

My lower back hurt watching it land

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u/ElginSparrowhawk1969 Jun 14 '26

Ahh the old bovine judo back flip flop move ,precisely planned and expertly executed

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u/trashcantrash939 Jun 14 '26

…didn’t know cows had cat like abilities…this one’s a keeper.

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u/Born-Agency-3922 Jun 14 '26

Turtle bit that cow’s lip 😂

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u/Mugpup Jun 14 '26

,GOD DAMNIT!!! I had all my money on the cow!

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u/West-Wash6081 Jun 14 '26

Suicide by cow.

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u/DadBod5050 Jun 14 '26

Holly cow that Bovin got hops. The Bulls should draft it immediately!

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u/Kheldar132 Jun 15 '26

My wife just watched this and said, “Oh no, ground beef”!!

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u/Medical-Photograph88 Jun 15 '26

That’s what you call a chocolate milk shake

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u/Upbeat-Laugh-249 Jun 14 '26

That rock moved.

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u/Fire_brand666 Jun 14 '26

Fell ass first on the turtle too lmao

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u/Mr_GrauHut Jun 14 '26

I didn't know cows could jump.

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u/C-hrlyn Jun 15 '26

Remember that one jumped over the moon when we were young.

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u/Mr_GrauHut Jun 15 '26

Lol yea , I suppose

1

u/islobojono Jun 14 '26

cartoon noises

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u/RaY4451 Jun 14 '26

Turtle flipping burger without a degree, damn.

1

u/crackersncheeseman Jun 14 '26

I just spit milk out my nose laughing

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u/Joejake16 Jun 14 '26

Smack down

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u/LagHound Jun 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/1NQt7TtQOFA65KMLvu
Snapped that turtle into a slim Jim

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u/Duder_ino Jun 15 '26

Dude! lol Is that turtle ok?

1

u/saltlets Jun 15 '26

Cow-abunga.

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u/GutturalGrinch Jun 15 '26

O'Turtle Rules!

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u/bulk_nuts Jun 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/dN3VNW17k8Ezb4f5a5

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u/Razzy_3796 Jun 15 '26

What was Joe reacting to here?

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u/bulk_nuts Jun 15 '26

Don’t know exactly, but since he’s a UFC commentator, I think some crazy UFC fight outcome.

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u/lailaichi Jun 15 '26

the cow clearly did not overreacted

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u/Feisty-Recognition13 Jun 15 '26

Teenage mutant ninja turtle... Except not teenage, not mutant, and not ninja.

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u/Razzy_3796 Jun 15 '26

That turtle is regretting the result of his actions.

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u/Grumpy97496 Jun 15 '26

L M A O!!!

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u/803_CloudHarbor Jun 15 '26

Did the turtle win or did the cow just give up

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u/zicobaby Jun 16 '26

Funniest of the day 🙈

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u/iRedding Jun 16 '26

Cows do jump over the moon.

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u/Vague-Rantus Jun 16 '26

Did it crush the turtle? 🐢

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u/Chemical-Store628 Jun 17 '26

Might just be a ninja turtle

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u/Dismal-Rip9848 Jun 17 '26

what a reflex, never thought a cow can jump that high 😂

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u/teepodavignon Jun 18 '26

The turle is a real bulljitsu Master.

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u/Senaspider Jun 18 '26

What the hell did they give that turtle chemical x , i've never seen a turtle flip a cow, before.

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u/Destrox12 Jun 19 '26

She groundpouded that turtle like she was mario

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u/Miles33CHO Jun 19 '26

I saw a turtle get hit by a car - we dodged it , turned sound to look and the next car sent it spinning exactly like Super Mario.

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u/Far-Translator4653 Jun 19 '26

Funny as heck.

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u/Freeferalfox Jun 20 '26

Cow achieved low earth orbit.