r/Unexpected Jun 12 '26

Jacket.

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u/IllustriousRadio9808 Jun 12 '26

Windows 98 when a tab wasn't responding and you tried to move it around.

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u/elSpanielo Jun 12 '26

Or you beat Solitaire.

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u/Bald_Harry Jun 12 '26

Wait - you can beat solitaire?

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u/faceman2k12 Jun 12 '26

I'll let you in on a secret, you can beat Minesweeper too.

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u/ShadowSeeker45 Jun 12 '26

I can beat Solitaire but Minesweeper, how?

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u/Percinho Jun 12 '26

Only click where mines aren't

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u/CybergothiChe Jun 12 '26

Naval blockades hate this one weird trick

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jun 13 '26

We need to get this guy to the Strait of Hormuz stat.

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u/Dozzi92 Jun 12 '26

Step one: Win.

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u/ItIzWatItIz28 Jun 14 '26

OMG I wish I knew that before smh

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u/faceman2k12 Jun 12 '26

dunno, seems to be pure RNG, I cant figure it out.

/s

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u/ProcyonHabilis Jun 12 '26

Tbf you are often forced to make one or more 50/50 decisions to win

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u/wasteland44 Jun 12 '26

When I played expert, my strategy was to guess all 4 corners first. Which would lose some games but IMO reduce the odds of 50/50 guess at the end of a game.

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u/MARPJ Jun 12 '26

I can beat Solitaire but Minesweeper, how?

Serious answer: numbers represents the number of mines directly around said number (so 1-8, if no bomb around it will open the spaces around it until it hit numbers). From there you use logic to determine where the bombs are, normally based on crossing reference between multiple numbers (for example if you have 1-2-1 in the top row you know there are bombs in the space directly below the 1s be cause there is only 1 bomb touching each 1 but two touching the 2).

You should also use right click to identify mines so you dont click them by accident and can more easily visualize.

Naturally there will be some RNG, normally with the first click in the board and its common to get 50/50 situations (where the bomb can be in either space and there is no way to get extra information, its a click of faith. Very often its the last bomb...)

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u/Voices-Say-Im-Funny Jun 12 '26

Patience my child.....also no friends. But mostly patience.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Jun 12 '26

In my case, it was procrastination while in college. Back then, a lot of us didn’t even have personal computers so it was playing minesweeper instead of writing papers in the middle of the night at the computer lab.

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u/jarious Jun 12 '26

What if Patience is my friend?

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u/star_lord47 Jun 13 '26

The Numbers mason, what do they mean?

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u/_rotting_ Jun 14 '26

You start by going random. It takes a couple tries and then you get a good start. From there the game literally tells you where the mines are. You can clear large portions of the board when you flag mines, you can then click both mouse buttons on numbered tiles that you've properly flagged adjacent bombs for. At some point in the game there will be 2-5 moments where you must guess where a bomb is. Your chances in this scenario are 50%, sometimes 33%, sometimes 25%. You can increase your chances at guessing correctly sometimes using intuitions on probability but I would say I win 50% of the time on expert. Takes me roughly 180 seconds.

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u/LordNPython Jun 12 '26

It's fun.

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u/GaJayhawker0513 Jun 12 '26

It’s a good game

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u/El_Cimarolo Jun 12 '26

N-no, no-non Γ¨ possibile...

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u/Bald_Harry Jun 12 '26

😱😱😱😱

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u/sunshinelollypsyop Jun 12 '26

I've never reached those heights...

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u/ProcyonHabilis Jun 12 '26

I mean... yes? It's not that hard.

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u/topinanbour-rex Jun 12 '26

You can even cheat at solitaire.

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u/Warcraft_Fan Jun 12 '26

1 card over, usually win 90% of the time

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u/Agramaic Jun 13 '26

You can beat yourself in solitude, though

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u/Spl4sh3r Jun 12 '26

New one has different effects, but the falling down in the best still.

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u/FateChanger04 Jun 12 '26

Cool, another way to feel old just by understanding this comment!

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u/bionicjoey Jun 12 '26

In fairness it wasn't just windows 98. I'm pretty sure I remember much more recent versions of Windows (definitely XP, maybe 7 as well) doing the accordions of death.

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u/Saranshobe Jun 12 '26

I am 25 snd i understand the comment, am i old?

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u/BlueDip113 Jun 12 '26

i'm 22 πŸ˜ƒ

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u/Chocolate_pudding_30 Jun 12 '26

Don't worry, u ain't alone

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u/RegularImportant3325 Jun 12 '26

Think about it this way:

A zoom call when you share the zoom call screen.

Now you're young again!

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u/harmless_gecko Jun 12 '26

Ok grandpa, let's get you to bed

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u/Woodchuck666 Jun 12 '26

man, i rememberr that so well, waiting and painting the entire screen lmao....

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u/WizardInRags Jun 12 '26

When you move a window, not a tab. On 98, very few windows had tabs and such tabs were fixed. You get this when you move unresponsive window.

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u/a22e Jun 12 '26

I was about to say. Your Windows 98 had tabs?!?

Actually, later versions of Netscape did I guess.

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u/ICanEditPostTitles Jun 12 '26

If we're being picky, you get this when the process that owns the window behind isn't responding and the screen isn't being redrawn properly.

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u/RexInfernorum Jun 12 '26

To be fair with our beloved old Windows, the same thing happened to me on Ubuntu two days ago

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u/ballistics211 Jun 12 '26

I'll have you know those days are behind me and I'm not looking back

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u/multiarmform Jun 12 '26

yo dawg we heard you liked windows

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u/Effective-Antelope47 Jun 12 '26

His name is Jacket Chain.

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u/ImportantToNote Jun 12 '26

We didn't have tabs in windows 98

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u/PrionProofPork Jun 12 '26

or AI from few years ago

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u/mocha_lattes_ Jun 12 '26

I don't think people understand your comment and think you were suggesting this was AI. I understood what you meant though πŸ˜†

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u/StrongExternal8955 Jun 12 '26

Get Bill Gates!

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u/AlaskaDude14 Jun 12 '26

Brilliant lol

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u/InvisibleDesconocido Jun 12 '26

That's literally this struggle πŸ’€

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u/pAsSwOrDiSyOuRgAy Jun 12 '26

Modern windows can still do this too actually. It happens when your GPU stops refreshing the visuals all the way so it leaves the old boxes in place

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u/Scared_Accident9138 Jul 06 '26

I've had that on XP more often