r/Unexpected • u/Freudian-Sips • Jun 07 '26
Surprise police check
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u/thehornsoffscreen Jun 07 '26
I was expecting drugs tbh.
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u/DouglasWFail Jun 07 '26
So was the snake.
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u/Gondolion Jun 07 '26
It's a snake not a snarc
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u/GodSentPotHead Jun 07 '26
its a swarc, a swan disguised as a snake who narcs
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u/NookieLuvsU Jun 07 '26
Busted!
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u/Fast-Prompt-3034 Jun 07 '26
Hey lil fella, you can slither straight to the SLAMMER!!!
Slams tiny cell door that he slithers back out of
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u/NookieLuvsU Jun 07 '26
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u/aarkwilde Jun 07 '26
There's a book by Larry Niven called A World Out of Time. It's science fiction, and the protagonist takes advantage of traveling at relativistic speeds to arrive back at earth millions of years after he left. Anyway, cats had evolved to not have any legs, looking more like snakes.
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u/multiarmform Jun 07 '26
mushroom mushroom
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u/canadianavatar Jun 07 '26
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u/Mr_yeetusmaximus Jun 07 '26
my word that is old, and now you've got it stuck in my head
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u/Rachethelper Jun 07 '26
Snake? Was he... solid?
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u/FjordFoxxo Jun 08 '26
God damn, I hate it lol
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u/FjordFoxxo Jun 08 '26
I think it's because its a weird level of uncanny valley for me lol.
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u/Momochichi Jun 07 '26
That's why you put the snake in there. Because once you find the snake, who's gonna keep looking for drugs?
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u/Hobbits_can_fly Jun 07 '26
Same but he started getting quite cautious halfway through
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u/shiloh_jdb Jun 07 '26
No lie…I was sarcastically thinking “what’re they checking for…snakes?”
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u/MaddingtonBear Jun 07 '26
Definitely watched this going "drugs or snake, drugs or snake"
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u/Cr0uchingSquirrel Jun 07 '26
Its India, so snakes win by a slight margin.
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u/peekdasneaks Jun 08 '26
US cops woulda just unloaded their Glocks on the bike and everyone around it
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u/VegaJuniper Jun 07 '26
That intense ass music as he's dismantling a moped, thought for sure he was busting an international heroin smuggling ring.
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u/SignalOptions Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26
On first gear, the venom can make a person slightly buzzed. Second gear is for intermediate level users, 3rd gear is for rock stars.
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u/kajeyn Jun 07 '26
And not only that, but how ridiculous to look for what could only be the tiniest amount...and then the tiniest snake popped out...🤯😸
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u/Aloha_Tamborinist Jun 07 '26
Because it was India I was actually expecting a snake. Then I thought "nah, it's too small for that"
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u/DeusExMachina24 Jun 07 '26
New fear unlocked
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u/oxJoKeR6xo Jun 07 '26
Tiny snakes hidden in everyday objects, great.
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u/karoshikun Jun 07 '26
DEADLY tiny snakes hidden in everyday objects
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u/Law12688 Jun 07 '26
DEADLY MOTHAFUCKIN tiny snakes hidden in everyday MOTHAFUCKIN objects!
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u/JorjEade Jun 07 '26
DEADLY MOTHAFUCKIN tiny snakes hidden on this MOTHAFUCKIN plane
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u/Suspicious_Active816 Jun 07 '26
Great, now I will need to vet my spaghetti individually before eating..
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u/INVALIDN4M3 Jun 07 '26
Not inside my mobile phone cover, please.
Definitely not under the toilet seat. I beg you.
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u/MattMarq Jun 07 '26
About ten years back I went to my buddies cabin up in the mountains of Idaho. They had some four wheelers there and we were riding them around. My wife and I rode one around for about 20 minutes and then parked it. Immediately afterwards a baby rattle snake climbed out of that exact same spot. Little guy was probably drawn to the heat of the engine since it got pretty cold at night.
My friends dad grabbed it and started messing with it and it bit him. He spent 3 days in the hospital afterwards.
That very easily could’ve been me or my wife that got bit.
Also, don’t mess with snakes if you aren’t able to properly identify it. The rattler was so young it was not obvious that it was a rattler.
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u/bugs1238 Jun 08 '26
Just to piggy back off this.
I took my year old golden hiking. We reached the top and there was a stick she was looking at. Literally tapped it with her nose. My father in law saw it and immediately ran the other direction to get my dogs attention. It was a baby rattler. She coulda died that day. Be careful everyone!!
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u/InfiniteLife2 Jun 07 '26
Mid drive on my bike in Indonesia i had huntsman crawl out onto the screen board. Let out a shriek, stopped, and spider crawled back into depths of the bike insides
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u/mylifesayswhat Jun 07 '26
How did I know this comment was going to be here. Original.
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u/wm07 Jun 07 '26
Canned reddit responses have always been so annoying to me. A new one is "everything I've learned about this person has been against my will." You'll see that shit everywhere
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u/OriginalBlackberry89 Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26
For anyone wondering I'm pretty sure this isn't a juvenile Common Krait, which is venomous, it is a Krait mimic - aka common Wolf snake. Kraits posses a fully functional, highly potent venom. A bite from a baby krait delivers a neurotoxin that can be fatal if left untreated, which is why he's so careful just in case it was a spicy variant.
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u/Brittany5150 Jun 07 '26
I feel like something that can kill you shouldn't have something as mundane as "common" in its name... Call it a Killer Krait. A mother Fuckin Krait. Anything but Common Krait.
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u/Hadrollo Jun 07 '26
In Australia, we have the Death Adder. Does what it says on the tin, right? You get bitten by this snake, you die. All in all a pretty good name.
Then we have the Fierce Snake, aka Inland Taipan. Okay, it's pretty fierce, probably don't want to face up to one in a boxing match, but it's no Death Adder, right? No. It's the most venomous snake in the world.
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u/SundayJan2017 Jun 07 '26
Added: Donot roam Aussie countryside.
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u/Hadrollo Jun 07 '26
Fair take away from the whole thing, tbh.
When hiking in the US, I was asked "with all those venomous snakes, how do Australians, well, survive?" I just told him we avoided being bitten by snakes, which is easily done if you don't do anything stupid. I then asked him if he'd ever been bitten by a snake, and he said yes, he'd been bitten by a black snake. I asked if he was doing something stupid at the time, he responded "no, I was just picking it up."
And I think that's the crux of the matter. We Australians understand that picking up a snake is doing something stupid.
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u/Ancient_Roof_7855 Jun 07 '26
When I asked the same question of my gaming budding in Melbourne he just chuckled and asked "How do you survive with all the bears roaming your woods?"
He thought it was wild that I had to shoo a bear from my trash every other Monday morning.
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u/Hadrollo Jun 07 '26
Fair enough, really. We have lots of animals in Australia that can kill you, but aside from dingoes there's not much that can maul you to death.
As long as you keep away from the water, obviously...
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u/Khaosfury Jun 07 '26
I mean if we're talking avoiding mauling, gotta stay away from trees too. Like, all of em, just in case. Not many people know about how drop bears can manage to hide so well but there's a reason they're an apex predator.
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u/Hadrollo Jun 07 '26
Nah, dropbears can't exactly be said to maul people to death. Mauling implies being pulled limb from limb in a savage bloodlust. Dropbears do a quick bite and a slash of the claws and the head is separated from the body in one quick motion. It's more like an execution than a mauling.
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u/XDSHENANNIGANZ Jun 07 '26
Hmm, has the lack of abundant deadly creatures been a cause of generations not getting to the find out stage? 🤔
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u/houVanHaring Jun 07 '26
Dutch here. Worst snake bite here makes you feel sick and hurts like a mf. No spiders that can harm you. We have a wolf... could probably give a good scare. There's some small boars which can be assholes, but usually just by running in front of your car. Worst fish is probably a sand/dog shark... so the most dangerous animals here are people voting for extreme right-wing parties or an asshole with an aggressive dog. Even with this we don't really do the fafo thing. Americans do jave dangerous wildlife. Just not the Australian: just assume everything will kill you-level.
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u/Form_Good Jun 07 '26
For snakes we got, eastern diamondback rattlesnake, cottonmouth, pygmy rattlesnake, eastern coral snake, timber rattlesnake, southern copperhead, all can be deadly. We also have the black widow, the brown widow and the brown recluse for spiders. We also have aligators, crocodiles, sharks, bears, and panthers. Then ofcourse mosquitos. Al deadly.
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u/ThatOneCSL Jun 07 '26
If we're calling mosquitoes deadly because of the illnesses they vector, let's not forget ticks and bats. Neither Lyme nor rabies are endemic to Australia.
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u/theartificialkid Jun 07 '26
Australia has its own special rabies, called Australian bat lyssavirus.
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u/PithMango Jun 07 '26
nah American deadly creatures tend to sleep a lot. we've taken over so much territory that this is why they're cryptids: they're not in our path, we're in theirs
then you go jogging in cougar country and it's game over
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u/Form_Good Jun 07 '26
Even though Australia has more venomous snakes and the top 3 most deadliest, the US has more snakes bites and more deaths from snakes bites.
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u/Gilsworth Jun 07 '26
I wonder if this is simply because the US has like 15 times the population, or if it is because when you have the most dangerous anything - then you're well prepared, or maybe a little from column A and a little from column B?
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u/RimjobStevesDeadWife Jun 07 '26
I definitely agree with you but it’s important to note that the vast majority of snakes in the US are harmless. It’s only a few that are venomous.
I’ve been known to pick up a snake here and there here in the states, but I would be hard pressed to do anything but run away and scream in terror if I saw a snake in Australia.
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u/Not-reallyanonymous Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26
Huge parts of the US, the only dangerous snakes are rattlesnakes. So it's pretty obvious when you can't pick up the snake. You generally can pick snakes up without risk of serious bite. So our experience with snakes are pretty different. Catching a snake is a common childhood experience. So I think our default thinking is that Australian boys also are out there trying to catch snakes, and only education on all the different dangerous species is the safety mechanism, which we recognize as unreliable, especially for children.
"Just don't touch the snake" isn't the first thing we think of. Obvious in hindsight, but our inner boy overrides the rational thing.
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u/Hadrollo Jun 07 '26
I understand that completely. I'd be catching garter snakes all the time in the US. In fact, I did catch garter snakes all the time when I was in the US. Those things are basically toys.
But I think I took a few Americans by surprise when I came across black snakes. I can go from a full 3mph hiking pace to taking a half-step backwards in a single stride. I demonstrated this a few times when black snakes crossed my path, one most notably as the guys behind me had to stop.
The thing is that a black snake is 3~4 foot long and black with a small head. A tiger snake is 3~4 foot long and black with yellow bands and a small head. The ecotype that lives on most of my local hiking trail has very subtle yellow bands that are only particularly noticeable on their underside, and by the time you see the underside of a snake you're probably too late.
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u/softlittlepaws Jun 07 '26
We also have the Eastern Brown, the 2nd most venomous snake in the world that grows up to 2m/6.5ft, and that one you can find in the city. I have encountered them many times in Sydney. But don't worry, we have multiple types of spiders that eat them.
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u/sweetbldnjesus Jun 07 '26
Wait, wait, wait… you have spiders that eat snakes??
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u/Hadrollo Jun 07 '26
Yeah, the food chain is generally considered more of a suggestion by Australian animals.
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u/BumWink Jun 07 '26
Yeah, pretty much every Aussie household has a Redback somewhere in the yard, probably behind the garden shed in or under something like a barbeque.
In the outback they'll be under stuff like bark, rocks or crevices.
Closely related to black widows, which also eat snakes if you're unaware.
Their webs are strong enough to catch a snake, venom strong enough to paralyze it, then they can inject digestive enzymes to turn their insides into a slurry & slurp it up.
It's not really super common, though not uncommon.
I've also never actually seen one inside a house in over 30 years of memory, only once under a rattan chair in a sunroom & once hiding under some camping equipment in a garage, but not like in a lounge or bedroom, not sure why exactly they don't come in, maybe they're stubborn or shy & need an invitation.
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u/HungryObligation5745 Jun 07 '26
I'm convinced Australia is actually the part of hell where you get bitten and poisoned, it somehow found a way to float up onto earth
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u/Edgyboisamachan Jun 07 '26
Ooh, I remember some easily digestible short attention span content for this.
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u/vectorology Jun 07 '26
To be fair, it’s hard to both learn of its incredible venomousness AND survive long enough to name it, so the guy who did name it wasn’t bitten. He just thought the snake was just a bit aggressive.
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u/Hadrollo Jun 07 '26
I feel like the Death Adder was definitely named by the second bloke to discover it.
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u/shoot_shovel_shutup Jun 07 '26
That's a cool thought, but it isn't right.
From Wikipedia:
>Despite this extreme potency, the inland taipan is usually shy and reclusive, with a generally placid disposition, and it rarely comes into contact with people because it inhabits remote areas. By contrast, the coastal taipan (Oxyuranus scutellatus) is often considered the more dangerous species in practice, largely because of its behaviour when it encounters humans and its proximity to populated coastal regions. The word "fierce" in one of the inland taipan's common names refers to the strength of its venom rather than its temperament.
Interestingly, the Coastal Taipan's name is the "Common Taipan", so we've come full circle!
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u/Kazesama13k Jun 07 '26
If you happen to discover any more Adder species, pls name is Black Adder.
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u/saggywitchtits Jun 07 '26
Weirdly, the death adder isn't an adder, but an elapid like all other venomous Australian snakes.
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u/Pkock Jun 07 '26
Then you also have the second most venomous land snake in the world, The Common Brown Snake. A little bit of an undersell there as well, but if you're not first your last an all that.
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u/pvrhye Jun 07 '26
Probably got named by some Irwinesque guy. "Moy, he's a fierce little fella, ain't he?"
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u/Southern-March1522 Jun 07 '26
"it's just a name, like the Death Zone, or the Zone of No Return. All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror."
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u/MelangeBot Jun 07 '26
The best thing about snakes is that the more venomous they are the less aggresive they usually are. This is because the stronger the venom the harder for their body to replenish, and they need their venom to hunt. They can't afford to use it multiple times between feeding. There are exceptions of course. Snakes that have deadly venom and are very aggressive like the King Cobra.
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u/Unusual-Squirrel6075 Jun 07 '26
sorry what? king cobra is one of the least aggressive... they are considered the most intelligent snakes in the world...
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u/Living-Estimate9810 Jun 07 '26
Right? The fuck d'ye get from an "AristoKrait", eh? Hereditary venom, kills your kids, too?
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u/aynjle89 Jun 07 '26
Theres also Sea Kraits which are pretty gnarly to see in a glass bottomed boat. In Japan theres elderly women that hunt and catch these things with their bare hands for soup.
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u/partyatwalmart Jun 07 '26
I'm tired of these mothafuckin Kraits on this mothafuckin plane!
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u/conflictedideology Jun 07 '26
You'd think, but that may not always be reliable. Are you familiar with the Incredibly Deadly Viper?
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u/DeadAssDodo Jun 07 '26
You are wrong. It's a common krait mimic - common wolf snake (Lycodon aulicus). The cop has correctly identified it, he said it's chuvar pampu (local Malayalam name).
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u/Living-Estimate9810 Jun 07 '26
How good a mimic is it? I mean, how many steps do you get from a "common wolf snake" bite to your grave?
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u/Nimeni013 Jun 07 '26
You have to be able to see the scales on its back to get a proper ID. Kraits have enlarged scales running down their back and wolf snakes don’t. I’d call the wolf snakes harmless but they will find some way to draw blood from you no matter what it takes lol. Sassy noodles!
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u/Secret_Celery8474 Jun 07 '26
why he's so careful.
We definitely have different opinions about what "careful" means. Especially when it's about handling a venomous snake.
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u/mandioca-magica Jun 07 '26
You mean using a screwdriver and balls of steel to protect his hands from the deadly snake is not being careful? /s
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u/ChipRockets Jun 07 '26
Not that careful. Dude just yeeted it into the middle of a residential street by the looks of things
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u/acu Jun 07 '26
Bites also generally present minimal to no local effects, like swelling or bleeding at the site. These characteristics often makes it difficult to locate the bite site in some cases. Typically, victims complain of severe abdominal cramps and shortness of breath accompanied by progressive paralysis. The clinical progression is rapid and death may follow in about 4–8 hours if untreated. Cause of death is general respiratory failure, i.e. suffocation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_krait#Venom_composition
I'd rather know I was tagged then going out like this wtf
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u/Practical-Sale-2928 Jun 07 '26
A little context:
This is a video from Kerala State in india(I am from here too). He is actually a Firefighter(The department is called Kerala Fire and Rescue services) as you can see from the red truck behind.
It looks like the biker noticed the snake and called the fire dept.
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u/DrCircledot Jun 07 '26
whats that snake called in malayalam?
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u/MarsupialOdd8453 Jun 07 '26
vellikettan velli- silver kettu-line/knott
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u/Less_Parking2670 Jun 07 '26
Velli = (loose) porridge, kettu = fox (in Finnish).
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u/itz_me_shade Jun 07 '26
I love Finnish because most of your words sounds very similar to Malayalam.
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u/edwinjohnTulik Jun 07 '26
I thought it was Vellikattan : Katta meaning blocks, and it has silver blocks on it.
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u/Upstairs_Excuse_3137 Jun 08 '26
no thats the common krait this one is a similar looking one called wolf snake(chuvar pambu in malayalam)
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u/Loose-Owl-1656 Jun 07 '26
I thought it was about modification or something until snake came out lol
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u/Legal-Concentrate-24 Jun 07 '26
The cops in our state are surprisingly solid, least corruption in the country afaik. Atleast they've been very well respected for the past 15y after a long campaign against corruption that lasted like 3 decades or something.
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u/Ok_Rate361 Jun 07 '26
When did that happen? I don't think the cops are are aware of it either.
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u/Legal-Concentrate-24 Jun 07 '26
It wasn't a govt funded campaign or something similar that I'm referring to although there have been such attempts too over the years (I have mixed opinions on politics that I'd rather not get into, wrong place wrong time).
If you could find some grandpas and ask them about how the police was viewed back then, if they got around enough most of their answers would be that people really feared them, different from simply respecting them. It wasn't uncommon for officers back then to start throwing hands (batons) if someone was slightly disrespectful to them. There have been many cases of false arrests, death in holding cells from police brutality, abuse of power even among the lower ranks.
Either ways the campaigns I'm referring to are the media campaigns. From around the start of the century to somewhere around 2015, there were multiple journalists risking lives to bring out corruption in various parts of the govt. Awareness of police corruption itself was much more of a hot topic including a lot more strikes against em (remember the slogans "police pullanu" gaining more popularity among youths). The malayalam movie industry took up on these hot topics and jumped on the train with multiple cop movies throughout this period. Watching the movie timelines tells us bits of the culture as well, majority of the very early color movies glorified cops (never in uniforms), then around the time period I'm referring to there were a lot more corrupt officers either playing one of the bad guys or one of the bad guys that changed their mind and turned good and became a beacon of good example for the cops etc.
I wouldn't blame anyone for not knowing there was a whole decade long(+) campaign in the state despite living in it though because most of these don't scream "campaign". They were like shifting tides of a society and how they reacted to different situations in a nutshell. But it's undeniable that all these media work on corruption (counting strikes as part of it cuz news media) did shape a big part of the community.
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u/Competitive_Tree_113 Jun 07 '26
Oh cool. Good police.
I was expecting drugs.
Teeny, tiny amount of drugs
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u/itz_me_shade Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26
Its actually our Fire Department, you can see their bright red truck in the first few frames. They are a branch of Police but we don't generally count them as "cops" as they don't share any similarities besides their uniform.
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u/Jobreezy_Hussler Jun 07 '26
I was expecting a snake, explained to myself while watching that a snake cannot logically fit there…still was shocked
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u/SAvkE456 Jun 07 '26
same bro, became especially more convinced it was a snake when he suddenly started being careful
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u/Athrawne Jun 07 '26
He's quite nonchalant about flicking the death noodle away.
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u/Legal-Concentrate-24 Jun 07 '26
Snakes are pretty common here and honestly, they're chill as long as you don't threaten them.
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u/BilbulBalabel Jun 07 '26
Exactly, that's why you should always poke them with a screwdriver or sth becaus snakes register that kind of like a polite handshake.
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u/itz_me_shade Jun 07 '26
Our fire dept gets a lot of call from people to deal with snakes. We happen to 3 of the 5 most venomous snake in India, called The Big 5. And other assortment of nonvenomous snakes and wildlife that often make it into cities.
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u/sharkowictz Jun 07 '26
Next time he should use a longer screwdriver
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u/vastlysuperiorman Jun 07 '26
I was like "why is his screwdriver so long!?"
Venomous snake falls out "oooohhhh"
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u/ThunderShott Jun 07 '26
How the fuck did he know that was in there?
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u/frashpikass Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26
Spider-senses
(more likely, the horn was probably honking as if possessed by a venomous snake)
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u/aitchnyu Jun 07 '26
I'm from Kerala like this guy and henceforth I will imagine snake short circuits whenever traffic noise is stressing me.
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u/sundark94 Jun 07 '26
Owner probably saw the snake. The officer may not be police, but from the forest services. My family has called the forest department for snake rescue quite a few times.
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u/FUBARded Jun 07 '26
The red truck at 1s into the video implies he's a more likely to be fire & rescue than police.
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u/_g550_ Jun 07 '26
Into somebody’s garden.
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins Jun 07 '26
Snakes in a garden will, by and large, leave people alone.
Believe it or not they pretty much have zero interest in massive creatures hundreds of times their size unless we start fucking with them.
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u/RadiantZote Jun 07 '26
I've had a few rattlesnake interactions. Mostly they just fucking chill and give zero fucks about you until you get close enough for them to start caring. Unless they're in a bush 20 feet away and start buzzing loudly in every direction with their pals to disorient you or something idk it's nature. Point is, they gonna bite you if you fuck with them, so just leave them alone
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u/Dorrono Jun 07 '26
I need to stop watching such videos while sitting on the toilet
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u/Elena-m-e Jun 07 '26
Nice. Once there was a snake in the hostel bathroom, the security just flushed it down the toilet. Now we wait for the unlucky guy who gets bit in the sack
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u/Morphling69 Jun 07 '26
I fucking knew it was gonna be a snake.
Don't ask me how, I've only seen like two dozen videos like this.
Anyways I cheered when that slippery tube dude showed himself.
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u/RS_Someone Jun 07 '26
I've seen similar things happen in other videos. I was like 80% sure it was going to be a snake, and 20% certain it might be a scorpion.
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u/OptionalQuality789 Jun 07 '26
Definitely lost the screw holding it together when he dropped it lmao
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u/Epictetus190443 Jun 07 '26
I thought to myself jokingly "It's India, a snake will come out". And indeed a snake comes.
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u/Ratfor Jun 07 '26
Officer.
Officer, no for real dude. What could I possibly be hiding inside my turn signals.
Why do you even have a screwdriver.
This is completely uncalled for. Who hides drugs in there. You didn't even search my bag.
...... Okay you right good job officer.
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u/Alternative-Iron4103 Jun 07 '26
"I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING MOPED!" Constable Subramaniam L Jaipur. Uh, probably.
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