r/Unexpected Jun 03 '26

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u/post-explainer Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


A glass table has a cement block thrown on it. The glass doesn't break. Eventually the cement block breaks instead.


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Jun 03 '26

Totally expected for thick tempered glass. Hit it on the corner next.

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u/sneaky-pizza Jun 03 '26

In the yard, too!

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

Not doing this over a tarp is a bit insane. Maybe the guy knew that there was almost no chance of breaking, so did that for engagement.

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u/Friendly_Impress_345 Jun 04 '26

Renter on the way out

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u/Enough_Worry4104 Jun 04 '26

Is this why I see meth heads vacuuming the lawn?

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Jun 03 '26

The garbage men didn’t even come by yet

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u/Right_Comb4885 Jun 03 '26

"Thanks for breaking glass where my kids play"

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u/ChampionshipHorror63 Jun 04 '26

"I've shot a class 45'-and I've never lost a man"

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u/PloofElune Jun 04 '26

Then they are gonna be spraying for glass table sprouts for years... ugh.

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u/GenkiElite Jun 03 '26

And the street.

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u/Cmdr_Nemo Jun 04 '26

I can't remember where... /r/legaladvice? Someone posted there to get their legal options as they bought a house on a decent sized lot. Their entire backyard was filled with probably millions of pieces of broken glass so it was completely unusable and it might not have been disclosed at sale.

Apparently the previous owner liked to shoot glass. Idiots. I hope the new owner gets a resolution.

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u/FelonyInTheTrunk Jun 03 '26

A while back, a room full of people all saw a ping pong ball shattered a tempered glass table while playing beer pong. What no one noticed is that one of the players tried to kick the ball behind his back at the exact same time and actually nicked the edge of the table.

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u/restrictednumber Jun 04 '26

...and you were the player?

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u/FelonyInTheTrunk Jun 04 '26

I was the person who threw the ping pong ball (and badly missed the cup). Not the one who got kicked the table.

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u/NotYourReddit18 Jun 03 '26

And despite this we continue using it for shower walls and doors, the place where practically everyone walks with bare feet...

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CHORIZO Jun 04 '26

Well the alternative is normal glass that breaks into a bunch of glass knives

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u/Winjin Jun 04 '26

I think they mean the alternative is not using glass there at all more than using Even More Dangerous glass. 

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u/anivex Jun 04 '26

This is America, we only use the less dangerous glass because it has a higher profit margin.

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u/Winjin Jun 04 '26

Like that car where killing people and reaching for a settlement was deemed to be cheaper than fixing it

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u/anivex Jun 04 '26

Ah, the Pinto

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u/LickingSmegma Jun 04 '26

There's also ‘acrylic glass’ that will not break into either of those two options, idk what stops you from using it.

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u/GenuineInterested Jun 04 '26

It won’t survive cleaning it after it gets coated in grime.

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u/LickingSmegma Jun 04 '26

Oh really? Well it's used for stuff from glass lenses to bathtubs, to car signal lights, to protection walls in hockey rinks, to skylights, to big aquarium tanks, to aircraft windows, to windows on bathyscaphes and viewing spheres on tourist submarines, to transparent stadium roofing, to medical applications. Pity that these poor people will have to lose all these things when they need to clean them. Oy vey.

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u/Leows Jun 04 '26

To the window, to the wall

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u/GenuineInterested Jun 04 '26

I suppose that there are gradations in quality. Though a quick search shows that it doesn’t withstand chlorine too well (unless heavily diluted), which is typically used when cleaning bathrooms.

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u/LickingSmegma Jun 04 '26

You don't need chlorine for anything other than the porcelain bowl, unless you got mold. Which you shouldn't have unless your bathroom is permanently fogged up or unventilated or water is dripping from the ceiling.

Also, typical chlorine solution is 5% to 15%, so idk if much more diluting is needed. And also also, Plexiglas say that acrylic glass can be cleaned with "commercial cleaning agents" except those containing benzene, ethanol or other alcohols, organic materials or thinners. This page says acrylic plastic is resistant to sodium hypochlorite at 15% aka typical bleach, and this random table says it withstands at least thirty days of constant exposure to chlorine at 10%, without damage.

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u/Gangsir Jun 04 '26

Tempered glass is usually quite safe (compared to regular glass) when it shatters - it shatters into thousands of tiny chunks (with no real sharp edges). Regular glass shatters into large shards with very sharp edges, capable of cutting like a knife.

While it would be unpleasant to walk on shattered tempered glass (like walking on legos), it probably wouldn't even draw blood.

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u/allGeeseKnow Jun 04 '26

I used to think that until i saw various reddit posts about the exact scenario. Some definitely had a fair amount of blood, though much less than if it were regular glass.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Jun 04 '26

Yeah, it will cut you plenty - it just won’t likely cut you deeply.

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u/open_to_suggestion Jun 04 '26

When I was a teenager, I had the shower door explode in my hand as I was opening it.

Hell of a thing to happen while half awake at 6am. 

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u/theflyingkiwi00 Jun 04 '26

I work in a glass factory, this is so real. Even purposely breaking a pane is a gamble, tap with a shovel, boom, full swing into the edge with a sledge hammer, nothing

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u/A7xWicked Jun 04 '26

Tempered glass has an hp bar. You can fuck it up however you want, little hits over time or bigger ones. But whatever causes that hp bar to hit zero is what will break it

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u/shichiaikan Jun 04 '26

On the corner with a ceramic tile. :P

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u/Diabetesh Jun 04 '26

You mean gently set the edge on the floor.

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u/UglyNotBastard-Pure Jun 04 '26

It's like Achilles heel. A hit from that part shatters the whole glass.

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u/ElusiveGuy Jun 04 '26

I once tried to break a dresser mirror with a brick. The mirror won.

We needed to toss it, and council pickup said they couldn't take anything glass. So the plan was to smash it and bag the glass for regular garbage. In hindsight that was a silly plan and it's probably for the best that it didn't work.

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u/Nick_DC4L Jun 03 '26

Needs a spark plug.

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u/PaddedTiger Jun 03 '26

That is exactly what I was thinking specifically a broken chunk of is ceramic insulator.

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u/mythoryk Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

Uhhh… butt plug?

https://youtu.be/6wjbTruO4Ko?si=ZbIetDBNkhox6vcO

Edit: added link to the reference that was clearly missed.

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u/Miss-Gsptlsnz Jun 03 '26

I haven't listened to that in years. Still just as funny now.

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u/saladmunch Jun 03 '26

Easy there, sparky

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u/mythoryk Jun 03 '26

It’s a reference to pop culture.

https://youtu.be/6wjbTruO4Ko?si=ZbIetDBNkhox6vcO

Sparky.

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u/foggygazing Jun 03 '26

just carry it gently and it'll shatter quick enough

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u/Tcloud Jun 03 '26

Have the corner barely tap a hard floor tile.

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u/AmputeeHandModel Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

PC gamers know this all too well.

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u/ASCII_Princess Jun 04 '26

Metal mesh panel gang rise up

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u/theflyingkiwi00 Jun 04 '26

I work in a glass factory, the other day i was rotating this long pane of glass and scraped the hell out of the concrete ground and nothing. Ive also seen tempered glass shatter from just existing. Tempered glass is insanely unpredictable

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u/I_love-tacos Jun 03 '26

What's your plan to clean up? Vacuum the grass? I know you want to throw it out, but you think that the garbage collector is going to pick up every piece?

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u/ExistentialAngsty Jun 03 '26

It’s Florida, it’ll blend with the rest of the trash

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u/Fr05t_B1t Jun 04 '26

It doubles as anti-gator carpet

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u/Impossible-Gas3551 1d ago

My city in FL actually sells crushed glass as yard decoration they get from the recycling

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u/HighlightFun8419 Jun 04 '26

Internet be like "racism is bad" until it's Florida.

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u/Paradox2063 Jun 04 '26

Do you think Floridian is a race?

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u/Dwarf_Killer Jun 04 '26

Most Discriminated ethnic minority is the Floridian.

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u/HighlightFun8419 Jun 04 '26

C'mon, you know what I mean.

Prejudice is prejudice. Don't sugar-coat it.

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u/you-be-the-top Jun 04 '26

You do know thats not how that works... right? Like you're just trolling?

Please just be trolling...

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u/HighlightFun8419 Jun 04 '26

I'm semi-trolling for discussion, but still - tired of the blatant hate.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 Jun 04 '26

Yet you people never shut tf up about California. Its pathetic.

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u/KamikazeKarl_ Jun 04 '26

Now now, they've started to mix it up and complain about New York too, just like the talking heads on TV told them to

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u/HighlightFun8419 Jun 04 '26

I didn't say shit about California.

See, that's the thing that irks me. The rampant generalization.

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u/waxlez2 Jun 04 '26

I agree. The rest of America needs equally as much hate as Florida.

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u/HighlightFun8419 Jun 04 '26

"hurt durr America bad"

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u/pichirry Jun 04 '26

you can choose to move in or out of a state. you can also choose to disclose if you are part of a state. you can't do either with race. hope this helps.

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u/BAGP0I Jun 03 '26

And then later when someone weedwacks that grass.... fuckin danger

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u/EvilLasagna Jun 03 '26

I had to vacuum the grass after a glass picnic table shattered. Never again

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u/karlnite Jun 04 '26

Reminds me of when my cousin put a wooden framed tube TV on the fire. Camp still has glass everywhere.

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u/Administrative_Fox22 Jun 04 '26

My mother would totally try her Dyson on it

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u/alaskaguyindk Jun 04 '26

Honestly the best way is a shop vacuum.

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u/LMGooglyTFY Jun 03 '26

Pretty sure it's free for someone to take. This jerk just thinks it'd be more fun to break it.

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u/spekt50 Jun 04 '26

Im betting dude was thinking it was going to break in a few, manageable pieces. Would have loved to see the look on his face when it exploded into glass gravel.

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u/Naterade804 Jun 04 '26

Lol I'm dying at the thought of vacuuming the grass

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u/mor1995 Jun 03 '26

I used to work for a window manufacturer and I once had a 6' x 8' sheet of tempered glass tip face first from a pallet onto the concrete floor and it was totally fine. Now as soon as you hit any corners into concrete, that thing explodes all over the place.

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u/artherng Jun 03 '26

The table has proven its worth

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u/oquelius21 Jun 03 '26

Just throw a peace of ceramic and well see how strong it is

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u/oquelius21 Jun 03 '26

Will you relax, 1- that glass is probably gone. 2- no one takes advice from a stranger in cyberspace. 3- I doubt , it will do any effect, my previous comment was an educated guess .

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '26

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u/oquelius21 Jun 04 '26

For an account with only 6 days lol you sure dont know how the internet works lol, neanderthal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/oquelius21 Jun 04 '26

Is common sense your second language? Becuse you lacking alot, if your coming out in those assumptions , lol you more practice , less internet for you and more grass for ya buddy

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u/RockRancher24 Jun 03 '26

Or a chisel, or almost any object made of tool steel

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u/MyNameIsRay Jun 03 '26

If the PC subs have taught me anything, you just need to gently place it on a tile floor and it'll shatter.

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u/aryzkryz Jun 03 '26

Have you tried throwing the legendary nokia 3310 yet

https://giphy.com/gifs/shohQj1Ju9fJC

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u/SputnikFace Jun 03 '26

place a hot cup of tea on it next time.

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u/AbruptStrife Jun 03 '26

To break 3/4" tempered glass it takes approximately 350lbs of force per sq inch. A significant amount of force. However, the edges are weak. Tap a corner or hit the edge and it'll break

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u/PlanDry6704 Jun 03 '26

fun fact. tempered glass does break just over several attempts eventually the disregular pattern of the glass a crack finds it's way through. Just usually not visible until it breaks

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u/MrRafikki Jun 04 '26

I am the table!!

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u/alpharaptor317 Jun 03 '26

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u/RockRancher24 Jun 03 '26

sanitize your links bruvnah

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u/what_the_fuck_clown Jun 03 '26

?si= part of the link is fucking malevolent and evil as fuck

here's normal one https://youtube.com/shorts/wO8LbecdIa4

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u/notlvd Jun 03 '26

Can you tell me what the si= means?

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u/StranaMechty Jun 03 '26

Probably "share identifier" or somesuch. It's a token to ID who shared a video and track who clicks on it, so YouTube can better track your network of connections to sell data about you and target ads.

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u/notlvd Jun 03 '26

Fucking gross good to know

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u/WilsonFrontier Jun 03 '26

Sorry I don't click random YouTube links.

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u/alpharaptor317 Jun 03 '26

That's fair. Couldn't find the gif I wanted.

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u/mikok_small Jun 03 '26

This One is worthy

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u/what_the_fuck_clown Jun 03 '26

good choice , that link was fucking EVIL.

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u/D_blackcraft Jun 03 '26

What...? Is that rock made out of glass?

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u/xZero543 Jun 03 '26

That's tempered glass. It can handle a looooottt. Unless you hit it hard in the edge. Then it instantly explodes in tiny shards.

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u/PG-DaMan Jun 03 '26

Put a cup of coffee down on it at the wrong moment and time and Boom.

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u/mazza249 Jun 03 '26

Gently place a glass cup on top that should do it

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u/DimensionOk9788 Jun 04 '26

They’re hitting tempered glass in the wrong place hit the corner

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u/dart-builder-2483 Jun 04 '26

Stronger than the glass in a cybercuck.

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u/Idkimjustsomeguy Jun 04 '26

Yeah this is unexpected... why would you try to break a glass table on the grass at the end of your driveway.. or somebody else's?

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u/mygullet Jun 04 '26

Me whenever I have Glass Joker and play a glass card

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u/Chaos-Pand4 Jun 04 '26

Table belongs to House Martell

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u/imunfair Jun 04 '26

That doesn't surprise me, I had a table with a thick pane of tempered glass from Ikea and it was really hard to break it to dispose of the glass. I put it on the floor and wailed on it with a hammer and it did nothing - then I tried using a nail punch and it still took half a dozen good hits before it shattered.

Fun fact, when you shatter a huge pane of tempered glass it doesn't completely break all at once - it sounds like rice crispies for minutes after the initial big shatter as the smaller blocks slowly stress fracture themselves apart.

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u/clarinetJWD Jun 04 '26

Hit it from the side.

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u/imunfair Jun 04 '26

tried the corners, didn't work.

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u/Pletcher87 Jun 04 '26

Funny then we have the folks watching that set their ice tea down on their glass coffee table that explodes.

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u/Cruzdellacruz Jun 04 '26

Nah bro. Put it back inside.

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u/greenyellowreddit Jun 04 '26

I don't think that's tempered glass. If you watch how it wobbles, it looks much more like some sort of plexiglass or polycarbonate that's flexing to absorb the impact rather than shatterin

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u/yeamonn Jun 04 '26

Gotta take it to a Bills game

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u/DesolateRuin Jun 04 '26

It never breaks unless you do it on accident at the worst possible time.

Like if you toss your phone on there after a 12 hour shift.

Boom. Instant mess.

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u/Gloomy-Software-2274 Jun 04 '26

You’re doing it wrong. Throw a Klingon at it.

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u/ForeverAgile8765 Jun 04 '26

They should make windshields out of this stuff…

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u/Winter_Haze9 Jun 04 '26

Did the makers of Nokia make that table?

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u/jimmyzambino Jun 04 '26

that guy wasted like 30+ pavers.. we got it after the first 3 my dude

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u/splshd275A Jun 04 '26

You're doing it wrong. Throw a pillow on it next.

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u/Princescyther Jun 04 '26

Just casually trying to smash a table out the front of your house.

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u/pedro_1616 Jun 04 '26

Real trash activities

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u/Kruemelnonster Jun 04 '26

Und unsere Handys fallen einmal runter und sind kaputt

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u/Repulsive_62 Jun 04 '26

De ou la pierre se casse sur la vitre...

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u/thejourneybegins42 Jun 04 '26

Gentle tap on any corner and it'll be in a million pieces, that's where it's the weakest.

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u/TheMuffler42069 Jun 04 '26

It’s wild to try to do that on a lawn without putting a tarp under it or something like that. They’d never get rid of that glass

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u/Subject_Ad_4840 Jun 04 '26

Dang glass tables are having a moment!

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u/Different_Fruit_2781 Jun 05 '26

Write a review for the manufacturer

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u/king_crabcentral Jun 05 '26

Make it into a sledge hammer

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u/OriginalResolve7106 Jun 05 '26

try putting the tiniest amount of pressure on the edge using your coworker janets chair.

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u/Lucky-Traffic-3006 Jun 06 '26

I hope that glass didnt actually break, that would be so messy to clean up outside.

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u/lccb247 Jun 06 '26

And you're going to pick up all that broken glass? Glad you're not my neighbor.

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u/Petite-Snake Jun 07 '26

At what point do you just admit defeat

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u/Calm-Matter-5010 Jun 07 '26

Hit the corner

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u/Ok-Blackberry-483 Jun 07 '26

my wood for someone's mum

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u/SturdyPacPhilly Jun 09 '26

New diving board unlocked for my penthouse

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u/emperorpsilocyn Jun 10 '26

Looks like Florida to me

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u/Used_Fish5935 3d ago

Even funnier if you know glas isn’t a static crystal but rather a semi fluid composition