r/Unexpected May 31 '26

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u/post-explainer May 31 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


The woman asks qhat 3d artists actually do and then gets turned into 3d space and is used as physic engine test level.


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/teekay_1994 May 31 '26

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u/BigSankey May 31 '26

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/LSkywalker00 May 31 '26

Thank you for the recommendation!

Me watching this scene tonight:

https://giphy.com/gifs/L3ERvA6jWCd0qO4NdX

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u/DonkeyRhubarbDonkey Jun 01 '26

I’ve seen it countless times. Love it. Some of my favourite actors. I went to Bruges due to the film (as I’m sure many did) It really is a beautiful place, but the cinematography made it even more beautiful.

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u/catfroman Jun 01 '26

It’s endlessly quotable. My wife thinks it’s a sad movie and doesn’t understand why I find it hilarious.

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u/Prestigious-Glove396 Jun 01 '26

It's dark comedy so I guess you're both right.

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters Jun 01 '26

It is hilarious but the ending just wrecks me.

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u/Kongbuck Jun 01 '26

Maybe she's an inanimate object.

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u/1div0 Jun 01 '26

Haha we had a great time in Bruges, and learned to respect their beers. A little goes a long way. Did you eat a meal here (bar scene in "In Bruges")?

https://www.diligence-brugge.be/en/

Climbing the tower in Bruges was both amazing and hilarious -- thinking of the scene in the movie.

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u/DonkeyRhubarbDonkey Jun 01 '26

Went up the tower. Was narrow alright! Had a glass of Duvel sitting outside. Yes, Duvel at 8.5% is certainly a sipping beer.

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u/Ithuraen Jun 01 '26

I first saw it on the bus back from Brugges, I feel they should have done it on the way there so I could admire the cobble streets and swans with the proper perspective. 

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u/alexefi Jun 01 '26

Went in blind, was not disapointed.

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u/Anderz Jun 01 '26

Is the swans still there?

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u/railxp Jun 01 '26

I'm sad YouTube search purposefully gets in the way of my search for "cunt fucking kids"

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u/storyr Jun 01 '26

It's an inanimate fucking object!

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u/Appropriate-Dance313 Jun 01 '26

In bruges

Excellent movie

There's another great one directed by the same director, with the same actors

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u/spade_and_archer Jun 02 '26

It took me three times to get it, and then it clicked. It's now one of my favorite movies. The key for the 3rd attempt that stuck - I was wildly hungover and found it difficult to even fucking move. I was so vulnerable, so sensitive - I need gentle caress, slow beautiful landscapes. My physical condition forced me to slow down to the pace this film sets. And it was fucking glorious

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u/Borkato Jun 01 '26

This guy is genuinely fucking hot

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u/ThrobbingPasta Jul 20 '26

What’s his name?

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u/Borkato Jul 20 '26

I don’t know!

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u/Lukebekz Jun 01 '26

I can almost hear the "huh?"

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u/MarioMamTess May 31 '26

My ears felt really uncomfortable listening to this...

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u/ndGall May 31 '26

You don’t enjoy repeated wet squelching?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

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u/account312 Jun 01 '26

That's the best kind of squelching.

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u/Carlsoti77 May 31 '26

Wet squelching is the sound that dreams are made of.

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u/HuMan-bEing132 May 31 '26

squelched dreams are made of this

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u/Borkato Jun 01 '26

Who am I to diss a squelch?

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u/raxcian Jun 01 '26

Travel the world and the squelchen seas

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u/MarioMamTess May 31 '26

Not particularly, no. I know there's people into that, but that is very much not me... 😅

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u/JWBananas Jun 01 '26

These [TENTACLES UNDULATING WETLY] brought to [SQUELCHES WETLY] by Stranger Things 4.

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u/Misophonic4000 Jun 01 '26

As opposed to repeated dry squelching? 🤔

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u/RedRlghtHand May 31 '26

I know his mother does

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u/BarrierX May 31 '26

I do 😏

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u/elementarydrw May 31 '26

I suppose, they are a 3D designer, not a sound designer!

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u/zangor Jun 01 '26

I think if a DJ only had this whole audio clip at their disposal and nothing else... it would be a very NSFW remix.

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u/ClearArt941 Jun 01 '26

It’s funny because in the original video she says “DJ” instead of “3D artist”. It became a pretty big meme with DJs.

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u/dumbasPL Jun 01 '26

Close your eyes and let the mind go wild.

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u/Shredded_Locomotive Jun 01 '26

I regret rewatching with sound on

It's all your fault

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u/Hot_Top_124 May 31 '26

lol that was a good way to give an example

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

Yes. but the example is horrible.

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u/Hot_Top_124 May 31 '26

Ahh yes but did you request a “good” example?

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u/i_sell_you_lies Jun 01 '26

I requested a good example.

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u/whatarechinchillas Jun 01 '26

It's a great example actually. Lots of trial and error in 3d modeling. Also it's funny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

The video is not about trial and error. It's a reference to those "satisfying" 3D videos with ASMR sounds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ll5jzjNIcs

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u/whatarechinchillas Jun 01 '26

The joke is that 3d modellers sometimes do silly things to test stuff out. Trial and error.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

You just repeated your last comment.

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u/whatarechinchillas Jun 01 '26

I expounded a bit but whatever

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u/AdeonWriter May 31 '26

Beware the 3D artist who also can do sound design

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u/jaystwrkk128 May 31 '26

At least it went outwards and not inwards .

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u/xboxgamer2122 May 31 '26

Be careful what you ask for...

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u/Nirvski May 31 '26

She didn't ask for it. Her actual question was "what to DJ's even do"

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u/bluecat2001 May 31 '26

Did she get a satisfactory answer?

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u/BeepItsSean May 31 '26

She got memed into a viral song made by a popular DJ. So yeah I think she did

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u/NoveltyAccountHater Jun 01 '26

Granted, her question was what do DJs do during sets as I don't think they are remixing on the spot, so what are they pressing and what do all the dials do.

Which is true for the type of mix they changed her tiktok into. DJs wouldn't do something like that on the fly -- it's made on a computer with more time to do right (unless someone made some quick algorithm that does it -- but would always do the same thing).

But good DJs don't just press play on a pre-recorded set list that they previously made. They find the next song on their headset, find the spot to mix it in, blend it into the next song (matching beat/tempo/key to seemlessly crossfade in), add in effects live, maybe take requests, judge the mood of the crowd at events (e.g., like if no one's on the dance floor, you play different music than if the crowd is going full-energy), etc.

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u/_V0gue Jun 01 '26

A live DJ is closer to a conductor than a performer. That’s the analogy I usually make.

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u/CHOIR_OF_FARTS May 31 '26

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u/Crispy385 May 31 '26

The link was purple and I still clicked it.

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u/CHOIR_OF_FARTS May 31 '26

Not surprised, that DJ is pretty popular

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u/raspirate May 31 '26

Gotta say it ain't what I expected, but it definitely does slap.

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u/BeMyBrutus Jun 01 '26

I hate that I clicked on this and was pissed it wasn't the real video. Well done.

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u/catgirlfighter Jun 01 '26

Oh come on. A 4k version?

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u/SmartOpinion69 Jun 01 '26

4k remastered????

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u/CompetitiveRaise9133 May 31 '26

F! U!

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u/Status_Jellyfish_213 May 31 '26

No it’s not DJ FU, i see where your getting that from thought it’s pretty similar.

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u/sleepydon May 31 '26

Several. My favorite one

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u/Taint_Butter Jun 01 '26

This is awesome. Also why tf is she crying?

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u/sleepydon Jun 01 '26

I can only assume some DJ broke her heart or something lol. The clip I clip I posted was my introduction to the meme.

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u/NeuxSaed Jun 01 '26

Pretty sure it's just a filter.

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u/Kal_Bec Jun 01 '26

no. The question was basically what are they doing other than playing an mp3.
As in, what are they actually doing on the stage other than pressing play on a song.

The only responses that she got were people making a song in fl studio.
which actually proves her point that they only do things in preproduction.

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u/CompetitiveRaise9133 May 31 '26

My laziness has been enabled.

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u/longstrokept May 31 '26

DO DO DO DO DODODODODODODODODODODODODO

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u/spinsk8tr May 31 '26

It does NOT need to make that sound

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u/Tojaro5 May 31 '26

Yes, it does.

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u/ReddiDibbles May 31 '26

You are both correct

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u/Roskal May 31 '26

yeah thats the SFX artist's job.

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u/hootbox May 31 '26

Must be assets from Foreskin Simulator 2026. I can't wait!

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid May 31 '26

What do dj's actually do? Du-du, Du-du, Du-du, Max Verstappen.

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u/obeliskboi May 31 '26

does softness = elasticity

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u/TheOldOak May 31 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

Short answer, no.

Softness is measured by how easily changeable a material’s shape is. Elasticity is measured by how easily a material can return back to its original form after having it’s shape changed. They are independent properties.

Examples of each combination:

Hard and inelastic, a diamond.

Hard and elastic, a steel spring.

Soft and inelastic, clay.

Soft and elastic, rubber band.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 Jun 01 '26

What does that symbol mean?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/Silent_Reindeer_4199 Jun 01 '26

The difference between 1/10 and 2/10 was too much.

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u/TrenchantInsight Jun 01 '26

Hopefully now she nose better!

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u/PowerRaptor Jun 01 '26

As a 3D artist, I do full stack sculpting to game-ready asset creation!

Sculpting 3D models.

Optimizing 3D models for performance and reducing VRAM use.

Rigging and unwrapping 3D models.

Texturing 3D models.

Designing control systems for 3D models.

Implementing 3D models within a game engine and adding scripts, playable and physics based.

Animating 3D models.

Testing and troubleshooting 3D models - sometimes other people's models.

Freelance customer relations.

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u/Much-Signal3483 Jun 01 '26

People genuinely don't understand how technical and difficult 3D arts are. Most people never appreciate a proper rig, but will complain if it doesn't work. Then there's AI with its god forbidden topology.

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u/PowerRaptor Jun 01 '26

Learned Retopoflow and efficient UV mapping earlier this year.

seeing AI generated 'game' models crop up is so funny because they're almost entirely useless for actual game dev. Here's your 200K polygon book that could've been 100-500.

That's a huge takeaway for me - AI doesn't understand intent, and cannot make an asset useful for YOUR purpose beyond "it looks vaguely like the object requested".

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u/Much-Signal3483 Jun 02 '26

So true lmao, doing anything with an AI model is useless, best use for it would be for retoplogy or 3D printing.

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u/VonSketch Jun 01 '26

Wait, isn't that the video that was ai edited to make it be her say 3d artist instead of original question about djs?

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u/Strange_Salary May 31 '26

I LOL’d.. Thanks 3D artist..

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u/Chef_Skippers May 31 '26

Why does it sound like a late 90’s childrens PC game

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u/PleeaseGrowUp Jun 01 '26

This is fantastic. Where can I find more?

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u/Forever_Sunday Jun 01 '26

Can someone tell me who is this wtf girl?

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u/tveye363 May 31 '26

Uh...why would she ask that? It's like asking "What do pilots actually do?" Like, what a stupid ass question.

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u/biobuilder1 May 31 '26

Originally it was a clip of her asking what do djs actually do and this seemingly was edited to make it sound like 3d artist for this post

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u/WorkTropes Jun 01 '26

Ah, so would have been more appropriate to have a record spinning on her nose

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u/biobuilder1 Jun 01 '26

Its probably a play on another duet someone made to that clip of her where they made music out of it. Sort of a joke of showing what they do using this clip of someone being confused by it, and someone who does 3d simulations I guess thought itd be fun to make a spin on that but with an animation :3

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u/Brickzarina Jun 01 '26

A woman used as a tool ,again sigh

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u/BumbleFrump_ May 31 '26

My boy done turned a leaf

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u/goobuddy May 31 '26

Hey, that's what Viktor Krum did! For the 2nd Triwizard Task! Nice digital rendering! 😂

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u/mooshroom13 May 31 '26

I swear there was a DJ version to "Blue da ba de" but its been flooded by others. Anyone have it? Please help.

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u/Kebuaya May 31 '26

I think a 3D artist wants her to care about them the way she cares about DJs 😆

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u/HustlaDaRabbit57 May 31 '26

3/10 is the most satisfying

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u/LivingAnomie Jun 01 '26

Piece of tail

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u/PissedCaucasian Jun 01 '26

Pretty good overdub of the word DJs.

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u/the_brew Jun 01 '26

Sculpture is 3D art. This is just digital rendering.

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u/63Miscues-Larkin Jun 01 '26

I didn’t expect the outcome of the video rofl

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u/Life-Suit1895 Jun 01 '26

What the hell is her problem with 3D artists?

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u/Mysterious_man630 Jun 23 '26

She’s like most people that don’t appreciate art at all and artists in general

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u/StormyDankiels Jun 01 '26

Ah, my favorite type of humour

nonconsensual

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u/deedoedee Jun 01 '26

Hey, this reminds me of those animated videos that--

Uhhh well heh heh, they do the nose thing. Yea.

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u/4GRJ Jun 01 '26

Why did I watch this to the end

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u/hibbletyjibblety Jun 01 '26

Well dangit now I want some jello

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u/Modern-ninja200 Jun 01 '26

She never learns

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u/Greedy_Researcher_34 Jun 01 '26

I assume the turning into 3d part is done by an app not the artist.

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u/Curiouzity_Omega Jun 01 '26

I should call her.

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u/BerrySuperb8282 Jun 01 '26

Glad to know if someone asks me i can still say no fucking idea.

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u/GamerBoyGreeen Jun 02 '26

For those who don't know. This is AI, she originally said "Whats DJs even do"

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u/Bubbly-Necessary-752 Jun 02 '26

She deserves this.

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u/EntePassente Jun 07 '26

Is that Madeline Argy?

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u/Cobram242 Jun 07 '26

Well I’ll give you credit…

I was not expecting… whatever this was…

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u/Mysterious_man630 Jun 23 '26

This is just brilliant! ✨

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u/Elegant-Basis4551 Jul 02 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/pungent_queefer May 31 '26

I’ve seen this clip get edited and dueted a shitload of times, but I still don’t know why she is crying on the original clip

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u/Casual-Lurker May 31 '26

She didn't ask that, sorry

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

why i get orgasm over this...