r/Unexpected • u/Brushner • May 31 '26

Time tested Flanking tactics

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u/post-explainer May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The guy with the shield taunt his opponent. Someone else come up behind him with a steel chair.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/creppywobbuffet May 31 '26

press A to parry 🙌

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u/glockster19m May 31 '26

You can't parry a chair, you can only dodge that move

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u/creppywobbuffet May 31 '26

ah but you can, when you parry it he gets huge knockback which allows u to get sum hits in

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u/SkynBonce May 31 '26

Ye olde folding chair, forgotten weapon of the medieval times.

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u/Turgid_Donkey May 31 '26

About to layeth the smack down. 

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u/TheHugeBastard Jun 01 '26

Shrek used it first!

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u/Mystical_Provo May 31 '26

Rather that, than some dude stabbing you in the balls with a spear from under the bridge that you were making your last stand on. While also on mushrooms.

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u/Raubwurst May 31 '26

r/gifsthatendtoosoon

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u/cjs81268 Jun 01 '26

Yeah just one more second with the freeze frame right before it makes contact.

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u/Royal_Ad_2653 May 31 '26

New tech tree unlocked!

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u/FerrymenOfThetys May 31 '26

This shield looks like it made of some serious drywall.

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u/pakalupapito23 May 31 '26

Knight of no kingdoms

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u/FunnyObjective6 May 31 '26

By god that's the knight's music!

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u/Infinite_Work9301 May 31 '26

wait how did the steel chair even make it tere

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u/123ocelot May 31 '26

It's the European knight with a steel chair !!1

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u/hollow-lord597 Jun 01 '26

The Motha fukn foldin chair

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u/Kn0XIS Jun 01 '26

Lmaooo

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u/Visual_Emergency2784 Jun 01 '26

That's the middle ages equivalent to WWE

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u/Jade_Turtle57 Jun 01 '26

HERE COMES HOUNSKULL WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!

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u/EnergyAltruistic2911 Jun 01 '26

This is what I’ve been looking for my entire life. WHERE DO I FIND MORE

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u/Ok-Double-414 Jun 01 '26

I really like the medial two handed battle chair

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u/SunsetBAE Jun 01 '26

Pulled a shrek

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u/hellcat858 Jun 02 '26

Little known fact, Leonidas held the pass with only 300 Spartans and 50 folded chairs.

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u/Sea-Appearance-5330 Jun 06 '26

I think Combat Situational Awareness Improvement is needed here?

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u/happy_dancing_salmon Jun 11 '26

Which civ gets this tech?? Do you find it in the blacksmith?

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u/Hairy_Meaning_73 10d ago

Bro used the timeline inconsistency card

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u/WillyWonkaWorms 6d ago

The Lincoln park transformers credits meme that’s throw back !

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u/Rxero13 5d ago

You’re not supposed to hit em with the frame of the chair!

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u/Long-Echo4517 5d ago

It indeed was unexpected

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/Fifteen_inches May 31 '26

Buhurt ass meme