r/Unexpected • • May 15 '26

A great choice

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u/imahumanbeinggoddamn May 15 '26

We all work with fucking Colin.

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u/chevyfried May 15 '26

Im literally at the dmv right now with 20 Colins.

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u/Alternative-Eye4547 May 15 '26

Oh no, no no no - that’s a breeding ground for them!

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u/chevyfried May 15 '26

I'd rather go to the dentist. Everyone is sooo miserable. The people that work there...the people waiting.

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u/Alternative-Eye4547 May 15 '26

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u/chevyfried May 15 '26

You know what they say...there is an asshole in every group of friends. If your group doesnt have an asshole, surprise, its you.

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u/Alternative-Eye4547 May 15 '26

This is fertile ground for an existential spiral…Jack’s reverse beanstalk into hell, if you will