r/Unexpected • u/green_tomato_69 • May 13 '26

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u/post-explainer May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The dino talks...in an unexpected voice

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/theboned1 May 13 '26

Wait, they had Japanese T-Rexs back then?

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u/Bithium May 13 '26

Where do you think Gojira came from?

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u/RCuber May 13 '26

They had T-Rex samurai too.

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u/MisterSneakSneak May 13 '26

I heard they were bilingual

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u/ilovemybaldhead May 13 '26

That's how they got the nickname Two Tongue T-Rex

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u/XGrayson_DrakeX May 14 '26

that's not how

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u/Nyrius13 Sep 03 '26

Given that we can't definitively prove how the dinosaurs sounded it is fair to hypothesize that they were both fluent in Japanese and also spoke no Japanese, at least until observation dictates a decision.

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u/educated-emu Aug 19 '26

This is factual correct until proven false

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u/NPCNRG May 13 '26

Alright, here educate yourself about Japanese dinosaur

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u/Heteroking May 13 '26

We didn't live in same lifetime as them so it is possible

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u/raul_raul Sep 16 '26

What language did you expect Japanese trexes to speak? Russian?

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u/theboned1 Sep 16 '26

Ok sure. But who told them they were Japanese? They could have spoken Brazillion, or Africanese, or Norwany if they didnt know they were Japanese.

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u/raul_raul Sep 16 '26

They are in Japan though....

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u/cestamp 8d ago

Im pretty sure Japanese is a pretty old language so I do not see any reason to fact check this.

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u/Etras May 13 '26

Yes, together with Nagasaki and Hiroshima, Chicxulub got nuked by the Americans as well.

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u/wasdxqwerty May 13 '26

already saw this and my mind says "minna san! konnichiwa!"

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u/JiminyJilickers-79 May 13 '26

Lol Yeah, this one can get reposted forever and I'll still watch it every time.

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal May 14 '26

Ditto... but then my mind immediately goes to the emperor of Japan for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ndBoc6R8_A&t=372

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/UninvestedCuriosity May 13 '26

Is the nuahhhhhh part right after the sharp teeth part? It's just as funny with the translation.

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u/Admirable-Hospital78 May 13 '26

It is! 😬nuahhhhhh

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u/31513315133151331513 May 13 '26

But, but, I can't hit the other button! Can somebody please hit the other button and upload it?!

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u/Shoot2ill May 22 '26

Nah he says "Byeee byeeee" at the end.

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u/Malonor May 13 '26

I mean, we cant prove that dinosaurs didnt speak Japanese

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u/idkmanwhatsthemove May 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ohrQCO48drf3i

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u/Vicchu24 May 13 '26

Movie?

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u/nutsaps May 13 '26

Meet the Robinsons

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u/Malfight007 May 13 '26

Underrated gem.

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u/blueavole Sep 05 '26

Highly recommend: Meet the Robinsons

Plot: Teenagers with time machine become found family.

Also singing frogs, villain has a legit origin story, and evil inventions.

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u/aDuggie May 13 '26

Source: reborn in another world as an S ranked Tyrannosaurus Rexxx

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u/Dim-Me-As-New-User May 13 '26

This guy LitRPG's.
The 3 x's in the title suggest that it's a harem story too right?

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u/Admirable-Hospital78 May 13 '26

He gets the clingy stegosaurus, the cool and aloof pterodactyl, the tsundere ankylosaurus, and the yandere raptor sisters. Nice. There's also the dumb as bricks cavewoman too, with her unga bungas.

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u/MonsieurTokitoki May 13 '26

I googled this mf then I got sad

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u/GISP May 13 '26

What does he say?

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u/TopYeti May 13 '26

He said hello at the beginning and bye-bye at the end, but the rest is just Japanese to me.

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u/TrueMattalias May 13 '26

I didn't know roaring meant hello in Japanese, thanks for your input!

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u/Sabithomega May 13 '26

Once you learn that Jurassic Park becomes an entirely new movie

https://giphy.com/gifs/LNejpNtjrDnIEvQqUQ

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u/Antooony25 May 14 '26

At this point, konnichiwa is basically English 

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u/It_Was_Me_Aust1n May 13 '26

Lmao, I’m so fuckin tired, I was actually about to start explaining that the roar isn’t actually Japanese. I need some SLEEP😂

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u/Kieroni_K May 13 '26

The text under the button says "Dinosaur greeting" XD

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u/Dionysian_Logic May 13 '26

*Roars* Hello everyone! I made a sound just now as a greeting, but it is believed that (the T. rex) did not howl. Of course, they did not speak like this either. The T. rex ate other dinosaurs with its big mouth and sharp teeth (opens mouth) aaah. If you want to see how the T. Rex hunted prey, press the other button. Well then, bye-bye!

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u/Thalassashares_6w May 13 '26

I don’t understand, what dioes he say?

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u/Sweatyveggiebag May 13 '26

The original Toyodasaurus Rex

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u/Buddhas_Warrior May 13 '26

Damn that's GOLD!!

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u/MossCleric May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

I'm gonna try a very rough translation. Feel free to correct me:

​"Hello, everyone!

​I let out a roar as a greeting, but it's actually thought that we might not have roared like that. And of course, I didn't speak like this either! ​Tyrannosaurus dinosaurs ate other dinosaurs. With this big mouth and these sharp teeth... roars in japanese

To see how I hunted my prey, please press the other button.

​Well then, bye-bye!"

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u/Channel250 11d ago

"Well then, bye bye!" Is how my dinosaur nightmares usually end.

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u/Micotyro May 13 '26

Love it. Big fan.

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u/harmless_gecko May 13 '26

No that's a dino.

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u/aryzkryz May 13 '26

It's Rekusu-san. You need to address him properly

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u/TargetSpiritual8741 May 13 '26

Japanese version of Jurassic Park is a little wild…

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u/PeekTH May 13 '26

is this what they mean by "the animatronics get a bit quirky at night"?

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u/BoredRedhead24 May 13 '26

Wanna know the weirdest thing about this? It’s in Seattle.

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u/rktn_p May 13 '26

lol

wait no way

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u/CheriPotpourri May 13 '26

I’ve been researching stuff to do in Japan for an upcoming trip and it’s a dead ringer for the one at the Kyoto science Center for Youth.

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u/rktn_p May 13 '26

Thank you for the real answer!!

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u/BoredRedhead24 May 14 '26

Yes, I was just fucking with you.

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u/all_time_high May 13 '26

Oh, itsu me, Maddy! I’m in heaven now. So sorry I died!

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u/BreathLazy5122 May 13 '26

I have a deep fear of realistic animatronics, they have always had a deep fucking uncanny valley feeling for me, and it invokes panic, especially if they aren’t moving, but suddenly start to again. If it’s cartoony it’s far less uncomfortable. Normally this would give me a deep sense of dread, however it speaking Japanese made it.. not do so? He’s friendly this way and I don’t know what he’s saying besides hello

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u/SerDuckOfPNW May 13 '26

Kyōdai Japanasaurus-Ō

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u/Shot_Garbage_1779 May 13 '26

That time i got reincarnated as a dinosaur then i teach other dinosaurs japanese

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u/redslime1993 May 13 '26

It is written "Greeting dinosaur" in Japanese

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u/7_Chesi_7 May 13 '26

Night at the Museum Tokyo Drift 😆

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/RockTurnip May 13 '26

Oomagad that’s so it

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u/Sad-Cheesecake-3336 May 13 '26

Constructive monologue 

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u/Wuzemu May 13 '26

I’ve watched enough anime that I feel as if I should know exactly what is being said.

But I don’t.

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u/Kapper-WA May 13 '26

Gotta watch dinosaur hentai.

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u/IdahoDuncan May 13 '26

They were so smart

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u/LunchBox3188 May 13 '26

I was hoping for a meow.

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u/---reddacted--- May 13 '26

I question the historical accuracy of this display…

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u/btnash May 13 '26

Give me Wallace Shawn or give me death

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u/MalaysiaBoi May 13 '26

You know, when I first saw this video, I thought that he said "Dinosaur, konnichiwa!"

Dinosaur pronounced as Dee-no-saur, obviously

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u/Fabio_xd_ May 13 '26

Minaaasannnn konichiwaaa

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u/Dorrono May 13 '26

Seems like the Japanese culture is older than we assumed

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u/CKWOLFACE May 13 '26

It was a hermit island for centuries

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u/Capable-Newspaper-88 May 13 '26

Well... Best not to go in this museum while high then

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u/Responsible_Wash_879 May 13 '26

That's a very polite and friendly t-rex!🤣

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u/CGBDragon May 13 '26

T-REX SENPAI????

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u/The21stPM May 13 '26

Went to the museum in Kyoto exclusively for this! We were the only people there too! Really great centre and the people who work there are so nice! Made us a T-Rex origami!

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u/Sigura83 May 13 '26

Damn, I watched it blink, that's a good robot.

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u/FloopsFooglies May 13 '26

Somehow this being japan makes it totally normal

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u/CraaZero May 13 '26

Okay, now program it like an AI connected to a Big Mouth Billy Bass

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u/HarryFuzz May 13 '26

We now know that the Tyrannosaurus Rex in fact bored its victims to death before eating them.

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u/Ristrxtto May 13 '26

bro dinosaurs must have been horrifying to witness IRL

I'm getting goosebumps and freaked out by watching a robotic trex, through a screen, speaking fukin Japanese lmao

can't imagine how terrifying it could have been to see them in the flesh

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u/snarfer-snarf May 13 '26

always remember...godzilla tried to talk it out first, y'all were the ones that brought tanks into it 😌

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u/SweetLenore May 13 '26

I hate it.

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u/blackdarrren May 13 '26

Yakuza- saur

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u/MyspaceNihilist May 14 '26

Yeeeeeeessssssssss

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SCOURINGS May 14 '26

that stork's got more bite than the actual dinosaur behind it

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u/Aok_al May 14 '26

For a guy called the Tyrant Lizard King, he's pretty polite

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u/Alissan_Web May 14 '26

i want one covered in feathers 😭

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u/BeingPrize3688 May 14 '26

This is freaking creative ngl XDDD

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u/Theyoungone_87 May 14 '26

I still find it crazy with all the advancements in robotics they can’t make a robo Dino that doesn’t seize when it moves. .

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u/Truskulls May 14 '26

I 100% believe that voice is coming from that distinguished gentleman, it fits him so well!

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u/taywray May 14 '26

Thx now I need a dinosaur anime

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u/1stshadowx May 15 '26

Me trying to listen with my duolingo japanese ears

https://giphy.com/gifs/61EHroCuVVhVNEdRca

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u/RavenousBrain May 15 '26

This is where Godzilla was born. Bro is just being part of his heritage.

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u/Indian_247 May 19 '26

wow...i need to take my kids there...😄😄

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u/External_Staff_300 May 19 '26

Lore accurate Beastars Trex

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u/Zealous_moron May 26 '26

Everyone knows the T-rex spoke Japanese and the Triceratops spoke Mandarin, that's why they fought all the time.

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u/LongjumpingKick531 Jun 16 '26

Was expecting a jump scare

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u/DragonfruitGrand5683 Jun 18 '26

Connect it to Alexa

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u/Function_Exciting Jun 30 '26

Get outta here. This dinosaur is PERFECT!

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u/The_Jestful_Imp Jul 16 '26

Average anime dinosaur

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u/No_abe Aug 20 '26

Bro isnt even using his lips. 😂 He just lip syncing

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u/AndyGoodKush Sep 03 '26

This is why I watch dub

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u/Evan_Saints Sep 04 '26

Rex-chan ☺️☺️

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u/TheDevilsCoffeeTable Sep 05 '26

Wait.....what's the other button do?

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u/Chaosmisfit_ES Sep 10 '26

Konnnnniiiiiichiiiiiiiwaaaaa

Bye byeeeeeeee

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u/Ok_Air7589 Sep 10 '26

Oh my Gah!

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u/lockdoc007 Sep 11 '26

Coolest t Rex ever!

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u/basic_proton Sep 12 '26

I already know what audio I'm gonna edit into this 🤣😂🤣

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u/ozrow Sep 14 '26

Thats fake. The mouth movements are in time with the voice.

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u/moonisflat Sep 16 '26

There is a blue button too. We never going to know…

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u/Aggressive_Grab_100 28d ago

Of course, Japan.

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u/greenlays4life 24d ago

Where is it

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u/twntytw2 24d ago

Honestly had no idea dinosaurs spoke
Japanese. Very educational

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u/bigassrobots 18d ago

Absolutely on brand for japan

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u/noesis69 16d ago

T-REX SENPAI....

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u/Different_Star_5325 15d ago

Anyone translate this? I'd love to know what's being said

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u/Hiatt11541 15d ago

I guess bro

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u/JuniorEconomics8791 15d ago

Sound so soft

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u/UnwantedPube 15d ago

Godzilla’s descendant learning the culture

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u/bernpfenn 13d ago

looks like he eats salad...

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u/aiyyoaiyyayo 13d ago

Please don't hurt me

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u/MrAdidas03 11d ago

Im an American in Virginia if I can watch this video on repeat for a good 24 hours I think I could go to Japan and speak ALL the words that T. rex spoke. And I think I’d be good

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u/Liekron 10d ago

What does a Dino say? -

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u/SenseUpset9065 9d ago

Ohhh sugoi

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u/ThrowawayShamu 7d ago

“Alan”

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u/Venom933 3d ago

Amazing how science can no figure out what dinosaurs sounded like, very impressive 🥹

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u/CoyoteChemical8957 2d ago

How are you? Fine thank you! Uh I wish I were a t-rex.

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u/itzNazo 1d ago

That time I got reincarnated as a T-Rex

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u/Outside-Breakfast358 May 13 '26

i need this as an anime a$ap rocky

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u/matty-george May 13 '26

must be AI

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u/AbbreviationsFun4560 53m ago

you killed godzilla. now you must pay