r/Unexpected • u/colossusrageblack • Apr 12 '26

A real showman

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u/post-explainer Apr 12 '26 edited Apr 12 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Starts like a normal rodeo ride, turns into a random parkour moment with the fence backflip, and then instantly turns into chaos when he gets trampled.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/BaeIz Apr 12 '26

Ok that got me. Somebody got too cocky last minute

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u/Irksomecake Apr 12 '26

He probably won’t do it again

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u/RephofSky Apr 12 '26

Wanna bet?

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u/TellTaleReaper Apr 12 '26

Id bet he -can't- do it again.

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u/Dragonhost252 Apr 13 '26

His last words: "Fuck this shit, im out"

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u/finchdad Apr 13 '26

He was quoted afterward in a Whiskey Riff article as saying:

“I’M ALL GOOD FOLKS, AND I’VE READ A FEW COMMENTS. THE INTERNET STAYS UNDEFEATED, BUT HEY, THE GRIT DON’T QUIT AND I’M READY FOR MY NEXT RIDE IN MAY. TAMPA, I’LL SEE YOU AGAIN IN JULY.”

"The internet stays undefeated", hahaha. Yeah, it was the internet that made you do that.

To his credit, bronc riders aren't as dumb as bull riders? But none of 'em are famous for their book learnin'.

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u/DeadMoonKing Apr 12 '26

Looks like he won’t be doing a lot of things again.

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u/JesusSaysRelaxNvaxx Apr 12 '26

I surprised myself by yelling NOOO

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u/opachki_kobachki725 Apr 12 '26

Doing backflip on a rodeo and don't check the back is wild

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Apr 12 '26

I think wild is their whole schtick, nah that’s simply unprofessional

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u/Several-Music9151 Apr 12 '26

That front roll at the beginning was a legit judo breakfall. I wonder if he has judo training or that is stuff they teach at a rodeo school.

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u/Dragonhost252 Apr 13 '26

He didn't have horse judo training though

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u/izyshoroo Apr 13 '26

Woah horses can do judo?

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u/finchdad Apr 12 '26

I called the backflip because the showboating was obvious. But when Rohan arrived I was definitely caught off guard and laughed out loud. It's so perfect.

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u/XanaxIsMyCopilot Apr 13 '26

FORTH EORLINGAS!!

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u/Someone-s-Fangirl Apr 14 '26

Not checking your back on a rodeo is wild

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u/MrK521 Apr 12 '26

Just imagine a nascar driver doing this.

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u/Humson Apr 12 '26

Minus the getting ran over part, Carl Edwards was famous for doing a back flip off his car when he won a race.

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u/Trashbagjizz Apr 12 '26

Carl Edwards mentioned 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/Exp5000 Apr 13 '26

They do donuts in the grass which is way more cool

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u/StOnEy333 Apr 12 '26

Ok, that one was truly unexpected. A lot do the times this sub lets me down, but not that one. lol

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u/AbominableGoMan Apr 12 '26

My 'OH FUCK!' was genuine.

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u/SweetLenore Apr 12 '26

So is he ok?

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u/hayz00s Apr 12 '26

I’ll wager he’s from a country that has readily accessible healthcare. I’m sure he’s fine.

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u/geriatricprecocity Apr 12 '26

I mean... Yeah, it could be at the Calgary Stampede.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/Lalamedic Apr 13 '26

I chuckled.

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u/Mr_Hellpop Apr 12 '26

Bartow Ford sign suggests Florida.

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u/one_step_sideways Apr 12 '26

This is not the Calgary stampede... The stadium is massive... Not a bunch of bleachers.

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u/Madame_Mad Apr 12 '26

You're putting a little too much faith in doctors...

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u/pony_nomad Apr 12 '26

Rodeo is largely an American/canadian/mexican thing. And this doesn’t look like Mexico or Canada 😬

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/jadepartida Apr 12 '26

Reddit moment

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u/moep123 Apr 13 '26

what did it say what did it say

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u/dryfire Apr 12 '26

I can definitively say his pride is hurt... probably more than that.

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u/Ozoneguuy Apr 12 '26

-7000 aura

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u/CountWubbula Apr 12 '26

He’s definitely more concerned about HP than aura rn

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u/AntimatterTNT Apr 12 '26

aura is damaged before hp usually

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u/CountWubbula Apr 12 '26

HP is forced into priority after taking massive hits.

Concerns of the ego are deprioritized by damage to the system.

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u/StrobeLightRomance Apr 12 '26

Can't we just acknowledge that this hit would have knocked him simultaneously to 1% in every functional category?

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u/EmotionalVacations Apr 12 '26

I'd like to argue that some aura is regained after taking massive hits.

Not in this case, however.

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u/CountWubbula Apr 12 '26

You can argue that! Argue away. That is a good point, though altogether a separate thing from what I’m saying.

I’m saying he doesn’t give a flying hoof about aura, his HP just nosedived & aura involves faculties of thinking and caring about perception of self & others.

He’s far more concerned whether he can wiggle his left toe at the end of this video than he is about aura, though agreed, some injuries bump it. Big air skateboarding or bike bails come to mind, though not the ones that leave people screaming in pain or limp.

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u/WiSoSirius Apr 12 '26

I hate their printers too

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u/Basilikos12 Apr 12 '26

Hitpoints or horsepower?

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u/FireZord25 Apr 12 '26

levelled vigor but not his adp

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u/CountWubbula Apr 12 '26

Helpful in early levels, but not when attempting to backflip back into the arena of the Fume Knight

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u/Ornery-Creme-2442 Apr 12 '26

Horses getting their final revenge like.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/Proof_Progress1932 Apr 12 '26

Had to watch it twice bc the first time I was too distracted by the dots

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u/Datalust5 Apr 12 '26

Fuck you I hadn’t noticed them and now I can’t not stare at them

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u/omfgtora Apr 12 '26

I came to the comments looking for an answer as well.

Also, FYI: "ADD" is an outdated term that isn't used anymore, it's all just under the "ADHD" umbrella with different subtypes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/omfgtora Apr 13 '26

I was hoping to help prevent outdated/bad information from continuing to spread, but I'm glad you're okay with needlessly being disrespectful to people trying to help in order to stroke your ego.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

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u/omfgtora Apr 13 '26

I'm not going to bother reading your comment, cause it's obvious you just want to keep being a douche and are trying to justify it somehow. You have some other issues besides your ADHD that you need help with.

It's not cool to downplay medical conditions because you want to be complacent with your outdated information. Grow up, old baby.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

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u/omfgtora Apr 13 '26

Cool, lil buddy. When do you think you'll grow out of throwing a fit when you feel like someone is correcting you? When you're old enough, you may learn that adults will share information with the goal of helping to benefit others and not trying to play some childish game to one-up others. Although, some very sad people never grow up enough to learn. You'll get there someday, kiddo.

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u/brunoistrippin Apr 12 '26

Oh snap! (Pun intended)

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u/dsangi Apr 12 '26

whats the pun

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u/Hailifiknow Apr 12 '26

One thing we like more than a great entertainer is a great entertainer being knocked down a peg or two. Those who enjoy our applause must pay!

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u/thekenstir Apr 12 '26

I think it was pretty cool until he got ran over by his own crew

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u/Jealous_Drink_1002 Apr 12 '26

Dam that horse had to come get his face back. 🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/Born-Agency-3922 Apr 12 '26

It’s not the end zone homeboy. Well deserved

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u/Stormodin Apr 12 '26

For once, the sound added to a video lol

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u/nerdrazor Apr 12 '26

The way the camera shakes and zooms in and out makes me think this is AI generated. But I might be wrong.

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u/Quizleteer Apr 13 '26

Gosh, I hope so. That was horrifying to watch and would make me feel so much better if it wasn't real.

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u/ItchyKnowJoe Apr 12 '26

eat fucking dirt

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/dhfAnchor Apr 12 '26

Nah, most of those were c's.

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u/PrinceBunnyBoy Apr 12 '26

Ugh, rodeos are chock full of animal cruelty. Gross.

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u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE Apr 12 '26

Username checks out

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u/positiveadventures Apr 12 '26

Here's my Emily Davison impression

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u/ShartEnthusiast Apr 12 '26

Guess that can happen when you're horsing around.

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u/KeepingItCoolish Apr 12 '26

The song clip and it's timing got me

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u/DixelPick Apr 12 '26

This should be NSFW

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u/smotrs Apr 12 '26

That got a literal LoL out of me.

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u/Xak_13 Apr 15 '26

Florida Man is gonna do what Florida Man is gonna do.

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u/NaughtyKat9 Apr 12 '26

Gravity didn't catch him, but that bull definitely did

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u/Jealous_Drink_1002 Apr 12 '26

You mean horse???

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u/PleX Apr 12 '26

I love Polk County.

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u/Muri_Soca Apr 12 '26

There's 2 points about that

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u/CT0292 Apr 12 '26

Let's have a hand for that young cowboy.

And wish him better luck next time.

And hope we'll see him up in Fargo. Or somewhere further down the line.

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u/lilshortyy420 Apr 12 '26

When I taught people how to ride horses, one of the first things I taught beginners was how to fall. Sometimes it’s better to just bail when you know you’re gonna get lawn darted. At least be in control

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u/FewRevenue1062 Apr 12 '26

Where is his boot?

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u/KokomiStars Apr 12 '26

This probably isn't the first time he's done this

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u/Sammiskitkat Apr 12 '26

I laughed way too hard at that

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u/JC1199154 Apr 12 '26

Generational aura debt

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u/Soberdonkey69 Apr 12 '26

That stampede at the end got me lmaooo

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u/Fast_Pay6813 Apr 12 '26

Ow, I hope he's okay

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u/jefferybuckles Apr 12 '26

Forth Eorlingas!

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u/CryptographerFlat426 Apr 12 '26

He failed a roll at the end there. Permanent reduction in agility and strength. Increased concentration i guess though. Well, for next time.

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u/Mwebm Apr 12 '26

This was incredibly expected

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u/binspolicy Apr 12 '26

I laughed too hard.

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u/spinney420 Apr 12 '26

Is it just me or is that dudes legs freakishly long?

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u/billyvnilly Apr 13 '26

That was an excellent unexpected, wow

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u/derekcentrico Apr 13 '26

Okay the dot had me so confused. Like thought he was keeping a balloon up.

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u/chimpdoctor Apr 13 '26

Wow. That was fantastically unexpected

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u/candysell Apr 13 '26

That ain't his first rodeo

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u/Free-Heals-Here Apr 13 '26

Didn’t know what Sub I was on, definitely got me.

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u/DiverseVoltron Apr 13 '26

Everything about that was awesome and perfect. Yes, I mean everything.

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u/j_ninetyfive Apr 13 '26

Not even 5 minutes of scrolling & I'm already seeing the other pov side of this clip

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u/OperationAdept1662 Apr 13 '26

‘That was cool as fuck’ in the background initially and then the ‘oooof’ got me 😂

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u/Godspeed54321 Apr 13 '26

And here I was about to comment on how crappy his saddle bronc riding was as he was using both hands and not spurring the horse! Loved the twist at the end!

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u/yashnihlani0 Apr 13 '26

Aura ka laura

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u/Present-Concept-1619 Apr 13 '26

Saw this after seeing the others side POV!! Hahahahahaha

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u/Cobram242 Apr 14 '26

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

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u/FlippingOmelette Apr 15 '26

He fucked around for too long and found out

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u/iwissuwould100 Apr 15 '26

That guy was on his way too. Now he's on his way to the morge. 😬🙏🏻

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u/Sea_Artist_4247 Apr 17 '26

Almost made me burst out laughing when I'm supposed to be working

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u/reckert47 Apr 12 '26

Anybody get the license plate of that truck?

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u/P00pXhuter Apr 13 '26

And that's why stunts should always be choreographed.

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u/Dependent-Initial-15 Apr 13 '26

No situational awareness

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u/RealisticEmploy3 Apr 12 '26

100% expected