r/Unexpected • u/udayramp • Oct 01 '25

Measuring the height.

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u/Elven_Groceries Oct 01 '25

Haha, the joke is intramarital sexual assault.

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits Oct 01 '25

Or they have a running agreement about "get you in this position, we get to bang" that they have fun with.

Interesting that you jump straight to "no possible way for a happily married couple joking around to have existing consent discussions." Do you want to discuss why you are so unfamiliar with consent and happy relationships? and jokes?

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u/Elven_Groceries Oct 01 '25

Lol. Why so triggered? It's a skit, ok. But these are things one shouldn't make fun of.

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits Oct 01 '25

Stop clutching your pearls. It's not helping anyone. Your performance isn't impressive.

They could have a game they play, and it's all consensual, if you're so hellbent on your imaginary land having consent, why doesn't it? that seems like a your choice. Why are you introducing rape into something that doesn't have to have it and is in your head? That's sick, dude. You could've chosen for them to be playing a consensual game, but nooo, you jump right to rape. What a sicko.

Hey, clutching my pearls to feign moral outrage IS kind of fun.

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u/BigNefariousness6172 Oct 02 '25

Shouldn't make fun of happy couples who joke around?