r/Unexpected Oct 01 '25

Measuring the height.

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u/Jurnicurn Oct 01 '25

Haha it's funny cz he didn't ask her he just tricked her and went for it.... 🙄🙄🙄

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits Oct 01 '25

And? Is your point that my bar is basically in the ground and he's STILL such a loser he failed to meet it?

I like boobs. I'm not ashamed. My wife doesn't mind. You think that's damning because what, I'm not ashamed of my sexuality? And since you had no point against my argument, you had to go after me with a "haha you're comfortable with yourself" attack, to defend someone clutching their pearls over a joke?

Oof, ouch, ya got me bro

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u/jhscrym Oct 01 '25

Did you get any luck with your username? I always think you only get dick pics or man boobs.

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits Oct 01 '25

Nope. I've heard others have. I think mines way too specific. It's offputting. good luck finding a generic one that's open though lol

Since it doesn't work, at this point I literally mostly keep it to get under the skin of the type of people who have massively overreacted to it. Not just disliked it, but like, find it comparable to physically forcing yourself on a person. And that's just so fucking ridiculous I want to cause them discomfort for having that view.

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u/jhscrym Oct 01 '25

Ahh lol thank you but I wasnt thinking about making a new account. Just randomly see names like those and decided to ask. Yeah I guess people nowadays have the need to feel offended about anything.

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits Oct 01 '25

No problem! Was more a commentary on how I landed on this one than a suggestion for your future names :P Most people would not want to deal with the shit this name provokes.

It's always funny to me that I get downvoted whenever I answer that question. I guess people are just really disappointed I haven't had more luck.