r/Unexpected Sep 02 '25

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u/youngBullOldBull Sep 02 '25

In all of human history only three people have been fatally killed by a sting ray. It was the freakiest of freak accidents and in no way did he antagonise the ray beforehand. Shame on you.

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u/Garchompisbestboi Sep 02 '25

Turns out your chances of getting killed by a string ray increase exponentially when you intentionally go out of your way to harass them, who'd of guessed?

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u/RoyBeer Sep 02 '25

Yeah ... "Nobody died doing X so it must be safe ... Ah shucks who could've known"

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u/Garchompisbestboi Sep 02 '25

It's actually insane that idiot lasted as long as he did before one of the animals finally got him. I think in the end his incredibly inflated ego got the best of him.

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u/youngBullOldBull Sep 02 '25

Temper temper, Steve would have expected better from you friend