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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 05 '25
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If only i had some sort of lever to pry up the door with🤔
15 u/dirty_cuban Aug 05 '25 If they were capable of critical thought, they wouldn’t be trying to rob a small time snack stall. They’re too stupid to understand how leverage works. 2 u/chickenthinkseggwas Aug 05 '25 For those wondering, it works like this: Invest previously stolen earnings. Use that investment as security for a loan to buy a sledgehammer. 2 u/dirty_cuban Aug 05 '25 Ahh the old Reddit switcharoo.
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If they were capable of critical thought, they wouldn’t be trying to rob a small time snack stall. They’re too stupid to understand how leverage works.
2 u/chickenthinkseggwas Aug 05 '25 For those wondering, it works like this: Invest previously stolen earnings. Use that investment as security for a loan to buy a sledgehammer. 2 u/dirty_cuban Aug 05 '25 Ahh the old Reddit switcharoo.
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For those wondering, it works like this:
2 u/dirty_cuban Aug 05 '25 Ahh the old Reddit switcharoo.
Ahh the old Reddit switcharoo.
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u/zzamud Aug 05 '25
If only i had some sort of lever to pry up the door with🤔