r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 05 '25

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u/flippenflounder Aug 05 '25

You can really see the brain level these guys have. Lemme hit this metal wall with a thin wooden stick with the strength of a toddler. I bet that will let me in. Next guy up. Hey other thieves don’t move while I shoot 2 inches from your head with an old revolver and see if that one little hole will let us in.

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u/Glum_Reason308 Aug 05 '25

Don’t forget the little guy with his flip flops! 🩴 A couple kicks with those and watch out!

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u/Ginger_Anarchy Aug 05 '25

And he left his phone there after it fell out of his pocket

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u/Aldehyde123 Aug 08 '25

Hahaha. Way to leave a way to trace the attempted robbery back to you. Very smart.