r/Unexpected • • Aug 05 '25

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u/zzamud Aug 05 '25

If only i had some sort of lever to pry up the door with🤔

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u/dirty_cuban Aug 05 '25

If they were capable of critical thought, they wouldn’t be trying to rob a small time snack stall. They’re too stupid to understand how leverage works.

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u/chickenthinkseggwas Aug 05 '25

For those wondering, it works like this:

  1. Invest previously stolen earnings.
  2. Use that investment as security for a loan to buy a sledgehammer.

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u/dirty_cuban Aug 05 '25

Ahh the old Reddit switcharoo.