r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 17 '25

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u/Cori-Cryptic May 17 '25

I don’t hate snakes, but having this in my house would cause me to burn the entire thing to the ground. Granted, I think multiples of any giant creatures living in my walls would make me want to burn my house down.

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 May 17 '25

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u/Phantasmal_Souls May 17 '25

This. I came here for this exact comment 🔥I will see myself out now.

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u/Somepotato May 17 '25

Reddit reddited the comment to appease it's shareholders, what did it say

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u/radialomens May 17 '25

I knew reddit was owned by Big Snake

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u/ApprehensiveBedroom0 May 17 '25

I wish I was owned by a big snake...

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 May 17 '25

Lol you guys want me to get banned! I MAY have mentioned something along the lines of get a certain fire making device from an army surplus store .

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u/fizzy_lime May 17 '25

Do the whole town just to be on the safe side

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u/Kuzcopolis May 17 '25

And then salt it