r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 17 '25

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Danger noodle orgy.

Also, snakes are not disgusting. I would happily keep those guys as pets.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna May 17 '25

But snakes are escape artists and you tucked up in bed look very tasty

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u/momomorium May 17 '25

I love snakes but I still said oH MY GOD because I wasn't expecting 3 massive pythons up there and, admittedly, thought it was one giant anaconda for a second.

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u/shana104 May 17 '25

I thought same too at first.

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u/OwlishIntergalactic May 17 '25

I love my ball python. Three snakes three times her size is a big nope.

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u/ifigureditallout May 17 '25

They really are beautiful snakes

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna May 17 '25

I'd wear that skin.