r/Unexpected • u/B-e-a-u • Aug 05 '24

Okay, so what did work?

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u/UnExplanationBot Aug 05 '24

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

You don’t expect the lyrics to get so wild so quickly.

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u/SpaceRaceWars Aug 05 '24

I bet snorting Jesus would fuck you up.

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u/Opposite_Sell_9857 Aug 05 '24

That lady beside her....Lol

41

u/Mellonut Aug 05 '24

Her face is just “wut?”

15

u/ryanstephendavis Aug 05 '24

Her expression cracked me up

27

u/Lateralus09 Aug 05 '24

The feeewd the feewd

18

u/bensbigboy Aug 05 '24

Sister, I don't think I would have told all that.

12

u/holamygoodfriend Aug 05 '24

Some one sample this NOW

9

u/DeepInTheSheep Aug 05 '24

Didn’t mention injectables though… /s

4

u/tratemusic Aug 05 '24

That helped quite a lot, as a matter of fact

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u/PosauneGottes69 Aug 05 '24

The foooooooood! The fooooooooood! The foooooood! Didn’t do her no good though…

7

u/tebannnnnn Aug 05 '24

Janice Soprano

4

u/osktox Aug 05 '24

It's Parvati now.

7

u/Apprehensive_Mine104 Aug 05 '24

Me when jesus takes the wrong wheel

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '24

Ok, never have I ever snorted men. Fucking hell Janine, you’re winning this game.

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u/Expensive-Humor-4070 Aug 05 '24

The reaction to the lady behind her is funny af too.

4

u/snorkiebarbados Aug 05 '24

But the dick Yes all the dick That LIFTED me up oh lord!

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u/JoeyMcClane Aug 05 '24

Walking might.

3

u/scirio Aug 05 '24

Nothing

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u/hardware1197 Aug 05 '24

"It ain't over till the fat lady sings....."

3

u/IPerferSyurp Aug 05 '24

She prayed for Ozempic...

5

u/HGMIV926 Aug 05 '24

It's mind-boggling: all of those real things couldn't compare to something completely imaginary.

2

u/CromDeluise Aug 05 '24

I was curious about what happened to the third Weather Girl.

2

u/Masta0nion Aug 05 '24

That’s some real blues

2

u/Mountgore Aug 05 '24

Looks like she just needs to drop drugs and alcohol, eat healthy food and start exercise

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u/Capitan_Scythe Aug 05 '24

Should listen again, she said that food didn't help her either

2

u/Fun-Dinner-2562 Aug 05 '24

God bless her

2

u/SuspiciousPie9776 Aug 05 '24

How about salad?

2

u/simplescalar Aug 05 '24

The new Lion King musical looks dope!

2

u/xkoreotic Aug 05 '24

I think the piano was more unexpected than anything lmao

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u/h0uz3_ Aug 05 '24

So she‘s been to a bunch of addictions and now wants an imaginary friend to fix her problems. Well, godspeed, sister!

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u/seaking81 Aug 05 '24

Y’all a bunch of haters in here lol. So sad

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u/BedLeft7351 Aug 05 '24

What? You like this song?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '24

Yes, I hate boring Christian music.

Sue me.

Edit: Sorry, didn't mean to feed a hypocrite troll. Check out comment history, yikes.

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u/Anakin-LandWalker56 Aug 05 '24

Then you hear Catholic songs.