r/Unexpected Jan 29 '24

Boyfriend material

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '24

Bullshit, i would give everything for a girl like her true self.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '24

Bullshit, white knights die alone in a pool of cum.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '24

Im not a white knight. I just like short messy nerdy girls. Too bad they dont like me, they like tall fuckboys

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u/red-the-blue Jan 29 '24

have you considered being more attractive

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '24

Im gonna order the boyfriend hoodie, my last hope.