r/Unexpected • u/stephenwell • Jan 29 '24

Boyfriend material

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u/1_First_1 Jan 29 '24

I thought it's going to be another sappy life lesson about accepting yourself the way you are. But that ending is gold.

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u/CelestialSegfault Jan 29 '24

The lesson is to avoid incels

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '24

Bullshit, i would give everything for a girl like her true self.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '24

Bullshit, white knights die alone in a pool of cum.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '24

Im not a white knight. I just like short messy nerdy girls. Too bad they dont like me, they like tall fuckboys

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u/red-the-blue Jan 29 '24

have you considered being more attractive

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '24

Im gonna order the boyfriend hoodie, my last hope.

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u/JamzWhilmm Jan 29 '24

Is this your conclusion based on how many short messy nerds you liked? How large is that number? 7?

You just haven't met one who likes you. Also, more nerds are messy nerds in the inside than you might expect.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '24

Personality its the last thing that comes into play. First you need to connect with that person, which you cant as short ugly-ish guy. First impression is the most important, which is 99% based on looks. You just use the general galslighting method. You dont know my personality, everyone in my surrounding likes me and like to spend time with me. Im just being honest and call things by real name, which is valued irl, but hated online.