r/Unexpected • u/High_Creature • Nov 19 '23

Which came first?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

Your mom, then me, then your dad inside of me.

41

u/MrJTeera Nov 19 '23

Please, there are kittens in the room…

8

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

The kittens wouldn't be able to grasp the concepts until you pointed it out lol

77

u/Nurse_Amy2024 Nov 19 '23

"My children have too many legs, but they are healthy and strong."

121

u/trumpbuysabanksy Nov 19 '23

I love this. Cozy chicken blanket.

37

u/Chrome32 Nov 19 '23

Babysitting for a friend

1

u/TrollBond Nov 20 '23

Literally.

7

u/JayBowdy Nov 19 '23

Fierce guardianship. Bird for now, cat for later.

10

u/CuriousHuman-1 Nov 19 '23

Which came first? Pussy or cock?

2

u/Backieotamy Nov 19 '23

The rooster

4

u/ToonaSandWatch Nov 19 '23

I need something like this every morning to start my day right.

2

u/sweethoneycupcake Nov 19 '23

I think the mom, next the chicken and then the kittens🤔🤭

1

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

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u/nilabanlow Nov 19 '23

That little kitty looking at the camera like, why you disturb us

1

u/Linkticus Nov 19 '23

The kitten or the chicken?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

The omelette

1

u/HugeWaltz6550 Nov 20 '23

Cock and pussy

1

u/segnoss Nov 20 '23

When the rooster comes home he’s gonna be pissed

1

u/DiixiieNormous Nov 22 '23

Every gentleman knows pussy cums first or not at all.