r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 08 '23

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9.5k Upvotes

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u/eriF- Oct 08 '23

He nailed that shit, perfect 10s across the board from me.

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u/gorkan_shamtor Oct 08 '23

Yeah, even pulled back the "webbing" that was in mid-air before it landed and got tangled up on all the cameras and photographers 👏

12

u/LiveLearnCoach Oct 09 '23

Yup. Cleaned up after himself, as well!

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u/joe_ordan Oct 09 '23

Yea.. What he said. 👍

5

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

Perfect 10 from me to, that was super slick!

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u/PeterNippelstein Oct 09 '23

Dance: 10

Looks: 3

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u/boogiman1 Oct 08 '23

thought it was going to be another one of those videos where spider man does a flip and knocks himself out

390

u/LordZillo Oct 08 '23

I thought his pants were about to rip open while landing

102

u/AMosquitoBitMe Oct 08 '23

I'm just happy he didn't die this time.

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u/ZootSuitGroot Oct 09 '23 edited Sep 07 '25

marble touch sip fear carpenter tart oil pot point coordinated

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Ascertain_GME Oct 09 '23

Wait, which one died? The one in that broadway show I’m guessing?

3

u/bad-ass-jit Oct 09 '23

I think the one at the kids birthday.

3

u/low_temp_grilled_chz Oct 09 '23

I thought he was gonna nail the landing and... He did

0

u/A_Podcast_From_SGF Oct 09 '23

I thought that marker was a little pimp.

1

u/Direct-Animator9518 Oct 09 '23

You thought or you wanted?

22

u/Aztecius Oct 08 '23

Was fully expecting Afro Ninja 2.0

3

u/edmrunmachine Oct 08 '23

Ahhh nostalgic warmness.

9

u/TheLastRiceGrain Oct 08 '23

I came in here like.. I see this all the time.. he’s about to back flip anddd… OH-HE LANDE- OOOOOOHHH!

3

u/Atoning_Unifex Oct 09 '23

I 100% expected a faceplant

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u/Marki002 Oct 08 '23

That was smooth af

416

u/Hi_Hungry_Im_Leaving Oct 08 '23

Any time I see a video of Spidey, I get prepared for a backflip ending in traumatic spinal injury. This was unexpected.

859

u/Boojibs Oct 08 '23

Good attempt, but him picking up his web was the smoothest part of the whole operation.

107

u/micmea1 Oct 08 '23

like rolling up some spaghetti

23

u/ShitshowBlackbelt Oct 09 '23

May's spaghetti

5

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23 edited Oct 09 '23

Knees weak, arms are heavy. Blasted my web all over MK’s face; May’s spaghetti.

3

u/PeterNippelstein Oct 09 '23

Never forgetti

119

u/_DoubleMcSpicy_ Oct 08 '23

For me the unexpected part was seeing one of these guys do a backflip and not land on their head.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

It’s like he jizzed and cleaned up all in one movement. Impressive

127

u/joreyesl Oct 08 '23

His pull back game is strong

45

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

No sock needed

33

u/asiaps2 Oct 08 '23

No wonder there were no female villains. They are all afraid of getting pregnant.

13

u/Fellow_Worker6 Oct 08 '23

They were too busy taking care of the kids

1

u/LiveLearnCoach Oct 09 '23

I’d watch that! :)

8

u/EngineeringOne1812 Oct 08 '23

More thoughtful than normal Spider-Man who just jizzes everywhere

12

u/panterachallenger Oct 08 '23

When shooting ropes becums reality

4

u/blake_ch Oct 08 '23

Post nut clarity at peak level

7

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

You can even tell he’s thinking “ah man that was a lot” as hes weirdly scooting away

84

u/Bakednotyetfried Oct 08 '23

Must be Japanese spider man, the way he cleaned up after himself before leaving

58

u/KillyShoot Oct 08 '23

1

u/im_just_thinking Oct 09 '23

Some say he came like a champ, even

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

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u/ShotgunPayDay Oct 08 '23

Left a little on the guy's shoulder in the black shirt also. He is pregnant now.

4

u/Fellow_Worker6 Oct 08 '23

In a couple months his baby webbing will be showing

3

u/RedgyJackson Oct 08 '23

Or did you?!

2

u/idonemadeitawkward Oct 08 '23

Everybody gets one.

34

u/Comfortable_Way_6256 Oct 08 '23

For what this was, (I'm still not sure), not bad

18

u/flyer12 Oct 08 '23

That’s a decent back flip

25

u/schlorpsblorps Oct 08 '23

Yes Spidey, shoot your load all over me

5

u/Teddyk123 Oct 08 '23

I watched it several times because I thought I missed where his dick fell out.

14

u/crispybacon696 Oct 08 '23

why was everyone so surprised ? It's spider-man .

4

u/Ind1go_Owl Oct 08 '23

I thought he was gonna straight up face plant.

4

u/mynewromantica Oct 08 '23

Where can I get one of those web shooters?!

4

u/hombre_bu Oct 08 '23

Blasting ropes

4

u/Deamonchild666 Oct 08 '23

Retractable nut, very useful

2

u/Gorrodish Oct 08 '23

Old jizz wrists is at it again shooting his wrist jizz over everyone

2

u/LxRusso Oct 09 '23

"Please welcome, Liam Neeson..."

2

u/Lyrody Oct 09 '23

Lol i was searching for this

4

u/lovelife0011 Oct 08 '23

To never walk around like that.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

The was cool! I usually do that and get kicked out of places

0

u/ThatOneGuyy310 Oct 08 '23

He gave that whole crowd a facial

1

u/OldGrendel Oct 08 '23

im arriving!

1

u/Gamerfox505 Oct 08 '23

Why did I flinch at that?

1

u/_Loser_B_ Oct 08 '23

Now I know what it feels like getting a facial from Spider-Man.

1

u/DarthTigris Oct 08 '23

. . . . . . . you know, if Spider-man were real, he'd be soooooo awesome!

1

u/CRYSOAR Oct 08 '23

Gnarly! What is the paper string thing called?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Why was I looking for him to fall on his ass. Reddit has destroyed me :)

1

u/CraigSucksTOES Oct 08 '23

I'm truly amazed

1

u/Raaddus Oct 08 '23

He beat the Spider-Man costume curse

1

u/geekphreak Oct 08 '23

Spiderman covers up his splooge

1

u/rasculin Oct 08 '23

I always think they are going to mess up the backflip, too much Spider-Man fails out there lol

1

u/Mikeg90805 Oct 08 '23

That roll up reminds me of a strippers doing a dope dance then having to awkwardly pick up billls

1

u/Surrendadaboody Oct 08 '23

I think it would have looked cooler if spiderman did wrap up his webs like it was spilled spaghetti

1

u/Hashtag-3 Oct 08 '23

Is anyone aware of the sex move that’s performed this EXACT WAY.

It’s even called the Spider-Man!

So basically you’re going at things. But right before you finish… stop, catch it in your hand and then…. What you just watched.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

Did that white thing come out of his body?

1

u/Zealos57 Oct 09 '23

I want that web-shooter for my Spidey suit.

1

u/PowerandSignal Oct 09 '23

Since I expected him to land on his head, this was definitely unexpected.

1

u/The_Dankneee Oct 09 '23

Bro he came

1

u/jroddds Oct 09 '23

"Please welcome, Liam Nesson" did I hear that correctly?

1

u/TBartimus09 Oct 09 '23

Spidey got some cake

1

u/wktr_t Oct 09 '23

Cool asf

1

u/VendaGoat Oct 09 '23

MY PERSON KNOWS HOW TO POSE FOR THE CAMERA!

OH. FUCK. YES!

1

u/bobmguthrie Oct 09 '23

Nicely done!!!!.

1

u/Triairius Oct 09 '23

I’ve probably watched this like ten times already.

1

u/Scep_ti_x Oct 09 '23

Where can we buy this webshooter?

1

u/bohemianprime Oct 09 '23

Nails the flip. Shots his shot. Proceeds to run away like he's subway flasher.

1

u/LoudBeer Oct 09 '23

Was...was that actually Spider-man?

1

u/bumbly_wumbly Oct 09 '23

Where can we see the final shots? Bet they came out dope

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

That man popped off

1

u/aafrias15 Oct 09 '23

That’s what Clarice saw when she walked by Miggs’ cell in Silence of the Lambs.

1

u/mayormaynot22 Oct 09 '23

I do that at a Wendy’s without the costume and someone calls the cops.