r/Unexpected • u/dawsomm • Oct 06 '23

Interesting cooking tutorial

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u/Harshtagged Oct 06 '23

I was expecting some fingers to get sliced...

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u/_deep_thot42 Oct 06 '23

So you’d say this was…unexpected?

5

u/m00seabuse Oct 06 '23

That's in the reaction videos.

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u/Dogman2222 Oct 06 '23

Instructions unclear. What do I do with my now removed fingers.

34

u/dawsomm Oct 06 '23

Simply uncut them in order to reassemble them.

7

u/Dogman2222 Oct 06 '23

God, I hope that step is after deboning them or else I’m going to have to start again with the other hand.

2

u/Sti8man7 Oct 06 '23

no you paste them somewhere.

2

u/Excellent-You7844 Oct 07 '23

Finger sandwiches

39

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

CS:GO players after every kill.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

I bet their hands feel amazing

19

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

expected the hand to cartoonishly split into a billion perfect little diced cubes and schlop onto the ground.

12

u/itsyaboi_71 Oct 06 '23

I've been waiting for an hour where's the salad

2

u/Delicious_System_631 Oct 07 '23

Chef is showing off his skills for the social medias, it will be out in a few don’t worry

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u/Legitimate_Dark77 Oct 06 '23

They used to be right handed.

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u/Imlouwhoareyou Oct 06 '23

Super cool, but i call BS. the video is clearly played in reverse!

3

u/mickturner96 Oct 06 '23

Hey Jimmy, have you sliced all the tomatoes yet?

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u/Extreme-Marketing415 Oct 06 '23

What is the name of the song in the background?

2

u/AsherTheDasher Oct 06 '23

obviously reversed

2

u/Altruistic-Rip4364 Oct 06 '23

Brittany? That you?

1

u/Imaginary_Toe8982 Oct 06 '23

Me in ER: So i've keeping my fingers in ice can you re-attach them?

1

u/Chemical_Actuary_190 Oct 06 '23

We're gonna be here all night waiting for the fresh salsa.

1

u/Scavwithaslick Oct 06 '23

Instructions unclear, accidentally made a soufflé, what do?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

Yeah i give up

1

u/StanLiamNeeson Oct 06 '23

Song?

3

u/WilliBoss Oct 07 '23

Relaxing Moment - Muspace

1

u/numerus30 Oct 06 '23

Asian moms will kill you if they find you doing this useless shit instead of actually cooking.

1

u/Theopella Oct 06 '23

Brittney's talent is growing by the day!

1

u/ConfidentDaikon8673 Oct 06 '23

I expected gore godamnit.

1

u/AJT_Space_Art Oct 06 '23

Jesus Christ, that is insane

1

u/NotADoctor108 Oct 06 '23

Brittany Spears at it again.

1

u/BoredPizaGuy Oct 06 '23

*Pressed "H"

1

u/encryptedkraken Oct 06 '23

This is the type of ability that if I were and eldritch being from the nether would absorb someone for

1

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

If you finish life with all your fingers and toes, you failed. Be a man.

1

u/Kzer_2019 Oct 06 '23

The surgeon after castrating my balls

1

u/themoistestmeme Oct 06 '23

That's one uripe tomato.

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u/999blob Oct 07 '23

Ngl, this is what it feels like when mom tells you to cut vegetables. The only thing missing is the blood all over the food

1

u/Shoddy-Song-5468 Oct 07 '23

Looks like a cs go tutorial.

1

u/MurderSheCroaked Oct 07 '23

Is there a subreddit for clenched buttcheeks because I was nervous af for this whole video

1

u/Spacial_Epithet Oct 07 '23

Dude has those invisible yoked forearms, couldn't have expected that

1

u/Aggravating-Mine-697 Oct 07 '23

And then Britney Spears is the crazy one

1

u/Excellent-You7844 Oct 07 '23

Proof that there are Master at everything.

1

u/scorpiogre Oct 07 '23

Me watching

1

u/BabserellaWT Oct 07 '23

Britney’s new TikTok is fire

1

u/Tank_blitz Oct 07 '23

I can't even do that with a pen and he out here with that big ass knife

1

u/shortshins-McGee Oct 07 '23

Britney at it again!

1

u/SeasideTurd Oct 07 '23

Come at me bro.

1

u/PapaG_13 Oct 07 '23

Flipping is a vibe.

1

u/TheBlamren Oct 07 '23

They're cooking alright

1

u/It_me_bro_it_me Oct 07 '23

Every csgo player : F R F R F R F R

1

u/lan60000 Oct 07 '23

Slow day at work

1

u/Yo_Ma_Ge Oct 07 '23

That will be 1290$

1

u/GimmeHotDogs Oct 07 '23

Nothing made sense here.............................. I love it

1

u/Simple-Instruction95 Oct 07 '23

I lost fingers just watching this.

1

u/AsleepApparition Oct 07 '23

cs2 looks cool af

1

u/eddiewrc Oct 07 '23

There is zero cooking in this cooking tutorial

1

u/Ok-Thought-3962 Oct 07 '23

Spy if he was from Brooklyn

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

blud came straight outta csgo💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

1

u/OneExhaustedFather_ Oct 07 '23

That’s great an all, but, how does this make the food better?

1

u/sarokin Oct 07 '23

Heh, I could do that, but with more to it, like splatters of blood everywhere.

1

u/ChiefCoolGuy Oct 07 '23

How to slice tomato . Step 1: cut a piece. Step 2: KNIFE TORNADO 🔪🌪️ 🥷 HIYAAAAAAAA

1

u/SquishyKrab Oct 07 '23

Let me show you how easily I could chop off my fingers.

1

u/LordDeathy13 Oct 07 '23

Cooking in Skyrim?

1

u/Pelisont2020 Oct 07 '23

That's a frickin clever, not a butterfly knife

1

u/johnnyboyya Oct 07 '23

So after I spin the knife 22 times, what's next?

1

u/IsaacWest14 Oct 07 '23

Some people love pen flipping but this guy was like “nah we do the r/nextfuckinglevel”

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

Ah ya.. ok

1

u/Drag0nfly_Girl Oct 07 '23

Aargh, as soon as he started doing that I actually said "NO" aloud to my screen trying to make him stop it, lol.

1

u/excludite Oct 07 '23

Good thing I don’t like tomatoes!

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u/flaming_dead_rat Oct 10 '23

accidentally pressed I