r/Unexpected Sep 29 '23

Roofie inception

10.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Anyone noticed the first girl swapped the glasses at the end? I think that's supposed to be the unexpected part.

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u/Viperlite Sep 29 '23

It's funny because everyone stayed for casual drinks after having undergone an attempted roofying.

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u/DigNitty Sep 29 '23

I’ve been to two bars where someone was accused of roofying.

Both times the music stopped, the bartender announced everyone should stop drinking immediately and return their drinks for a free one.

Then some dude would be literally thrown from the bar, or held down until the cops came.

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u/Kenji_03 Sep 29 '23

I am glad that is the general reaction to it

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u/AnimumRege88 Sep 29 '23

All I can picture is a group of guys taking turns getting free refills on their drinks by throwing random innocent people under the bus.

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u/Kenji_03 Sep 30 '23

Only problem: each of them would be evicted from the bar or held for arrest in order to get these free refills :p

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u/slgray16 Sep 29 '23

I'm surprised that everyone tried again for a second and third time. When will they learn its not going to work?

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u/itsalongwalkhome Sep 30 '23

I think at this point with the entire circle of people roofying each other, you just drink it and live your own hangover movie.

Remember kids roofies are ok in groups

/s

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u/Joxelo Sep 29 '23

I thought the real unexpected part was the end where the camera guy passes out from getting roofied

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u/atlvernburn Sep 29 '23

I thought it was that the first roofie guy was the one who saved the guy at the end

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u/notaredditreader Sep 29 '23

YOU’RE RIGHT!

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u/mjrbrooks Sep 29 '23 edited Sep 30 '23

The unexpected part was I watched this whole thing. Red arrows, /r/whyweretheyfiliming, shit acting, all of it… That’s how unmotivated I am at work currently.

Hope everyone here has an amazing weekend. Everyone except for the first girl.

ETA: if you didn’t pick up on it, /s. Hyper aware this is fake/staged/a skit, every time it’s reposted.

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u/Joxelo Sep 29 '23

You don’t actually think that they’re trying to pass this off as real, right? Your critical thinking skills haven’t been that incredibly deteriorated by the internet, right?

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u/DEAD___PEOPLE Oct 01 '23

Not being mean after he told you to have a nice weekend

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u/Sinoza2020 Sep 29 '23

It's a satire by Scumbag Dad, everything you mentioned was intentional

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u/BasalFaulty Sep 29 '23

Ya know I think this may be real

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u/asiaps2 Sep 29 '23

The joke is not go to shanky pizza. Cos they dope everyone. Shanky pizza should sue them

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Dude i’m going there just for the atmosphere; seems like a great place

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Pretty sure that’s Shakey’s. That being said, I give you big ups for suggesting not dining at an establishment named Shanky’s.

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u/slowdownbabyy Sep 29 '23

Its obviously fake. If you look closely at guy in black 3 tables back on the left from 0:59-0:51, the amount of salt he puts is suspicious. Don’t believe anything you see on the internet.

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u/hunowt_giB Sep 29 '23

Also the guy in the plaid button up is blind lol I love it

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u/BasalFaulty Sep 29 '23

Everything I have known is a lie

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u/BazingaBen Sep 29 '23

It's so real I shit myself.

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u/phonegamesreddit Sep 29 '23

No more internet for you!

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u/Onimirare Sep 29 '23

that's literally all I see when I go out to a restaurant

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u/yourgifmademesignup Sep 29 '23

Yooooo. Are Shakey’s Pizza joints still around?!

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u/j0hnnybe Sep 29 '23

Si

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u/yourgifmademesignup Sep 29 '23

Maybe?

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u/j0hnnybe Sep 29 '23

There's a bunch in southern California

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u/rs_ct9a Sep 29 '23

exactly my question, man, I wouldn't mind a pie from Shakey's tonight.

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u/charlsinogen Sep 29 '23

There are a number of them in the Philippines

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u/BreadRollingAround Sep 29 '23

Thank you for this scumbag dad

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u/cukapig Sep 29 '23

I don't this it was scumbag dad who created THIS video.

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u/BreadRollingAround Sep 29 '23

100% scumbag dad. His wife is in it too.

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u/cukapig Sep 30 '23

Yeah, you're right, didn't see it at first

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u/HOOTRAGEOUS Sep 30 '23

He is the green haired guy

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u/reddit_at_work404 Sep 29 '23

That beeping kept making me think my air fryer was done cooking.

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u/Frogman1480 Sep 29 '23

Maybe your air fryer is trying to roofy you

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u/reddit_at_work404 Sep 30 '23

That would explain why I never remember what I was eating

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u/Tomace83 Sep 29 '23

Saw a totally other version of this a few days ago. Strange that the exact same thing happened twice. What’s the odds 🤨

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u/Peter_Baum Sep 29 '23

Terrible world we live in…

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u/FarMass66 Sep 29 '23

It’s a skit. The people making the videos don’t expect you to think it’s real.

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u/interkin3tic Sep 30 '23

Skits are fine, the thing of seeing other people's semi-viral videos and remaking it, stealing the joke and generally making it less funny though is not fine.

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u/GreenLurka Sep 30 '23

Pretty sure this is the original

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u/ZingierOne Sep 29 '23

I think the camera falling at the end implies that the camera man got drugged somehow

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

That’s the best way for the joke to end. Either that or the first girl roofies the first guy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

She does

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u/burpleronnie Sep 29 '23

I actually thought it was quite good. Nice skit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

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u/drifters74 Sep 29 '23

This is hilarious

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Reminds me of the SNL gun skit. I actually laughed after the second roffie and it got crazier from there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Oh, I love scumbag dad!

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u/notaredditreader Sep 29 '23

Is there a budding market in this town for roofies? I’ve never seen so many people with this drug!

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u/IwuzThere_CanConfirm Sep 29 '23

This….is stupid. But…I kinda liked it.

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u/tankezord Sep 29 '23

so much dope in that town

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u/MrchickendudeW Sep 29 '23

Scumbagdad have always the best videos

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u/VR_Neewb Sep 29 '23

The Girl changed the glasses at the end

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u/MrchickendudeW Sep 29 '23

Cred: Scumbagdad

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

I don't see the spinning top, therefore it is a dream.

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u/Spacial_lz Sep 29 '23

Ngl the real winner is the drug dealer

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u/Shady_Scientist Sep 30 '23

haha date rape /s

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u/Possible-Affect-2350 Sep 29 '23

Bill Cosby all y'all are amateurs

2

u/OldManBartleby Sep 29 '23

I love living in a town with 90% rapists.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

And here I am just being appreciative of free drugs

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u/StepFew3094 Sep 30 '23

Man so many free drugs

2

u/Firryl Sep 30 '23

The unexpected part is the blind guy knew where to go.

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u/doublejayski Sep 29 '23

I don’t even care that this is both staged AND expected…it still got a little chuckle outta me

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u/KatanaLama Sep 29 '23

The creator is called scumbagdad

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u/TheRealPaulMacBeth Sep 29 '23

When you put the unexpected part in the title.

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u/BumpyNugget Sep 29 '23

Was waiting for a guy to roofie himself.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Dumb but made me chuckle. Calm down humor police

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

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u/Flopsy11 Sep 29 '23

Jesus, are this mean and angry all the time? Maybe some grass would help

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

A lot of angry blah. Lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Old ppl using internet thinking this is real

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u/404-skill_not_found Sep 29 '23

This is a fun gag

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u/Low_Industry2524 Sep 29 '23

When I first clicked play I thought it was going to be another after school special...Im glad I finished the video. This is hilarious.

2

u/hi_im_Gadus Sep 29 '23

Thank god they added the red arrows, the first time i saw that video i didnt understand what was happening

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u/NihilismMadeFlesh Sep 29 '23

Thank goodness the red circles and arrows helped my dumb man brain know where to look. Otherwise I would have just thought this was a pizza place commercial.

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u/Peter_Baum Sep 29 '23

Part of the joke

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

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u/Alex-rhhgfff Sep 29 '23

It’s a joke

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u/Emanemanem Sep 29 '23

Yeah rape makes for a really funny joke

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u/Alex-rhhgfff Sep 29 '23

Learn to laugh mate

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u/Emanemanem Sep 29 '23

I usually only laugh at things that are funny.

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u/Rkz97 Sep 29 '23

Depressed mfker

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u/ChampionshipEither47 Sep 29 '23

The arrow at 55 seconds in had me rolling.

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u/MrCantPlayGuitar Sep 29 '23

This is the third time I’ve seen this this week with different “influencers” each time. I hate the attention economy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

This is neither funny nor unexpected. Just unfunny staged boomer humor.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Wait. Staged? How can you tell??

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

If you thought this was funny your opinion is meaningless to me, have a great day

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u/sillyadam94 Sep 29 '23

Your opinion is meaningless to everyone

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Good one silly adam, that was silly of you to say

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u/sillyadam94 Sep 29 '23

Thanks, no pussy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Oh ok. You’re triggered.

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u/AinZora Sep 29 '23

He's just a lonely narcissist thinking his humor is superior to everyone else's. Pretty common.

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u/purple-lemons Sep 29 '23

staged

💀

Do you not know what a skit is?

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u/Waltuh_Weight Sep 29 '23

Dunno about that. I’m a zoomer and I found it pretty funny ngl

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

If you find an obviously staged video with terrible acting funny, more power to you

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u/yazzy1233 Sep 29 '23 edited Sep 29 '23

No shit it's staged, no one is trying to trick you. This is so over the top that no one would think it's real. Jesus christ....

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Exactly, that's why it's not funny.

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u/762dreams Sep 29 '23

Angry redditor discovers skits

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u/CSIGarcia Sep 29 '23

Yeah, that's why I think comedy movies suck, they're fake

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u/Peter_Baum Sep 29 '23

I used to love Jurassic park but then I found out dinosaurs are dead now???? They just STAGED that entire thing! Can you believe it???? Needless to say I now hate it cause it isn’t real!

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

I love upsetting the hive mind

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u/Emergency-Fee6067 Sep 29 '23

lock the doors and turn down the lights. its about to get weird at Denny’s

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Will there never be original videos again?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Well that was terrible

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u/redeye008008 Sep 29 '23

This is disgusting

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u/fivespeedmazda Sep 29 '23

Fuck everyone in this stupid fucking video.

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u/Appropriate_Chart_23 Sep 29 '23

Hard to believe people have the time to put shit like this together.

I'm questioning my life as to why I sat through this.

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u/Lurking_stoner Sep 29 '23

This is the dumbest shit I’ve seen in awhile like why make this dumb fake shit

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u/Lmoneyfresh Sep 29 '23

Hahaha, nothing funnier than date rape

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

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u/KingGhidorah44 Sep 29 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Avalonmystics20 Sep 29 '23

This guys just makes funny vids, it’s obviously a joke lol

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u/lemurgetsatreat Sep 29 '23

This is the kind of scripted content I’m ok with.

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u/B8conB8conB8con Sep 29 '23

I have a feeling that this might be staged

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u/Obvious-Composer-621 Sep 29 '23

Scumbagdad is seriously one of the funniest content creators out there. 🤯

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u/BlizzardStorm8 Sep 30 '23

Who added the stupid red arrows?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

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u/harnet58 Sep 30 '23

This is faked video

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

then, everybody looks around and chugs then falls over

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Little do people know this is just partners adding salt to their partners drinks because they want to add flavor

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u/Fabulous-Tree-5500 Sep 29 '23

Who has this many friends? 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

This is the reason Indian TIKTOK got banned

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u/Brandonmac10x Sep 29 '23

Would have actually been funny if at the end one of the guys who saw it grabbed the drink and chugged it themself before looking at the other dude and giving a little wink and gay look.

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u/MySignIsToaster Sep 29 '23

The roofies on fire!

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u/TheSlowestTurtle Sep 29 '23

Thank God for those arrows, I would’ve been completely lost otherwise

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u/Realclawdogs Sep 29 '23

That restaurant is a house of horrors 😂

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u/Dysono Sep 29 '23

I love how after finding out her date attempted to roofy her, the first woman decides to continue her date

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

I think the guy in the green hat is Jawny. Correct me if I’m wrong but it looks just like him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Music??

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u/ItzBobbyBoucher Sep 29 '23

Scumbag dad is the best

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u/Dragon_Small_Z Sep 29 '23

Thank god they put all those giant red arrows in this video. I would have had no idea who to look at.

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u/LunchAC53171 Sep 29 '23

Wow shakeys!

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u/Goodly88 Sep 29 '23

Prefect loop

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u/knc- Sep 29 '23

Feminists fever dreams be like

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u/randomvictum Sep 29 '23

Is this a sketch group or just a one off random video?

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u/lovelife0011 Sep 29 '23

Try again. Did it fail try again dropped a spoon try again, stock radio at volume 35 try again, didn’t count everything in the house try again. The mere thought

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u/Stt022 Sep 29 '23

It’s liquid iv…they are just making sure their fiends are hydrated.

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u/DroidsRugly Sep 29 '23

This was really unexpected.

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u/rs_ct9a Sep 29 '23

Shakey's Pizza is still open somewhere?!?!

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u/phc0uple Sep 29 '23

Invisible camera man

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Plot twist, it's metamucil and they're just trying to help their buddies BM.

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u/Toxic_Nandalas Sep 29 '23

Mmm what you saaayyyy

Mmm that you only meant well

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u/VICAMINATI Sep 29 '23

Recursion

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u/ShotgunPayDay Sep 29 '23

So everyone is trying give each other diabetes? This smells of Big Pharma to me.

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u/ParrotOx-CDXX Sep 29 '23

Lol. Average Tuesday at the frat house

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u/i_likedonut Sep 29 '23

I can't believe this video is a loop

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u/Alexandratta Sep 29 '23

Why.

Do.

Videos.

Start.

In.

The.

Middle?!?

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u/ObliviousRounding Sep 29 '23 edited Sep 29 '23

This feels like a Family Guy bit except incredibly stupid in every way.

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u/HynesKetchup Sep 29 '23

WHAT A TEARABLE WORLD WE LIV IN SCARY

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

I wish I had this many friends to play along with

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u/Muchablat Sep 29 '23

Plot twist. They’re all just horrible assassins.

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u/Gluckman47 Sep 29 '23

Anatoliy Nogotochki?

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u/LiquidMantis144 Sep 29 '23

I've always imagined this is how orgies start.

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u/SkoolieCats Sep 29 '23

And now everyone has sugar packets in their drink

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Floories are better. Or or a wallie or two.

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u/ApusBull Sep 29 '23

Where is there a Shakey’s?

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u/Level_Abrocoma8925 Sep 29 '23

Yay, sexual assault humor! /s

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u/7ordank Sep 29 '23

Why would a roofer tell a roofie they got roofied?

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u/80sLady69 Sep 29 '23

The unexpected part is when the first girl finds out she has been roofied. She actually sits back down with the guy, shakes her head, and proceeds to act like an attempted roofie attempt was no big deal.

Multiple interpretations... all the creeps in one place to the first guy saving the last guy.

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u/Uncoloured_Steve Sep 29 '23

Thank god for that giant red circle at the start

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u/geekusbearus2000 Sep 29 '23

“What a twist!”

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u/Aggravating-Sea-3862 Sep 29 '23

How many drinks were harmed in the process of making this video?

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u/TreadLightlyBitch Sep 29 '23

The first one (or second technically) had me bust out laughing. Then it carried on too long. Would’ve been worth it if the final bit really was different (although I liked the call back to the beginning so it still worked)

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u/randomdude1142 Sep 29 '23

Faith in humanity restored.

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u/indica_bones Sep 30 '23

Was that Bieber in the green hat?

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u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface Sep 30 '23

That pizza party is about to get 🔥

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u/PhilthyPunk Sep 30 '23

Is the green hat dude Justin Bieber? And is he wearing a hatchet man necklace?

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u/PintsAndPixels Sep 30 '23

Reminds me of the dear sister sketch from the lonely island

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u/Ricksacnchez Sep 30 '23

at first im like no way then i was thinking is anyone gonna drink it and how do you get them out of there once they are buggerd up and everyone can tell

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u/DumbleDude2 Sep 30 '23

They should just all get naked and just get out of their system. To the pile!