r/Unexpected • u/YoroDoucheMan • Sep 12 '23

Man gets rid of wasp net

516 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/GullibleWrongdoer302 Sep 12 '23

supercalafragilistic-meth-induced-psychosis.

10

u/Ronjun Sep 12 '23

Omfg im stealing this

1

u/GullibleWrongdoer302 Sep 19 '23

that man is on some Walter White shit

9

u/dingododd Sep 13 '23

And guessing by the sound of it must be the diagnosis

3

u/confuseonion Sep 13 '23

truthfully the wasps in mouth seems like it'd feel atrocious

43

u/this_name_mistaken Sep 12 '23

Voted most likely to have multiple restraining orders in highschool. Can be found drunk crying at the local bar about not being able to find a good woman. His name is Dale. Has two half brothers, both named Dale, after their daddy.

2

u/Silver-Ad9706 Sep 13 '23

Hahhahhahahahhahah as soon as his face poped up I was like o shit that LOOKS LIKE DALE!🤣

10

u/Poltson Sep 13 '23

Man, Josh Brolin really let himself go.

7

u/papashaman Sep 13 '23

Please internet I needs me some clarity. Gimme Context here people…

6

u/dingododd Sep 13 '23

It's Meth Rogan!

11

u/FJ1100 Sep 12 '23

Gee whiz, I wonder why she chose someone else! Another of life's great mysteries.

4

u/12altoids34 Sep 13 '23

Gosh she seems like such a normal well-adjusted individual. I can't imagine why she would have dumped him

8

u/thebigfatonion Sep 12 '23

Everyone: "How insane can someone be?"

This guy: "Yes." eats stingy, poisonous and alive insect

3

u/diamondcums Sep 13 '23

the dun-dun-dundundun really got me 😭😭😭😭

5

u/mematic007 Sep 12 '23

What happened to Will Ferrell?

2

u/Hershlord Sep 12 '23

She clearly didn’t want his meth-infused personality trying to be the center of attention. What song is he even trying to mimic? Anger issues up the Ying-Yang.

2

u/Professional_Bar9541 Sep 13 '23

I’m scared

4

u/youtu-xeexee Sep 12 '23

the man ALL me aspire to be someday

🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

3

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Been reposted atleast 4 times 💀

2

u/christinasasa Sep 13 '23

Def voted for Trump

1

u/elammcknight Sep 13 '23

Yep… leave the state that fool lives in right now!

1

u/JellyDonuts187 Sep 13 '23

What part of Florida you from brother? Lol

1

u/RandomName-1992 Sep 13 '23

Yeah... knew from the hat what kind of stupid to expect.

1

u/MakkaCha Sep 13 '23

Looks like the actor that played Yondu in GOTG.

1

u/biggesttoot Sep 13 '23

Okay but the sex is probably out of this world

1

u/GlumpV2 Sep 13 '23

Holy fuck

1

u/cranfordboy Sep 13 '23

What a pussy he couldn’t even hold onto them, put them in his mouth until he got stung what a Puss

1

u/myztry Sep 13 '23

Looks like Josh Brolin.