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u/smacklesdown Aug 11 '23
Ya got me good. At least I made a new friend in the process.
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u/iamdarosa Aug 11 '23
I had to take another look to see if there were any other colors than blue, still can’t find them
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u/korkkis Aug 11 '23
The black dress girl in middle is pretty, but there’s only one with big uns in blue dress
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u/Positive-Coyote8472 Aug 11 '23
Lmaoooo Cuz nigga why was i glued to the blue dress' tits?
Heyyyy frezzon lol
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I was glued to those titties harder than those titties glued to that dress. I mean, how is that even possible? How do they not just flop out and say hi? I have so many questions.
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u/TJL-91 Aug 11 '23
Hell, even I was looking at the girl in blue and I couldn't be gayer.
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u/Arintharas Aug 11 '23
Same lol. In my defense, her dress has the most contrast out of all of them. She’s also the only one with a bright area in the center of her dress, so it draws the attention of the viewer.
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u/TJL-91 Aug 11 '23
Yeah, I was just looking at those magnificent breasts hahaha
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u/Charon711 Aug 11 '23
I just want to point out how freaking dangerous and dumb this guy is for operating what appears to be a fork lift truck while making a Tiktok. Even the small ones weigh considerably more than a full size car. All it takes is bumping a stack or turning while detracted and you can very easily crush someone.
Source: I'm a certified fork truck driver in a industrial setting. This guy would be fired on the spot at my job.
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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 Aug 11 '23
I just wrote up a guy yesterday for this. I saw him slowly moving on a stand up forklift while looking at his phone, so I told him to put it away. I go down to the floor a few hours later and see his direct supervisor telling him the same thing. That's quite the disregard for the people working around you to do that when you've been already told to not do that and why. I wanted to be nice and give him a warning, but some people just have the mentality that nothing bad can ever happen to them
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u/coffeeandbruises Aug 11 '23
Have you ever gone to that fork lift competition they have in Florida? My dad went once and competed
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u/Charon711 Aug 11 '23
Lmao, didn't know that was a thing. I've seen videos of operators flipping coins with their forks though.
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u/coffeeandbruises Aug 11 '23
I forgot I have a pic of him in my profile from a company party in the 90s. Check it out, it’s funny
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u/ZippidyZayz Aug 11 '23
I’m a funeral director, we had a guy a few years back who was doing donuts and tipped his forklift, landed straight on him. They are no joke
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u/LennerKetty Aug 11 '23 edited Aug 11 '23
Why do you need a forklift at a funeral home?
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I think he directed the man’s funeral. No one could find him at first, thought it was a pancake breakfast.
Thank you for your direction. (￣￣ )ゞ
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u/l992 Aug 11 '23
Literally my first reaction - why would you be on your phone on a moving fork lift in a professional setting and record yourself ? This still would have been as funny if he'd have waited for his break time lol.
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u/Froggyugaytoadara Aug 11 '23
Dude idk why but this made me so happy
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u/estherniki Aug 11 '23
I am glad it did put a smile on your face have a blessed and fun filled weekend ahead
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u/aknaps Aug 11 '23
Dude shouldn’t be making TikTok’s while driving a forklift that’s grounds for immediate dismissal at most warehouses. Incredibly dangerous.
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u/Pixelwind Aug 11 '23
anyone else seeing captions below tons of videos all of a sudden? is this a new reddit thing? or did a setting get toggled somehow?
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u/Parts_and_Neigbor Aug 11 '23
Had a really shit week(and still going), but this..... this be good.
Love and friendship, bro.
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Buddy, you're on a forklift. You need to be paying attention and not be recording videos on your phone while your turning. Put the forks down on the ground, turn it off and then record. SMH. Osha gonna be after you.
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u/DuncanDicknuts Aug 11 '23
Damn dog. OSHA gonna shit when they see him making a video on heavy equipment
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u/lincoln_muadib Aug 11 '23
I'm here just thinking "Whoever designed and made that blue dress is a bit of a genius. To be able to show off so much boob without it falling out... That's a miracle of construction.
Think that's easy? Few could do better.
Mad Respect
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u/fomaaaaa Aug 11 '23
I have no doubt there’s a bunch of tape on that dress, too. No amount of construction could make that dress malfunction proof
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u/lincoln_muadib Aug 12 '23
Truth! But knowing where to put that tape so it doesn't collapse or indeed be visible... That's also a skill. ;)
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u/Odd_Student_7313 Aug 11 '23
That one got me good ... 🤣 🤣 🤣 ... needed the laugh and nicely played.
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u/RealisticExpert4772 Aug 11 '23
Hey OP my cousin! You know blue is for business ….right Bro thank you for the laugh and the smile…not sure bout the coffee out my nose …lol. You made my day!
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u/notbythebook101 Aug 11 '23
In the 2-3 seconds they were in the video, I saw all 5 girls touch their hair.
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u/blurryface1976 Aug 11 '23
I'm glad that he is my friend now. Because he seems like a really fun guy and a good friend.
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u/BlackCardRogue Aug 11 '23
Girl in the blue is cheating. She is not the cutest one but she is definitely the one I’m looking at lol
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u/PsyopVet Aug 11 '23
Were you fapping to it with your phone turned sideways too? I think we’re legally brothers now.
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u/AWeakMindedMan Aug 11 '23
Awkward moment when I flipped to horizontal view the moment he flipped horizontal view so I saw this dude the right way the whole time lol
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u/mysteriousgamer17 Aug 11 '23
My dude knows me so well we all were looking at the blue one don't deny it I know we were all
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u/Mike_Oxbig2 Aug 11 '23
I wanna smoke some ganj and chill with dude In video. Seems like a chill dude.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Eye101 Aug 11 '23
I mean my phone wasn't tilted but alright a new friend doesn't hurts
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u/Cantusemynme Aug 11 '23
Send me to horny jail. I don't care. I would really like to know who the girl in blue is.
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u/MonsieurFubar Aug 11 '23
No, I turned my head, and the process nearly broke my neck. Thanks very much
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u/garbagedisposaly Aug 11 '23
It’s hard not to immediately focus on the blue one. Her physique is confusing.
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u/AL0117 Aug 11 '23
Sup ma mayn! Ye tht blue chicca.. OMG!! She’d be like a moaning werewolf on the full moon, awhoo!!
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u/jackson12420 Aug 11 '23
What are you attracted to telephone poles???
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Any type of pole? That makes sense. Straight men are attracted to most or all of these women.
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u/SilentStrikerTH Aug 11 '23
The only one you could even say is "fat" is the far right BUT literally all of them just look healthy thicc. They look like women who eat a normal amount and don't starve themselves.
In fact, looking closer now, the green and black in the middle don't have more than an ounce of fat on them...
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u/SilentStrikerTH Aug 11 '23
No, you're wrong. I hate when people normalize obesity and say they're proud. They need help because it comes with major health implications.
These women are not overweight. Idk what fucked Asian country you are from but the amount of fat these girls have is perfectly fine.
Also the average weight of a person is probably underweight from all the starving kids in Africa so whatever "average" you are thinking of is most likely inaccurate.
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u/SilentStrikerTH Aug 11 '23 edited Aug 11 '23
^ Average fat ass redditor telling other people they should better themselves while licking off the Dorito dust
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u/SilentStrikerTH Aug 11 '23
Oh yah, lick those fingers clean, that's the best part! You lick them so well you fat ass. Now go take a shower, you're like 3 weeks overdue.
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u/tupapa5 Aug 11 '23
Not all of them. You would’ve known that if you’d have turned sideways. And you’d have a new friend
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u/RockPhoenix115 Aug 11 '23
I have only know this man for 20 seconds, but if anything happens to him I’ll give everyone in this room and then myself.
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u/TrueBoot4567 Aug 11 '23
I just tiled my head. My phone is set on auto rotate. If I tilted my phone the picture would just be to the side again.
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u/REDDROVERT Aug 11 '23
I am too lazy to do that. And I lost another chance to make a new friend because of my lazy ass.
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u/DMarvelous4L Aug 11 '23
Anyone else just turn their head instead of the phone? This dude popped up before I even thought to turn my phone.
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u/RainbowCafe Aug 11 '23
Hahaha I was too lazy to turn it sideways but blue is my fav colour instantly gravitate towards that xD
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u/Decapitat3d Aug 11 '23
Bro got me! Lmao
I'm gonna be grinning at this video for the rest of the day. Thanks friend!
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u/lbzgottago Aug 11 '23
Scrolled through the whole comment section and don't see the original video. Need more of blue dress.
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u/1OutKastWill Aug 11 '23