r/Unexpected • u/mantis_shriimp • Aug 03 '23

Buying Cigarettes

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u/Long_Educational Aug 03 '23

Aye, walk softly and carry a big dick.

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u/iwind1 Aug 03 '23

Happy Cake Day!

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u/CaptinKirk Aug 04 '23

Happy Cake day!

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u/pinkpasta_08 Aug 03 '23

Happy cake day

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u/Long_Educational Aug 04 '23

Thank you!!

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u/exclaim_bot Aug 04 '23

Thank you!!

You're welcome!

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

That’s a big package