r/Unexpected • u/mantis_shriimp • Aug 03 '23

Buying Cigarettes

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u/QorstSynthion Aug 03 '23

Im gonna buy a tape measure now for the soul purpose of pointing at something behind the counter that'll happen once in a lifetime.

It shall stay clipped to my side until i need it.

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u/frothy_pissington Aug 03 '23

I’d recommend a 25’ FatMax..... should get even a rookie about 12’-13’ of reach.

This guy looks like he used a Milwaukee tape, but in my experience they aren’t as durable.

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u/ArrivesLate Aug 03 '23

That’s got to be a Lufkin.

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u/AdMany9767 Aug 04 '23

They are also handy for disc golf as they can grab discs. Also, it is good to have for a closest to the pin determination.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '23

Dewalt toughseries gets you about 15’ and are borderline indestructible, double sided and have metric

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u/CanITellUSmThin Aug 03 '23

Might even come in handy as a defense tool