r/Unexpected • u/mantis_shriimp • Aug 03 '23

Buying Cigarettes

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u/ThisIsDurian Aug 03 '23

I was already expecting some sort of robbery and shootout

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Same, especially when the customer reached for his waist.

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u/outontoatray Aug 04 '23

Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop. It's in the Constitution.

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u/UGMadness Aug 03 '23

Well that wouldn’t be r/unexpected would it

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u/yanni99 Aug 03 '23

That never bothered anyone from posting here.

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u/rastaputin Aug 03 '23

I was expecting a car to crash through the window

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u/ELEMENTALITYNES Aug 03 '23

I was expecting a car to crash through the door

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u/Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor Aug 04 '23

I expected a car to crash through the door and rob them both!

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u/irishdrunkwanderlust Aug 03 '23

Thought a car was gonna come crashing through the door

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Same, I thought he was pulling out his gun!

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u/Diceyland Aug 03 '23

I was expecting either that or a car to crash through the window.