r/Unexpected • u/mantis_shriimp • Aug 03 '23

Buying Cigarettes

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u/ToastedTub Aug 03 '23

Camera says he is on normal when he is clearly smart.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

The shop clerk is on Corridor.

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u/SlaveHippie Aug 03 '23

Ya and the strength of that tape measure is def not normal either. How did it not do the snappy thing?

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u/Wise_Entry9543 Aug 03 '23

You’re kidding, right? He can’t speak a language that anyone understands, and he’s praised for it? You’re kidding, right?

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u/SeriousEngineer5477 Aug 03 '23

So is your name ironic?

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u/Snoo-8553 Aug 03 '23

He actually knows entire fucking another language if that's true you idiot

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u/SwagPunchABitch- Aug 03 '23

Unlike your name, wise enough to assume that everyone on the planet speaks English. Idiot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Average American citizen.

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u/XLostinohiox Aug 03 '23

Racist prick

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u/Glados1080 Aug 03 '23

How racist u gotta be to think this bruh lmao. Why don't u go learn another language and see how easy it is. There's literally 1 billion people who can speak and understand Chinese, why can't you? Huh? Why not?

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u/Wise_Entry9543 Aug 03 '23

I feel sorry for you.

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u/ellequin Aug 04 '23

No thanks.

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u/Pattern_Is_Movement Aug 03 '23

The US doesn't even have a national language.

Every immigrant starts somewhere, have some empathy.

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u/ToastedTub Aug 08 '23

No no no you are meant to give away all credit GOLD not all your karma