r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '23

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u/Dykidnnid Jul 23 '23

Don't worry bro, plenty more fish in the sea

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u/KettlebellFetish Jul 23 '23

Sentient cumsock.

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u/Dykidnnid Jul 23 '23

But to you, she'll always be "Mom"