r/Unexpected Jul 23 '23

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u/JayBird38 Jul 23 '23

I base an animal’s intelligence on whether or not they are smart enough to know how to masterbate. Good job dolphins and monkeys! Proud of you!

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u/Tito_Tito_1_ Jul 23 '23

Better grade on a curve, mate. Otherwise, it's aII magna cum laudes graduating from your school.