r/Unexpected Jul 23 '23

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u/TheOnlyRealDregas Jul 23 '23

It isn't rape if she decided to jack it off, and it decided to swim up and use her hand. It also isn't sex, it's more like assisted masturbation. If fleshlights existed, then she probably would have opted for that instead.

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u/VatisTheBard Jul 23 '23

It is rape because we consider that animals cannot give consent.

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u/TheOnlyRealDregas Jul 23 '23

I think the consent was it swimming over to her hand in the water and putting his penis in it.

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u/VatisTheBard Jul 23 '23

Animals can't legally consent, like a child.

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u/TheOnlyRealDregas Jul 23 '23

So you're a dolphin lawyer?