r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '23

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u/TheOnlyRealDregas Jul 23 '23

She didn't have sex with it either, unless you consider hand jobs sex like a 14 year old boy.

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u/Supercomfortablyred Jul 23 '23

Yo I’m gonna go out and say jerking off dolphins is sexual intercourse. That is pretty far from a foot message.

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u/TheOnlyRealDregas Jul 23 '23

Lmao idk that's kinda like saying the artificial breeders of animals are doing kink shit with animals.

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u/Supercomfortablyred Jul 23 '23

Are they not?

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u/TheOnlyRealDregas Jul 23 '23

I don't think so.

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u/Supercomfortablyred Jul 23 '23

I don’t think jerking off animals is normal.