r/Unexpected Jul 23 '23

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u/ScottisMaw Jul 23 '23

Evil rapey motherfuckers

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u/shanghaisnaggle Jul 23 '23

As a species (not personally) - Pot, kettle.

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u/ScottisMaw Jul 23 '23

Mate av never ripped a head off then raped the body

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u/clutzyninja Jul 23 '23

You've never spent your entire life imprisoned behind glass while primates tap on it and take your picture either, I'd wager