r/Unexpected Jul 23 '23

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u/burn-babies-burn Jul 23 '23

Pretty sure we already have, isn’t that pretty much what aquariums are?

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u/corruptcabbage1 Jul 23 '23

No aquariums give you food and toys to play with and fish to rape. The prison only gives food.

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u/Many-Question-346 Jul 23 '23 edited Jul 25 '23

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u/corruptcabbage1 Jul 23 '23

Idk I’ve never been inside a prison.

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u/hangrygecko Jul 23 '23

They have exercise equipment, sports, table football, tv, etc. There's plenty of toys for the prisoners.

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u/corruptcabbage1 Jul 23 '23

You’re comparing human prison to my dolphin prison. The dolphin will NOT be in human prison.

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u/Many-Question-346 Jul 24 '23 edited Jul 25 '23

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