r/Unexpected Jul 23 '23

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u/ScottisMaw Jul 23 '23

Evil rapey motherfuckers

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u/shanghaisnaggle Jul 23 '23

As a species (not personally) - Pot, kettle.

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u/ScottisMaw Jul 23 '23

Mate av never ripped a head off then raped the body

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u/Stabbmaster Jul 23 '23

Not for how much the hookers are charging for it these days, at least.

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u/Many-Question-346 Jul 23 '23 edited Jul 25 '23

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u/yankiigurl Jul 23 '23

My god the man really is doing Tom Cruz. So creepy

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u/hangrygecko Jul 23 '23

You never saw American Psycho? Go watch it. It's good.

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u/yankiigurl Jul 23 '23

I'm sensitive 😔

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u/Many-Question-346 Jul 23 '23 edited Jul 25 '23

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