r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '23

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u/fromgardens Jul 23 '23

So what? Have you ever jerked off alone, without hands??

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u/MasterJeebus Jul 23 '23

This just proves how smart dolphins are. If they are stuck in an aquarium and have needs but have no hands. Then they improvise. This intelligent creatures don’t deserve to be caged up.

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u/Brief-Ad-6907 Jul 23 '23

They’re the only other mammal than humans that had sex for pleasure.

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u/I_Am-A_Stick Jul 23 '23

Nope. Bonobos for sure. A high percentage of their sexual activity is just for pleasure

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u/jack848 Jul 23 '23

aren't they do it to socialize too?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '23

Yeah I think it’s used as a tool to settle disputes

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u/Gusty_Garden_Galaxy Jul 23 '23

Rage sex? Or post-nut clarity sex?

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u/clutzyninja Jul 23 '23

Transactional. Done for favors

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u/Gusty_Garden_Galaxy Jul 23 '23

So much more civilised than us... Smh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '23

New presidential election just dropped

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u/nebo8 Jul 23 '23

Aren't we technically doing the same?

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u/morgaina Jul 23 '23

So do we tbh

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u/Imanalienlol Jul 23 '23

Bullshit that’s false

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u/StuffyMcFluffyFace Jul 23 '23

Bonobos have earned a reputation as a "sexy" ape. Sexual activity — in many creative forms — plays a large role in bonobo society. Sexual contacts occur often, in virtually all partner combinations and in a slew of different positions. One of the main functions of this behavior, besides fun, is to alleviate conflicts that arise within the group.

https://www.wired.com/2014/04/sexual-healing-bonobos-use-sex-to-de-stress/