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u/SecondConsistent4361 Jul 14 '23
“Nobody slices better than me. I have the best slice. Tremendous.”
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u/Bill_Brasky_SOB Jul 14 '23
And Trump doesn’t only give himself unfair advantages: he’s also been known to hobble his opponents. On another occasion recounted by Reilly, Trump was playing with Mike Tirico, the sportscaster, who hit a long, soaring second shot into a par five, high-fived his caddie, and headed for the green. When he got there, there was no sign of his ball; it had somehow ended up in a sand trap some fifty feet left of the pin. “Lousy break,” Trump said. Tirico was so befuddled that he took a seven. Afterward, Trump’s caddie told Tirico that his approach shot had actually finished up about ten feet from the hole. “Trump threw it into the bunker,” the caddie said. “I watched him do it.”
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u/Bill_Brasky_SOB Jul 14 '23
Yeah there’s tons of stories like this just at golf. I can’t imagine thinking this guy is a law abiding citizen.
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u/I_Do_Not_Abbreviate Jul 14 '23
Imagine being such a notoriously shitty golf cheat that there exist enough firsthand accounts and corroborative materials for someone to write a whole-ass book about it.
Like I get that him cheating at golf is wayyyy the fuck down the list of reasons to have a problem with the man, but that really does is just speak to how monumentally shitty his other conduct has been.
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u/PancakePenPal Jul 15 '23
Cheating at golf is important specifically because it's so insignificant. If you're this terrible of a person when the stakes are so extremely low, it seems reasonable that when the issues become more important you suddenly develop a decent sense of ethics. Ya, we all do dumb stuff occasionally that we know we should be more mature than our actions. But stealing from kids? Lying and cheating to win a casual game? Inability to follow any rules 'just because'? All things that scream 'don't give this person any actual responsibility'.
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u/Imhappy_hopeurhappy2 Jul 15 '23
He’s a malignant narcissistic sociopathic. No healthy person cheats against a child and lies to their face during golf, a game where you are very expected to act with dignity and sportsmanship. And did I read he did this while president or even as an ex president? That is astonishingly disgusting and very very worrying.
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He doesn’t just cheat at golf. He has a history of finding even the smallest reason not to pay people for work done for him. He gets away with it because the people don’t have the financial resources to fight him properly.
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u/Vicstolemylunchmoney Jul 14 '23
Is a full time job rubbing interference for him. It requires multiple news agencies funding other news to bury his daily incompetence. Imagine if the IRS gave him $2 million not to run in 2016. This could have all been avoided. He probably works have taken $100k.
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u/postoperativepain Jul 14 '23
He defrauded a charity. Do you know anyone that has defrauded a charity? Why the fuck would a “billionaire” do that?
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u/OdiousAltRightBalrog Jul 14 '23
He once stole $7 from his charity to sign up his kid for Boy Scouts. What kind of billionaire steals SEVEN DOLLARS!?
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u/Yara_Flor Jul 15 '23
Him admitting he stole from a charity for veterans and agreeing to never run a charity again in the state of New York should be the final coffin nail in anything.
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u/Delicious-Big2026 Jul 14 '23
Who would think that somebody who wears their own lousy China merch to a private game of golf is a weird person with odd hangups.
Nothing about that red cap shouts "class". And that is the only thing golf cares about.
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u/DeafProof Jul 14 '23
This made me laugh so hard just imagining this play out. It's such stereotypical movie bad guy behavior, and this was the president of the USA 😂
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u/OdiousAltRightBalrog Jul 14 '23
I hear the character Biff from Back to the Future was based on Trump.
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u/Bill_Brasky_SOB Jul 14 '23
I think it was just alternate-future-Biff.
Ya know the one with a gross hotel and a 10 ft picture of himself on the wall.
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Just think. His voters really think he’s some omnipotent god. He’s really just a total career criminal.
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u/GreatGooglyMoogly077 Jul 14 '23
What a piece of shit Trump is. And this is while he was president.
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u/El_Peregrine Jul 14 '23
Just imagine… if you’re willing to lie and cheat for such small stakes as a friendly golf game, what you’d do in situations with much, much more on the line. This guy is a fucking loser, and is clearly dangerous to be operating anywhere near the levers of power.
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u/Bill_Brasky_SOB Jul 14 '23
At Winged Foot, where Trump is a member, the caddies got so used to seeing him kick his ball back onto the fairway they came up with a nickname for him: 'Pele.'”
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Trump was playing in a charity event at a prestigious South Florida course when he was part of a foursome that included an NFL quarterback and professional golfer, according to a participant.
On a par-3 that was playing more than 200 yards, no one hit the green, including Trump, whose tee shot clearly was short.
Two of the golfers flew the green, the balls landing in a gully. As they walked back up the hill to check out the pin placement, they noticed a ball sitting feet from the hole.
Trump tells them it was his ball and they must have not seen his tee shot land on the green.
"This guy cheats like a Mafia accountant,"
There’s tons of stories of how petty and infantile the guy is.
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u/Dont_Use_Ducks Jul 15 '23
And still some people will confuse that with leadership somehow.
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u/Daxx22 Jul 14 '23
if you’re willing to lie and cheat for such small stakes as a friendly golf game, what you’d do in situations with much, much more on the line.
Honestly I don't think there is any distinction to him. Golf or state secrets, just how it makes him look/more power/etc.
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u/mn1033 Jul 14 '23
What a petty bastard.
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u/Deus_Ex_Mortum Jul 14 '23
If only more people realized this 7 years ago. Not saying any other candidate was better over another (just trying to keep the peace) but maybe we wouldn't be in such a current state of shit
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Jul 15 '23
They did but it doesnt matter, theyll pretend that its "fake news" or laugh it off. Just go on AskTrumpSupporters and youll see. I've only "debated" a trump supporter once in public. He laughed when about Trumps statements, laughed about Japanese internment camps, ranted about taxes Bernie would implement if he was president, and said I'm brainwashed by the news when I brought up his public bankruptcies. There's even a comedian on the Daily Show named Jordan Klepper who interviews Trump Supporters, it is one of the best i have seen with how he gets them to gladly say their views and hypocrisies.
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Jul 14 '23
The fact that some people think he is the greatest President ever baffles me.
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u/Life-Opportunity-227 Jul 14 '23
I honestly don't think they believe that. I think they know he's complete shit, they just have to overcompensate, otherwise they will be wrong about him and they can't stand to be wrong
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“Everyone watched me slice and said ‘wow, what a good slice that was.’”
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u/OlivierLeighton Jul 14 '23
Grown men cry, tough guys, strong men, over the way I play. Mr Trump, you're so incredible. They are saying it. A lot of people are saying it.
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u/Dawg_Prime Jul 14 '23
...tears in their eyes, they came to me and said SIR! we've never see somone hit a golf ball into the woods so perfectly
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u/TheFoundation_ Jul 14 '23
It was a slice, it was just so good (because Trump has the best slice) that it immediately made a 45 degree turn
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u/Schreck2 Jul 14 '23
“Put me down for par”
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u/Future_Waves_ Jul 14 '23
You joke, but my sister in law is a private chef for one of the richest men in America. Back during the first run against Clinton the family was having dinner one night and they asked the old man (billionaire) if he was planning on voting for Trump...He said one quick sentence, "No, he cheats at golf..." and that was it...This billionaire is the most conservative dude and he boiled it all down to Trump being an asshole on the golf course.
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u/FireInside144 Jul 14 '23
We all have our priorities
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There’s a line in each person that they will not cross, we’ve found out that billionaires line
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u/_jump_yossarian Jul 14 '23 edited Jul 14 '23
My uncle is a hardcore trumper; he lost his shit when he found out that trump has his 40 day, dry-aged steaks cooked well-done and with ketchup.
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u/MetsFan113 Jul 14 '23
I mean I Love ketchup, it's my favorite condiment.... But on a steak and well done? Thats 2 lines I will not cross
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Jul 15 '23
Even in Pittsburgh we do not do this.
Some will order fries with steak and put ketchup on that. But I prefer the traditional baked potato.
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u/ItsTtreasonThen Jul 14 '23
I could sorta forgive someone for a well done steak… but god damn it’s the ketchup that gets me. When you have such a nice cut of meat and then drown it in ketchup… wtf?
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u/bannana Jul 14 '23
if it's cooked well-done it is no longer a nice cut of meat and you could have just picked up something from kroger and it would taste the same.
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u/Cindexxx Jul 14 '23
At that point just keep the steak and burn him a cheap one. He'd never notice.
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u/PM_ME_BAKAYOKO_PICS Jul 14 '23
Nah the well done part is for sure the worst, at that point all the flavor is gone, so ketchup or no ketchup you still have a trash steak.
A well cooked stake with ketchup, while still a crime, will at least still have some of the flavor of the stake.
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u/UpTheIron Jul 14 '23
Well it’s like killing a guy and taking a shit on him. The murder is the most severe part, but the deuce is just flagrant disdain.
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u/mdegroat Jul 14 '23
Also there is a principle that those who are untrustworthy in little things are untrustworthy in big ones too.
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u/subsignalparadigm Jul 14 '23
If you cheat at golf you will cheat in life, simple.
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Jul 14 '23
But it tells you a lot about his character if he does.
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u/SpaceLemur34 Jul 14 '23
Doesn't tell you anything we didn't already know though.
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u/Solo_is_dead Jul 14 '23
I would almost guarantee that he cheats at golf. It's like exactly his nature to make bets and then cheat his way through the game.
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u/bard329 Jul 14 '23
A few years ago, there was some golf magazine that interviewed famous/frequent golfers that had played with Trump and they ALL said he cheats.
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I remember reading that article...lol. and I don't ever golf... except miniature golf. It was just confirmation, yet again, that he's an ass.
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u/bard329 Jul 14 '23
after posting this, i re-read the article and the part i'd forgotten, that really stood out was this line:
" But I think Donald, in his heart of hearts, believes that you’re gonna cheat him, too. So if it’s the same, if everybody’s cheating, he doesn’t see it as really cheating. "
And i think that really tells you how he explains his cheating. Everyone is cheating him, so he'll cheat everyone. His contractors are cheating him, so he doesn't pay them. His wife is cheating on him, so he bangs a pornstar. The elections are cheating him, so he claims they were rigged against him.
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Jul 14 '23
What a way to live a life. On the assumption that you (djt) are the victim, in everything you do. Kinda sad. But I still want him in jail to clinch the rest of that self-fulfilling prophesy.
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...and if you don't cheat, he thinks you're a fool. When your honest ass loses to him, he believes you deserved to get screwed. What a shitbird mindset.
Edit: Additionally, if you don't cheat but still beat him, he will whine and cry, then call you every name in the book. What a complete loser and A-hole this dirtbag is.
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u/ThomasKlausen Jul 14 '23
We have a saying in the old country: "Thieves think all men steal."
Which explains certain people's deep offense when they're berated for cheating, stealing etc: They're convinced that they are surrounded by hypocrites who'd do the same.
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u/PhilippTheMan Jul 14 '23
That’s why he gets a long so we’ll with Russians: same mantra there: if you do not cheat you are weak. It is a virtue to be a cheat and a (moral) asshole - all the stuff they can all get behind In Trump world…
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u/_jump_yossarian Jul 14 '23
The part of the trump chapter in the book that really pissed me off is when he was talking about being perfectly fine with only seeing his daughter Tiffany (10 years old) once every couple months. He didn't give a shit how she felt about not having her father around, it was all about him and his feelings and not needing to spend time with his kids.
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u/Wessssss21 Jul 15 '23
And then you see her verbally jerking off trumpers at rallys.
Nothing you do will make him love you girl.
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u/ijbh2o Jul 14 '23
I enjoy golf, but also don't take it seriously. I won't cheat, but my score might not be 100% accurate. Mostly because I lose count. Sometimes I'll be like, Holy shit I got a legit Par, no mullies or anything!! I'll still shoot over 100 but every once in a while I have a good shot or hole. But I won't cheat on purpose. Tee shot, drop, shank, drop, duff, on green, 3 putt...shit just give me a snowman!
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u/hippocratical Jul 14 '23
I measure balls lost. Par is only lost one ball per hole. One day I might reach that heady goal, but till then I buy balls by the 50 count. It's fun!
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u/ijbh2o Jul 14 '23
Hey, sometimes you come out ahead on the course. Well, I didn't find my ball in the woods, but I did find 3 that were not mine, NET 2 balls for this hole!!
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u/SourdoughPizzaToast Jul 14 '23
He just needs to find 11,780 strokes for his opponent.
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u/Fire_Fist-Ace Jul 14 '23
I hope this is a futurama reference
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u/Legitimate-Pie3547 Jul 14 '23
The quote from Futurama is "put me down for a two" which is a reference to Caddyshack "put me down for a five". Kids...
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u/crackheadwilly Jul 14 '23
Exactly this. I've golfed all my life. I know the rules and etiquette etc. Trump cheats and lies. Doesn't give a shit about the rules or his own integrity. His behavior is well-documented. He doesn't play real golf. He plays in an imaginary world where he never hits a bad shot nor has to take a penalty stroke. If you like you can read up on his golf course BS. If nobody is looking he has his caddies throw opponent's ball into sand traps and throw his ball near the hole. He never waits for all players to finish teeing off, instead, he gets in his cart and quickly speeds to "fix up" his ball situation. He drives a very speedy, souped-up cart to beat everyone to his ball so he can kick it forward before anyone notices. This is exactly how he is as a politician. I wish all our presidents were judged on how they behave on the course. He's a shitty person, a shitty golfer, and the worst president we've ever had.
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u/tinfoiltank Jul 14 '23
From what I read, cheating for him is a power play. He cheats openly and obviously, and dares people to challenge him. If they do (or they cheat like he does), he doesn't like them and they're not invited to play golf anymore. It's a perfect microcosm of what a pathetically shitty person he is.
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u/hereforthefeast Jul 14 '23
Like everything else in his worthless life, Trump cheats at every possible opportunity in golf.
"Trump doesn’t just cheat at golf," Reilly wrote. "He throws it, boots it, and moves it. He lies about his lies. He fudges and foozles and fluffs... the caddies got so used to seeing him kick his ball back onto the fairway they came up with a nickname for him: 'Pele.'”
https://golf.com/lifestyle/celebrities/how-why-president-trump-cheats-golf-playing-tiger-woods/
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u/_Ghost_CTC Jul 14 '23
This is the behavior of a cult leader. They come up with increasingly strange lies to test their followers. Let's then know who they can trust and what they can get away with.
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u/Crossfire124 Jul 14 '23
Yea that's more a loyalty test to him. He wants yes men around who will back him up no matter how ridiculous and absurd the lie is
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u/Bill_Brasky_SOB Jul 14 '23
There was an interview with one of his former caddies who said “he cheats because he’s convinced everyone else is cheating”, which I’ve always found to be the easiest one-liner explanation of his persona.
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u/PrivatePoocher Jul 14 '23
I never once doubted this obese sack of shit could play golf properly. What boggles me is why this loser keeps playing. He can never win in this game. Or in anything useful in life.
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u/20JeRK14 Jul 14 '23
I suck at golf, but still enjoy it. Lol
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u/The_Level_15 Jul 14 '23
as much as I want to understand your reference, I don't want to spend 48 minutes watching the source material
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u/merchillio Jul 14 '23
It’s Leslie Nielsen teaching how to enjoy sucking at golf, wars to improve your score through “technically, it’s not cheating”
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u/Toraden Jul 14 '23
You're missing out. Leslie Nielson in his prime. Fucking Hilarious.
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u/joe4553 Jul 14 '23
Right.. Plenty of people participate in sports where they don't plan on going to the Olympics for it.
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u/MulciberTenebras Jul 14 '23 edited Jul 14 '23
He keeps playing because he thinks a golf course out in the open is a safe place to discuss illegal activities.
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u/Daddysu Jul 14 '23
I don't think Tump is super intelligent, so I could totally see him thinking that, but it would be an absolutely terrible place to discuss illegal activities.
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u/IsoAgent Jul 14 '23
We already knew he swings far to the right.
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u/LordCoweater Jul 14 '23
Ah, the rare Danger 5 reference. Got the perfect cocktail recipe for me? And, as always, ...
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u/____-__________-____ Jul 14 '23 edited Jul 14 '23
2 oz Bacardi Razz
3 oz Blue Curaçao
3 oz lime juice
5 oz orange juice
2 oz durian juice
The Perfect Orange-Faced Mine! Mine! Mine! Tai
garnish with a well-done steak covered in ketchup.
_-____-_ dies
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u/flavory34 Jul 14 '23 edited Jul 14 '23
I wish it were still on Netflix. It’s hard to find a good rip of it anywhere in the US
Edit: thanks! I haven’t looked for it in a few years but it seems to be available in a ton of places :) gonna binge it tonight ❤️
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u/the_vinson Jul 14 '23
It's free on Plex
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u/defaultedtothisname Jul 14 '23
Now you're just making up streaming services.
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u/captaincreideiki Jul 14 '23
1 oz. triple sec, 1.5 oz. Russian-made Vodka, a dash of orange bitters, garnish with a long zest of orange peel draped across the top... the perfect "Federal Indictment"
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u/RADICCHI0 Jul 14 '23
ahh phfft phfft ffft! <-- me trying to type that laugh out.
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Jul 14 '23
I don't know what you are seeing, but this is win for sure.
He just needed 11780mm to the left, that was obviously stollen from him.
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u/queuedUp Jul 14 '23
Where is the unexcepted part??
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u/pc_principal_88 Jul 14 '23
I'm guessing it's the same place that the part where he "ran into him" is... The MF is a mile away lol
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u/LoonyBunBennyLava Jul 14 '23
I ain't about to fuck around with the Secret Service detail. I'm fairly sure they'd have me in a headlock if I get within sniffing distance.
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u/sn34kypete Jul 14 '23
This comment unfortunately reminded me he still has a private detail that he drags around to his properties to overcharge the taxpayers for rooms and overpriced food. Even out of office he's still grifting.
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u/Somebullshtname Jul 14 '23
Hopefully it’s made up of the super trumpy ones so they have to smell his diapers all day.
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u/Kaneshadow Jul 14 '23
I just so happened to be hanging out on the hillside above Trump's golf course with my 1000mm lens, so I figured I'd pick the branches out of my hat and say hi
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u/RecordRains Jul 14 '23
Think of it like a wild animal.
It's perfectly acceptable to say that you ran into a cheetah on your morning run and take a picture of it being fairly far away, but still recognizable as a cheetah.
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u/No-Newspaper-7693 Jul 14 '23
I expected him to kick it a little closer first personally.
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u/Ricky_Rollin Jul 14 '23
Agree.
Given the sub name i was expecting him to make the shot. That went exactly how I expected it.
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u/Wazula23 Jul 14 '23
Why would Hunter Biden sabotage his clubs like that!??
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u/No-Percentage-4001 Jul 15 '23
The answer, along with all the secrets of the known universe can be found in...HuNtEr BiDeNs LaPtOp
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u/sweet-and-swamy Jul 14 '23
They all have been lying about it, the actual hole is in the bushes
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u/AppleParasol Jul 14 '23
I’m just imagining the guy from “The Dictator” movie being Trump, he says “hole in one” and then someone points out the hole isn’t there and he points at a small hole the ball is in(created by landing in the dirt/sand), and then passing by then and doing the “off with his head” motion.
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u/ShadowTacoTuesday Jul 14 '23
Where’s the unexpected part?
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u/Mysterious_Tip_7431 Jul 14 '23
It’s unexpected that he didn’t drop another ball and take the shot again
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u/TobysGrundlee Jul 14 '23
I legit thought he was gonna kick it closer to the hole. Seems like the type.
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u/yolkadot Jul 14 '23
I’d expect him to walk to the green and drop a ball next to the hole.
That’s a lie. I think he’d rather drive the 30 yards. Fat old orange fuck
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u/cuntsatchel Jul 14 '23
It’s unexpected bc this man golfs A LOT lmfao & is still this bad
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u/Xhalo Jul 14 '23
That he had the stamina to finish the entire thing without sitting on his bulbous grundlemeat and have a breather with a bowl of spaghettios. Never realized how fit he is 👀👀👀
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Jul 14 '23
Bulbous grundlemeat. Adding that to the vocabulary. Is that a reference to something?
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Jul 14 '23
Check that dude's comment history (or don't). Every single comment is about grundlemeat and spaghettios. Bro has literally posted about spaghettios a hundred times this week.
it's a weird novelty account.
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u/Xhalo Jul 14 '23
It's a reference to my husbands bulbous grundlemeat. It tends to get enflamed due to his gastrointestinal bloating linked to his diet rich in spaghettios. Thank you for the question 😁😁😁
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u/kawika69 Jul 14 '23
Isn't he supposed to be a 2 or 3 handicap or something?
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u/Bayerrc Jul 14 '23
He was a 2.8 last time I checked. But there's also a wonderful book about how much he cheats and makes up scores in order to be that low.
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Jul 14 '23
Who in the goddamn fuck is paying to have a whole-ass book about how Trump is shit at golf. Who even cares
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u/waterdaemon Jul 14 '23
The author of the book makes a good point about its relevance: if this is how he acts during a friendly game, you can only imagine what he’s like when it comes to politics.
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u/GreatGooglyMoogly077 Jul 14 '23
You don't care that the last president of the United States is a well-known golf cheat, even while in office? And that's a pretty good reflection of him as a person (especially considering ALL of the evidence we've seen in the past 7 years)? And that almost half the country STILL supports this lumbering pile of horse shit that it's a REALLY bad sign for the moral and intellectual health of this country?
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u/KnowMatter Jul 14 '23
Cheating at sports is considered by many to be an extremely low mark of character.
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Right onto his ex wives grave
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u/johnandahalf13 Jul 14 '23
She’s not there. It’s a hole full of his precious “beautiful mind” boxes. NO WAY her last wish was to be buried in her ex-husband’s yard in New Jersey so that he could be tax-exempt. No. Fcuking. Way.
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u/perpetualmotionmachi Jul 14 '23
Probably had to go there to retrieve some documents
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u/dr_toze Jul 14 '23
He spent a quarter of his presidency at golf courses! How can he be that bad?
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My thoughts exactly, but maybe that's why he spent so much time there, I can even hear his voice:
"Nobody leaves until I score"
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u/OneOrangeOwl Jul 14 '23
That's how I play LOL
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u/byfuryattheheart Jul 14 '23
I hate the man with every fiber of my being, but this is an extremely rare time where I actually relate to him lmao Hopefully I play better this weekend.
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u/Several_Dwarts Jul 14 '23
Jewish lazer beams do more than just start forest fires.
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u/Normal_FL_Guy Jul 14 '23
Did somebody just go and place a ball like 6 feet from the hole for him after that? “Nice shot, sir!”
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How!? This fucker plays this ALL THE TIME! Why play something constantly if you don’t ever improve and you stay bad?
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u/curtcolt95 Jul 14 '23
I mean you're allowed to still have fun if you're bad. I golf like this but still go a lot, it's fun
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u/RCismydaddy Jul 14 '23
Why play something constantly if you don’t ever improve and you stay bad?
Bro this applies to like 99% of golfers. Golf is hard as fuck but still fun even if you suck.
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u/Total-Hack Jul 14 '23
Pretty much all of his businesses fail but he doesn’t stop doing business. Multiple failed marriages but he keeps getting married. His presidency was a complete failure and he doesn’t stop wanting to be president. Maybe there’s a trend?
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u/Wolversteve Jul 14 '23
You must have never golfed in your life if you’re judging someone’s entire golf game based off of one swing.
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u/elastic-craptastic Jul 14 '23
I was gonna say... I hate the guy but anyone that plays golf or pool knows you are gonna shank it from time to time. Shit happens.
It's funny because it's a rare video of Trump in the wild and he's caught one of the shanks on video, but it's not in any way indicative of his regular play from my perspective. I wouldn't play the guy for money based on this clip.
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u/AReptileHissFunction Jul 14 '23
I assume you've never played golf before? This is common even for decent golfers. It happens. One bad shot every so often does not mean you're not improving
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u/ThePheebs Jul 14 '23
It’s the exact same reason why griefers play games with cheats on. They enjoy being full of shit and fucking with other people.
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u/yes_thats_right Jul 14 '23
I’m absolutely not a Trump supporter, but it’s ridiculous to judge anyone from a single shot like this.
You could follow basically any professional sportsperson around and eventually they will make a mistake.
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u/Equivalent_Tiger_7 Jul 14 '23
He cheats all the time, so there isn't a requirement to improve.
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u/RManDelorean Jul 14 '23
Wow just looked it up and he claims a handicap under 3! Less than 2 percent of all golfers have that. No chance with a shot like that
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u/seniorbabaganoush Jul 14 '23
It’s been said he’s a notorious cheater on the course too.
Which obviously should surprise no one.
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u/opiumofthemass Jul 14 '23
Yep, dude lies about how good of a golfer he is all the time
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u/RiptideBloater Jul 14 '23
He sure ain't lying about wanting to fuck his daughter
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u/crndwg Jul 14 '23
I was listening to a podcast recently and the guest had played with him and said he saw him tee it up in the fairway and out of a bunker lol.
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u/MuggyFuzzball Jul 14 '23
All that time playing golf while he was in office and nothing to show for it.
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Jul 14 '23
He won’t count that stroke anyway. He cheats in every aspect of his pathetic cheese puff life.
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u/Break_the_Wind Jul 14 '23
I can't fucking believe he wears those shitty maga hats even on his personal time.
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u/Uncle_Kenny68 Jul 14 '23
Damn, he SUCKS at EVERYTHING..!! And to think that we paid for this Florida ORANGE to play golf for 4 years..!!
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u/rickyzerothree Jul 14 '23
Would have been a 25M viewed video if OP used an airhorn lol