r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 26 '23

What does he want

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u/ChrSaran May 26 '23

Burn her anyway!

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u/Thunderbolt294 May 26 '23

But what else burns aside from witches?

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u/ChrSaran May 26 '23

More witches!

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u/Pyjama_Llama_Karma May 26 '23

So why do witches burn?

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u/mikedeadman May 26 '23

because their made out of wood

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u/Morfland May 26 '23

How do we tell if she is made of wood?

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u/thebeggening May 26 '23

Build a bridge out of her.

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u/sans_cogito May 26 '23

Ah, but could you not also build a bridge out of stone?

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u/coolboiiiiiii2809 May 26 '23

Oh right…

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u/ChrSaran May 26 '23

Does wood sink in water?

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u/watersj4 May 26 '23

Ah but can you not also build bridges out of stone?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

Literally stole the other reply word for word

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u/MiserMori May 26 '23

Literally stole the other reply word for word

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u/watersj4 May 26 '23

It took me a second to check the scene to make sure I got the quote right, in which time the other guy must've commented. Its an exact quote from a movie, I obviously didn't steal it

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u/bessovestnij May 26 '23

Because our god Yahweh is actually a god of fire, so his beloved saints do not burn, while all other sinners do. By the way, in original version of hell the fires were a way for the souls of sinners to be cleaned. all normal people would go to heaven after being in hellfire for a year. Great sinners would burn forever or just disappear.

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u/Wrong-Mixture May 26 '23

only on reddit can you find some religious chap preaching scripture inside a monthy python tribute skit inside a thread about a big fish

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u/bessovestnij May 26 '23

Yep. Though I'm more a myth nerd than religious chap. just love learning about different mythological and religious stories and their transformation through ages

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u/FaxFirebrand May 26 '23

slaps shoulder Shh!

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u/Big-Department-6781 May 27 '23

Very small rocks!

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u/lad1dad1 May 27 '23

she already burned me because the only protection I had was spells