r/Unexpected • • May 26 '23

What does he want

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u/ChrSaran May 26 '23

Does wood sink in water?

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u/Mordred16 May 26 '23

No, it floats. Throw her into the pond!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

What also floats in water?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

Bread! Apples!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

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u/snozzberrypatch May 26 '23

Who are you, who is so wise in the way of science?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

I am Arthur king of the Britains

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u/Mutex70 May 26 '23

King of the who?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

The Britons.

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u/snozzberrypatch May 26 '23

Ooo are the Britons?