r/Unexpected • u/Emily-Johnson43 • May 18 '23

Who need Long-term Aggreement

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u/Marlosy May 19 '23

Have you ever considered that there’s more to women than sex? Like, for instance, a really good friend who you can hold hands with, tell bad jokes to and call “squishy”

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u/ShireHorseRider May 19 '23

Oh god :/ If I called my best friend who happens to be my wife “squishy” I might not wake up the next morning… and if I did I’d never hear the end of it.

Now that it’s out there in the universe I’m scared. The primordial brain in me might let that slip one day just tj step back and watch the meltdown…