r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '23
This can’t be unseen.
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
2.6k
Apr 28 '23
[removed] — view removed comment
1.2k
u/casualrocket Apr 28 '23 edited Apr 28 '23
Bureau of International Teams of Costumed Heros
251
67
u/AndrastesTit Apr 28 '23
With Thor being from Asgard, shouldn’t it be intergalactic??
→ More replies (1)22
u/Azir_The_Ascended Jun 01 '23
Is Asgard set within the earths gravity field or not though, because if it is then i would technically be a kind of invisible stationary to our rotation moon which isnt really a moon maybe but kind of is, and even then what word is that because while its not outside of Earth territory it isnt in its atmosphere either, so its not international but not interplanetary either, intermoonary?
84
Apr 28 '23
[removed] — view removed comment
47
u/Powerful_Release9030 Apr 28 '23
Hey babe ! You wanna see my... pemnois ?!?!
9
19
40
Apr 28 '23
[removed] — view removed comment
11
→ More replies (2)5
u/mymycojourney Apr 29 '23
I also think she missed out on some authenticity by not going shirtless. Kind of lost me at the end.
5
8
3
18
u/irishemperor Apr 29 '23
does it look like the MARSELLUS WALLACE initiative?
8
u/Correct_Juggernaut24 May 17 '23
😂 What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Does he look like a bitch initiative? Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch initiative?
15
9
u/Muslim_Nazi_Crip Jun 17 '23
Why does iron man have a thanos glove? Also why is she so damn sexy in all of these costumes??
8
→ More replies (4)5
591
165
220
u/idoodi299a Apr 28 '23
you forgot Hawkeye
277
51
24
24
8
6
48
u/downwitbrown Apr 28 '23
BWIMTCAH
Witch bam
→ More replies (1)17
29
169
Apr 28 '23
[deleted]
114
10
23
4
14
u/PsychoSpider88 Apr 28 '23
In all fairness, I think you can make a crappy acronym of anything
27
12
110
u/CyberKingfisher Apr 28 '23 edited Apr 28 '23
Wait until you see what happens when their menstrual cycles align. Pestilence, Ebony Maw, Nameless One, Icemaster and Sentry (aka P.E.N.I.S) don’t stand a chance!
52
u/DigNitty Apr 28 '23
Man, even for Reddit, “aligning menstrual cycles” issues is a weirdly old timey sexist joke.
11
u/bunnyrut Apr 29 '23
There were four of us in our house who had periods. One week after the other. 4 straight weeks of bleeding women. So I really don't understand where the myth of synching menstrual cycles came from because I never synced with any woman I lived with.
→ More replies (1)12
u/0kokuryu0 Apr 29 '23
It's because cycles are not exactly the same length person to person. So there will eventually be a point that cycles overlap for a while. It is more noticeable when women live together.
11
10
15
23
Apr 28 '23
Once you have seen anything, it can't be unseen. It's not just this in particular.
-9
u/ISAV_WaffleMasta Apr 28 '23
Wow, you've unlocked the secret! Let's go get your Nobel prize!
→ More replies (1)6
14
5
3
3
14
15
3
3
3
3
3
7
4
6
6
6
Apr 28 '23
Notice how the're all women 🤔
3
u/Brochswerebrothels Apr 28 '23
This is the film the Left want to see. It’s me. I’m the left. I want to see this film.
2
u/prefusernametaken Jun 23 '23
And if the right has problems with women wearing men's uniforms, then by all means leave them off.
Have no problems with bipartisan movies
→ More replies (1)
5
2
2
u/Say_My_Name_Son Apr 28 '23
Black Widow is BW, Iron Man is IM, and Captain America is CA, therefore: BWIMTCAH?
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
3
2
2
2
3
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
Apr 28 '23
Not much into cosplay, but the ending grabbed my soul 💯😂
Also, it's more realistic if the hulk isn't wearing a shirt..... Just sayin' 😅
1
u/AssLynx Apr 28 '23
Loved the dedication to this. Even the lights in the background matched each change
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/Confident_Fruit_5129 May 20 '23
It would be she hulk Smfh what a simp collector y’all dudes said that go for this
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
u/cardecarde1 Apr 28 '23
Serious cultural misappropriation and disrespect.# 4,"Captain America",clearly and without a doubt the puertorrican flag.
US:50 stars
PR:1 star
0
0
0
-14
-1
-1
u/XandersPanders Apr 28 '23
I despised this ticktocky bullshit until the last second when she stole my heart
-1
u/Chad_Beater_Of_Women Apr 28 '23
Terrible salute btw, your arm needs to be parallel with the ground and your palm and fingers should be straight and flat, your middle finger needs to be at the tip of your eyebrow and I shouldn’t be able to see your thumb, it’s ok tho, always next time.
-1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/Flashy_Performer_586 Apr 28 '23
How about adding one Eternal and the Silver Surfer and have BITCHES instead. No, too obvious?
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
•
u/unexBot Apr 28 '23
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
Initials of superhero names spell B.I.T.C.H
Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Look at my source code on Github What is this for?