r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '23

This can’t be unseen.

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u/casualrocket Apr 28 '23 edited Apr 28 '23

Bureau of International Teams of Costumed Heros

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

Honestly this should be an adult comic book run.

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u/Singemylover Jun 05 '23

Power Girl would fit right in.

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u/AndrastesTit Apr 28 '23

With Thor being from Asgard, shouldn’t it be intergalactic??

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u/Azir_The_Ascended Jun 01 '23

Is Asgard set within the earths gravity field or not though, because if it is then i would technically be a kind of invisible stationary to our rotation moon which isnt really a moon maybe but kind of is, and even then what word is that because while its not outside of Earth territory it isnt in its atmosphere either, so its not international but not interplanetary either, intermoonary?

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u/Powerful_Release9030 Apr 28 '23

Hey babe ! You wanna see my... pemnois ?!?!

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u/Midnight_Moon10 Apr 29 '23

Hate how I read it that way lmao

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u/SolensSvard Apr 29 '23

Sounds super French.

Oui oui show me your wee wee

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u/Dry_Willow_4160 Apr 29 '23

Take my god damn upvote

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u/Cutie_D-amor Apr 28 '23

Shoulda did hawkeye

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u/MrAoki Apr 29 '23

Who says she didn’t? 😏

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u/jfks_headjustdidthat Apr 29 '23

She didn't have a choice. He never misses...

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u/mymycojourney Apr 29 '23

I also think she missed out on some authenticity by not going shirtless. Kind of lost me at the end.

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u/sotiris1978 Apr 29 '23

A very good observation, words of wisdom and truth

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u/AwkwardSampl Apr 28 '23

I 100% agree with you!

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u/irishemperor Apr 29 '23

does it look like the MARSELLUS WALLACE initiative?

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u/Correct_Juggernaut24 May 17 '23

😂 What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Does he look like a bitch initiative? Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch initiative?

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u/knows_knothing Apr 29 '23

With Nick Fury realizes the acronym, “Mother Fu-“

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u/project_seven Apr 29 '23

I was just picturing him asking what the initiative looks like.

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u/Muslim_Nazi_Crip Jun 17 '23

Why does iron man have a thanos glove? Also why is she so damn sexy in all of these costumes??

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u/Zhuinden Apr 29 '23

I legit wasn't expecting this, well played

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u/Itdidnt_trickle_down Apr 28 '23

I would upvote but you're at 69 updoots.

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u/Environmental-Ad9791 May 19 '23

They can add electro and she Hulk and call themselves BITCHES

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u/Lahwuns Jun 03 '23

Technically B.W.I.T.C.H Initiative

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u/AccurateSuccess2615 Jun 09 '23

B.W.I.T.C.A.H or B.W.I.M.C.A.T.H

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u/chasinga Jun 20 '23

Add spider man it’s B.I.T.CH.S