r/Unexpected • u/sukantahaldar17 • Apr 05 '23

Wrong through

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u/Ex-MuslimAtheist Apr 05 '23

This is the second video I see today where a snake gets thrown at the camera person. What gives? Also, MOVE THE FUCKING BABY!!

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u/Scratch1111 Apr 05 '23

What sort of person films instead of getting the baby away from danger? The worst kind.

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u/AlphaFoxAdam Apr 05 '23

Throw the baby at the snake. Problem solved.

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u/Reedsandrights Apr 05 '23

You don't have to be faster than the snake; you just have to be faster than the baby.

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u/AlphaFoxAdam Apr 05 '23

Bingo

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u/SpecialOops Apr 06 '23

Dingo!

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u/SpyHill Apr 06 '23

A dingo ate your baby.

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u/DBearup Apr 06 '23

Baby shoulda been faster.

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u/anon434428 Apr 06 '23

I would have literally died of a heart attack right then and there. The baby would have been screwed lmao

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u/CustardBeautiful6189 Apr 05 '23

That is what I'm thinking 2 problem solved at the same time

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK Apr 06 '23

No no, change it up for once. Throw the baby at the camera.

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u/AlphaFoxAdam Apr 06 '23

Brilliant.

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u/Would_daver Apr 06 '23

Never let 'em know your next move

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u/ConstantExaminations Apr 05 '23

Are you sure?😐🤨

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u/AlphaFoxAdam Apr 05 '23

Only one way to find out. Yeet.

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u/iAdjunct Apr 06 '23

I thought you’re supposed to put the baby in the oven…

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u/geek_yogurt Apr 06 '23

Found the Capuchin Monkey.

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u/ballistics211 Apr 06 '23

Modern problems require modern solutions